A random gourd has appeared on my porch. While I am delighted by its presence, I have some important practical and philosophical questions.
But I have learned one thing in life: never question the mystery gourd.
Wresting Coagulating-Bloodfest
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I can take off a sports bra while driving a stick shift. My boob to peanut butter cups eaten ratio (by volume) is usually at parity. Research and data fetishist.
