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You don’t need a reason to stop believing a fairy story.

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Actually, maybe his wife could surprise him one day with a vibrator and a turkey baster. Techno-twat doesn’t need to be around for other things either.

Wife: [frustrated] Can you please spend some fucking time being in the same room with the child you helped to create?!

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Ahh, the USA has hit the autarky stage of dictatorship. Ask how that's going for Kim Jong-un, or read about Albania's and Cambodia's experiences with that experiment.

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You're supposed to be graceful in defeat but Messi turned his back on the World Cup winners after Argentina's defeat this year. Both are ending their days as washed-up has-beens that can't keep up with the young talent in Europe, so chased after cash in famous bastions of football, the USA and KSA.

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Musk talks a big game when it comes to Mars, but he never follows through. It's just a grift to separate inverstors from their money.

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The redcoats are letting him use bases in their country to fight his endless, unwinnable war against Iran. If he'd prefer to fight them, maybe he can fly his bombers from elsewhere.

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Nothing screams midlife crisis like a 46-year-old trying to prove that he’s “still got it.” 🤣🤣🤣

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So she wants racists, white supremacists and nationalists in her party, does she?

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Pez dorado @p3zd0r4d0.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I don’t get it. Are we supposed to THANK him?

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Failing upwards is a Tory thing. Remember Grayling or Harding? Even now, the likes of Philp are keeping the tradition alive.

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Pez dorado @p3zd0r4d0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Pues, sabes qué hacer el 29 de noviembre.

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Pez dorado @p3zd0r4d0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Or, for the layman, Kemi calls for the funnelling of taxpayers’ money into arms manufacturers’ (who are also run by major Tory party donors) pockets.

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Pez dorado @p3zd0r4d0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Here's how you "save" money. Tax wealth and close tax loopholes. That will offset much, if not all, of the welfare bill. Stop taking from the poor to effectively give to the rich.

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Can’t we just send Lowe somewhere far away where there’s no one to bother him. South Georgia springs to mind.

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Can’t they just ask AI to get rid of the bad things?

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Did he find a toothbrush for 50p in order to make out she was lying?

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Pez dorado @p3zd0r4d0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"‘I never thought leopards would eat MY face,’ sobs man who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party."

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Err, wouldn’t that result in dismantling the triple lock they’re so desperately trying to shore up? These people need to make up their minds, or better yet, fuck all the way off.

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“I’m not English” she shouted, then she smiled and waved at Nigel, Lee, Richard and the gang as she boarded the plane to anywhere but the UK clutching a one-way ticket. “How generous of the company, I mean party” she thought, and took her seat next to Zia Yusuf.

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Turning herself into a pretzel to answer the question she wanted to be asked instead of the question she was actually asked. As a lawyer herself, she wouldn’t accept that answer from a witness under cross-examination. Identity politics is all she’s got and it’ll backfire on her if Reform ever win.

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Someone ask him who won the US presidential election in 2020, and I bet he gets the answer wrong.

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Nobody. No kid under the age of seven in ANY class in an English-speaking medium has EVER asked why there’s a b in dumb, thumb and numb. Not one.

Pez dorado @p3zd0r4d0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just because the US and the UK speak the same language, doesn't mean we can deny our geography or our European history. We have traded with Europe since before the Romans, but only with North America since the 1600s. Mid-Atlantic my arse!

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Great news. Our Olivia is 11 years old and has been on interferon for about 10 years to prevent her leukemia from developing into something life-threatening. Still going strong and living her best life.

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They’ll need the pole for the Iranian one. 🤣🤣🤣

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Exactly. They have forced their minority ideology on the country too many times. If the policy isn’t popular enough to win an election fairly, change the f***in’ policy.

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And a round of applause. Well done, you!

Made my comment before scrolling down. Great minds…

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Lie with dogs, wake up with fleas.

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In 1947, a British Member of Parliament said “Illness is neither an indulgence for which people have to pay, nor an offence for which they should be penalised, but a misfortune the cost of which should be shared by the community.” The US could learn a lot from its older cousin.

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The last bullet on the Mail’s front page. 🤔 So you’re saying that with a fair system the Right couldn’t win on policy – it needs an unfair system. Wtf does that say about Right-wing policies, then?

The way he takes umbrage and keeps digging! These people have absolutely no shame at all.

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Pez dorado @p3zd0r4d0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Johnson goes on a charm offensive. What he lacks in charm, he more than makes up for in offensive.

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How long have we waited for a Labour leader to tear down Thatcherism? Next stop, a bill to ban non UK taxpayers from owning UK media, and a pledge to leave X ASAP.

Pez dorado @p3zd0r4d0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I went to a Catholic primary and secondary school. No national anthem (that's a Protestant thing), but plenty of hymns. It only served to turn me right off religion and hierarchies such as the Church and the UK class system.

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Why is “pretty” so highly valued in US culture? And why are intelligence and empathy lower down the list?

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You can take an idiot to culture but you cannot make her think.

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Whose budget would they cut to spend on enforcement: Education? Health? Social care? Being in opposition is great for Philp. He can say hed spend whatever he likes without ever having to say how he’ll pay for it.

“My milkshake brings all the thugs to the yard”