iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

ok freaks (cottage cheese enjoyers) what are we putting on this to make it better? and don’t say ketchup

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

can we talk about how crazy it is that Taco Bell will sell you a nachos Bell grande without a fucking fork?

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

i’m genuinely so sad! also somebody go check on gaga

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

when gaga said Ew in the bridge on judas i really felt that

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

gays watching the doomsday trailer seeing that wig

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

if you’re out here putting olive oil on ice cream i know you’re annoying to be around but your friends won’t tell you

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

good morning, getting myself back on track after an injury. my need to turn all things into cutoffs needs to be studied

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

fast walking gays combating their popper use

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

tummy tuesday from your friendly neighborhood meatball

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

what the detroit airport mirror saw at 3:09 am

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

he’s gonna have to keep trying then

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

i’ve always said i’m a gamblin man (i’m listening to weyes blood in public as someone who tends to cry at music)

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

if we ever find out that hummus is bad for you do me a favor: don’t anybody tell me. I don’t want to know

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I should not be allowed to take books onto planes because what do you mean I’ve lost the same book (2 different copies) on two different plane trips? And now I have to buy a third copy?

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I know I’m a big guy but my god bike seats are so unbelievably uncomfortable, my taint doesn’t deserve this. check back in when i’ve swapped it out for the grandpa seat

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

so we’re all done watching drag race right?

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

that t bell after a huge grocery run hits different

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

where is she??? we need her right now

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

are you sad? here’s a picture of parker posey so you’re not sad anymore

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

am i too late to have a crush on isabella rossellini? she’s just so cool dog

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

why in 2026 are printers still such a pain to work with??

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

vacuum packing all my earthly belongings for chicago and honestly it’s changed my life (the vacuum bags)

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

lady gaga performing brown eyes for the first time in 15 years while on tour in japan is a very specific punishment meant just for me

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

finding out that i’ve been calculating my weights wrong for months lol

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

ok i’m going to bed but before i do i just think collectively we’d all be better off if we could just all agree that jameela jamil is the hottest woman alive

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

not my mom having a hand quilted Rush blanket

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

i do it for the buttered toast

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

MONEY HOMOSEX BUTTER i can work with this

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

all this for an extra big mac

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

ok but can we please have another band like no doubt i 2026??

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

thank you fitting room lighting 🫰🏻

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

“You’ll be visited by three spirits” The three spirits:

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

cooking means eventually making something you think will be good and instead it’s gross AND you wasted time and ingredients and tonight was my turn. I better not see another god damned green lentil for a good long while

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

visiting my parents and playing a game of which will drive me to the edge first: the temperature inside the house or the wifi speeds literally being 9Mbps

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

i love having a little uniform that you’ll always find me in

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

coming out as a white chocolate enjoyer

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

marry the night playing at 7am at the gym?? if you asked me before i would say i didnt believe in signs but this feels like i should rethink that

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

putting frozen veggies in my freezer and finding the flavor ice i’d forgotten that i squirreled away for myself

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

anyway go stream sympathy is a knife lol

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

lift heavy weights 🙂‍↕️ lift heavy donuts 🙂‍↕️

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

i moved to philly and so far have spent more time away for work than i have in the city and probably won’t have a contiguous weekend there until october??

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

imagine hating me and i’m just over here squeezing my titties in my new big boy social club tee @ohheydj.bsky.social

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oysterstu @oysterstu.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

every queen who hopes to win snatch game in the future should be paying attention

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