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OZ the Wise

@ozthewise.bsky.social
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Freelance distributor of worldly wisdom, vengeful sarcasm, confusing sentence fragments, clever spelling errors, and creative profanity. All DMs will be answered…by your mom.

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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We’ll never ever forget how you failed to meet your moment.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Get back in the Tina Peters shame box, Jared.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Corporate tax breaks and loose regulations are a helluva drug.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Always deliver your lunch money to your bulky in advance.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
iCapitulate
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
America’s “Golden Age”
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s gonna be so funny when trump pulls the rug on him and lil marco when he backs one of his failsons in 28.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Are there no prisons? And the union workhouses?
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You’ll have so much vibrant explosive diarrhea you won’t even care about your measles.
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Alan Joan: Thumbs Up from Hospital
Alt: Alan Joan: Thumbs Up from Hospital
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Jared “I pardon election deniers” Polis www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
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Colorado elections clerk Tina Peters released from prison after governor commutes sentence
Peters served less than a quarter of her nine-year sentence.
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PoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They’re coming after our votes. Here’s something you can do!  www.protectmiconstitution.com/faqs Paid for with Regulated Funds by Protect MI Constitution from Special Interests, 403 Fourth St, Charlotte, MI 48813
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Demolition needs to start instantly after he leaves.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s already half torn down Presidential immunity “Vital for national security” Take your pick.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The next admin’s inauguration day should include SCOTUS reform and a bulldozer.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We’ll never ever forget. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
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Colorado elections clerk Tina Peters released from prison after governor commutes sentence
Peters served less than a quarter of her nine-year sentence.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I dunno, I just think “the president can’t seem to stay awake for more than 10 minutes” should be a bigger story.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Stolen Dolly Valor
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Rose Nylund: Desperate, Pathetic, and Lonely
ALT: Rose Nylund: Desperate, Pathetic, and Lonely
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You made Tina Peters free to do more of this…again www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Election denier Tina Peters gets alarming new elections job in deep red California county
Peters’ new gig will once again give her dangerous influence over elections, including the critical ballot counting process.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
👏 👏 👏 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Election denier Tina Peters to be hired as elections consultant in conservative California county
Shasta county, center of US election denialism movement, set to appoint ex-Colorado clerk who served prison term
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Google rows out to board the Titanic. gizmodo.com/google-caves...
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Google Caves to Trump Again, Renames Lake Ontario
"Lake America" it is.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m not crying—you are!
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Magats were hoping for *more* cruelty and public executions of people they don’t like. They’re upset Donnie Ballroom is too “normie”
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly has an amazing legacy of awesomeness. Jared’s legacy is dramatically failing to meet his moment in history, and releasing unrepentant election criminal Tina Peters. www.kunc.org/politics/202...
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Nothing in Tina Peters’ parole stops her from working in elections again
Since her sentence was cut short, Peters has toured conspiracy conferences, stood with Trump in the Oval Office and drawn interest from a California elections office.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Republicans would like to choose which eligible voters are actually allowed to vote because…freedom.
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Veterans Day: American Flag with Bald Eagle
ALT: Veterans Day: American Flag with Bald Eagle
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s almost like Smacky McBrainworm is completely full of BS. 🧠🪱💉
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PoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WARNING: Salty language. 🇨🇦 youtube.com/shorts/bVLHmvHUkqA
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tina Peters
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You’ll only ever be associated with one shameful thing. It ain’t EVs, Jared.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Immeasurable damage” coloradonewsline.com/2024/10/03/t...
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Tina Peters, former Mesa County clerk, sentenced to 9 years in prison over voting systems breach | Colorado Newsline
Judge Matthew Barrett cited Peters’ lack of remorse, and the fact she has “remained quite defiant” during his remarks before announcing the sentence.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The only thing you’ll ever be remembered for is Tina Peters. When history gave you the opportunity to stand up for democracy and Colorado you chose to *not* meet the moment. Go sit in the shame box, Jared.
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He didn’t change. They did.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Maybe put some gold paint on them so the president will notice.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Pathetic.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Lol. What did you get in exchange for Tina Peters?
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
All these gaudy monuments he builds to himself must come down day one.
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Josef Beneš with Hilti Demolition Hammer
Alt: Josef Beneš with Hilti Demolition Hammer
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Ukodor: This - Fabled42
ALT: Ukodor: This - Fabled42
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We have the largest military-industrial complex all the AI in the world, but can’t figure out how to innovate? Seems like we’re months away from Ukraine figuring out how to produce something that costs much less, works better, and can be produced by people in their back yard.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
“Concepts of a deal”
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Are You Alive?
ALT: Are You Alive?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Just now
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Manchin’s a tool
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 27/07/2026
DC politicians are pissed that I’m exposing exactly how rigged the system really is.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I like a candidate that keeps doing good even after the election. And especially if they didn’t win. It shows they’re sincere, and not just pandering for votes.
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’ll happily pay $100 to any *next* reporter who asks, “Could you please answer Kaitlin Collins’ question?”
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s what they want for the country and they aren’t being subtle about it. Vote them out. Way out. All of them. It’s the only language they understand.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
We fixed JD’s book title
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
my god, it's real
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OZ the Wise @ozthewise.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Behold, the world’s richest pathetic douchebag.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
How are we supposed to give a flying fuck that Elon is a trillionaire when the guy literally used his power to END programs that fed the poorest people on Earth? Fuck that selfish asshole, and fuck his trillion dollars helping nobody but his damn self.
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