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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon.

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It's a raccoon! Married to a fox! @axylhalcyon.bsky.social A 37yo, 18+ raccoon creechurr I'm here, I'm queer, I write and shitpost and post porn and make art No Republicans Shey/sheir/sher (dykey he/him 4 queers) Art by me Θ∆ in bio

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Felix, Computer Mouse 🔞 @liminalmouse.bsky.social · 14h
so alienated from nature are we that we no longer think of ourselves as part of its beauty. nudity in nature reminds us that we are.
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 8h
Oh fuck yeah, these look great
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 14h
Photo of the back cover of Do You Have Any Chips? True Stories of Alien Intrusions. Synopsis copy reads:

 ALIEN INTRUSION
Chilling tales of aliens chilling in homes uninvited are rampant across America. Those subjected to intrusions have been mocked, but the inconveniences they experience are real. These are their stories:

"One night I found an alien in my kitchen listening to psytrance off his phone. He waved at me, then took what I can only assume was 'alien molly' and began geeking out. He kept hugging the fridge and talking about peace and eugenics. It was horrible."

"My living room reeked of weed at 3:00 AM when I noticed an alien on my couch watching TV. He made me sit down and watch this infomercial for a new basketball that has an AM/FM radio inside. He kept falling asleep, but every time I reached for the remote, he'd say, 'hold on, I'm watching this, when his almond-shaped eyes were clearly closed. It's stupid, right? The radio inside the basketball would definitely break after dribbling the ball too much. He made me late for work the next day."

"An alien made fun of my apartment because it didn't have any good snacks inside of it. I had to dress him up in a disguise, then I drove him to three different convenience stores before he found a bag of shrimp chips that made him sick. He rolled around on the ground moaning in pain for six hours before he slowly disappeared over the course of an additional hour. While he was disappearing, his moaning had a reverb effect which made it worse. It absolutely sucked."

DO YOU HAVE ANY CHIPS:
TRUE STORIES OF ALIEN INTRUSIONS
A PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOK
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
FINALLY
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Movie still not over
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I disagree that every holiday should be American Christmas, actually
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wow they really do just keep singing this song
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They really tried to make the worst Halloween Carol they could muster I need to add this absolute garbage to my nonexistent happen Playlist to have that real deep cut shit
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does his brother have another father?
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank fuck it's almost over
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lurch disappointed that his hot tranny girlfriend doesn't pass without her wig
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That lion needs a shorter tail
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When the props don't work so you hafta reach over abs grab it to make it work
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
FUCK YEAH
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hope this bitch gets to fly
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh a man in a dress rape joke
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The costumes are great they make no sense because it's 1971
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
INCEST CUCKOLD THREESOME WITH HIS WIFE
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Uncle Fester is the cutest puppygirl
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gomez is just now discovering his cuck fetish
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
OH SHIT, IS THIS WHAT LOVING HIM IF HE'S STILL A WORM WAS ALL ABOUT?
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They just Keri morsing their code
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Scenes that could be in an equally bad porno
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All if these dance gags were old and tired by the 4th or 12th time but they keep going
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The naked men are really jarring
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thus film is for everyone who saw the star wars Christmas special and wish they had a version but with the Addams family
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lurch has good taste
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She's covered in flowers cause he name is ophelia
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's Cousin It! I love that bitch
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wednesday Junior is probably such an adorable child when she's not in a bad wig
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mixed marriages!
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A SECOND BAKED MAN HAS HIT THE KITCHEN
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
OKAY I MISSED WHY THERE'S A NAKED BLACK MAN
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you think Thing gives great handies within about 10" of a wooden box?
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh no, racism
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Uncle Fester makes total sense as a little, actually
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Little bo peep is serving
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She's she so brunette?
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You can't give me 2 Wednesdays! What's next, 2 Pugsleys?!
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She's so pubescent! But still had the headless doll!!
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Garter snakes
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My meta: Ladyfingers- WOULD
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Grandma clocky
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The classroom American flag is a choice
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This house is too clean and neat and bright, they clearly could only afford the exterior of some rich family's well kept Victorian mansion
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If ANYONE could get his trans girlfriend pregnant, it's trans man gomez Addams
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How could anyone see gomez Addams in his first hotel room seat from home ever, surrounded by framed photos and lifesize cardboard cutouts of his wife that he clearly packed in his many suitcases, how could anyone see that shit and not KNOW this is a T4T couple?
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
TombstoneArizona is nothing without you
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who fucking eavesdrops by attracting a foot behind the closed window separating you from your Quarry
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I'm Ozma. I'm a raccoon. @ozmaracc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He could not have heard uncle Poncho from up there
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