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I really shouldn't be allowed on the internets

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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Graham passed away peacefully at 6.14am on Saturday 3rd January. Jennie never left his side at the hospice. Details of his passing ceremony will be posted here. Everyone who loved him will be welcomed.
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I've been diagnosed with severe cancer - months at most to go. When I do go, I'll ask for my account to be removed. Pls. dont believe offended if I don't check in much or at all. Thank you for all the laffs & loves - been a lot of fun to have even met some of you. Dr Gxx
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
My first day as Head of Communications at the Office for Budget Responsibility went real well. So well I completed all my tasks ahead of time and went home a couple of hours early
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
In case you're interested in the rugby, it's Frome 12 Trowbridge II 5 at half time
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Turns out the perfect book does exist
Photo of a book called "This book is literally just pictures of cute animals that will make you feel better"
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Luna's had to go to the big hospital for an op. Pray for Luna. And be thankful for insurance
Photo of a white curly haired dog standing on a coloured rugPhoto of a while curly haired dog jumping up
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
*watching Saving Lives at Sea* Narrator: It was being increasingly dangerous as the tide was so low. Me: Cheer up tide.
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
One of my better 'texture' photos
Close up photo of peeling layers of green and blue paint with a patch of rust
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
End of level boss
Scene showing a tree. On front of the tree is a pile of shrubbery. Well hidden in the shrubbery is a ginger cat
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I took a photo of a lightbulb that was on during the day so you don't have to. You're welcome.
Photo of a lightbulb on during the daytime
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
You can really go off people ...
Screenshot of a text exchange…

Jennie: I can't read what you've put and the Google won't read it to me, but Graham's made flapjacks. That's all I'm saying.

Me: Let me correct that for you. Graham's made himself some flapjacks.

Jennie: I've taken half of them with me.

Me: WTF
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Send help @vimtotime.bsky.social, my end of level boss is broken! #PawPads
Sleeping cat
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
People go on and on about pineapple on pizza and yet pineapple fried rice goes under the radar
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Somewhat odd that Bluesky let's me post this on my non-age verified account. I can only assume it recognises it as art and not just smut
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
"As you are, as a friend" (c. 2018) Mixed materials Artist unknown Adderwell Street, Frome
A joint in fence posts with a metal sleeve. There is graffiti on the sleeve that says "cum"
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Not done my age verification yet so I can only view clean and wholesome content. Related: Where'd everyone gone?
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
Dog sitting in a human-like pose on a human bed looking out of the window
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Just put two pairs of large cloths on marketplace. They're four sail. I thank you.
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Challenge accepted
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
If you don't poke this with your finger we can't be friends
Metal cabinet in the street with "WET PAINT" written in front of it
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I seem to be listening to Guts on repeat. Is this what a midlife crisis feels like?
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Me: How you getting on in the heat Luna? Luna: I am broked
Photo of a dog lying next to a cushion. She is halfway between being on her back and her side. Her legs are at odd angles and her tongue is just visible
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Does anyone know when the Glastonbury Festival is on? I can't find out anything about it on social media, tv or radio.
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
George at Adsa have official Six Nations Wales caps if there are any fans wanting a momento of the tournament.
Welsh rugby capSix Nations table showing Wales finishing in last place
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Got back from the walk and sat down. Uncle Bryn sat right in front of me looking incredulous. If he had a phone the RSPCA would have been getting a call
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Going to rake the dogs for their walk before it gets too hot, which means taking them out before breakfast. Can't wait to see their horrified little faces!
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
If I was on social media in the 1800's my handle would have been oxfoot
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I'm doing a talk tomorrow and I've offered people free homemade cake. I'm planning on making muffins. And now I see how the whole Jaffa Cake debacle started
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Just got a dirty look from a bloke in town - think he thought I was eyeing up his partner. I was eyeing up his dog
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Going away for a few days and leaving dogs behind. Have written out the feeding instructions for the dog sitter ending with "And don't let them tell you they have anything else cos they're lying bastards"
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
5am ... The W in Wright is silent so Wright the name is the same as right, correct? The W in wrong is also silent but the name Wong is not the same, is that rong? Yes, the insomnia is still going well. Thanks for asking
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
We've both woken early and are waiting for the alarm to go off. Bryn doing so with considerably more style than me
Photo of small dog lying on his back on a duvet
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Cursing myself for forgetting the crostini. Just in case you wanted to know how middle class I am
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
The dogs have broken into the baking cupboard and stolen caster sugar, cornflour, cocoa powder, demerara sugar and ground almonds. Dogs are twats
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Tess and Claudia not welcome in Frome
Photo of a road with double yellow lines and writing that says "STRICTLY NO PARKING"
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
There needs to be a word for the feeling of awareness felt when going into a small local art exhibition for a gander, realising the art is awful, and the other other person around is between you and the exit and is the artist
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Tough crowd today. Video of a cute puppy playing with a sock. Nada, zilch, nothing.
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Need to get dressed. Luckily Bryn is 'helping'
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Oh Helen ...
Image of a Facebook post that reads "👂🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻
re audiology appointments Frome Medical Practice

I had one in December ‘23 and have heard nothing since . 
Does it usually take this long ?
🙏"
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Meanwhile, over in the world of Hedgehog Rescue ...
Facebook post from Hedgehog Bottom that reads, "Doing this job you need to be inventive as you are presented with things you would never expect in your wildest dreams. 

Just took in a young male that couldn't uncurl. Why? He'd ejaculated and glued himself shut. No, I'm not going to post a picture as he's embarrassed enough as it is.🫣"
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Shall I be mother?
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Turns out it was only a blood test, and I was meant to keep my trousers on. Live and learn
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Got my text reminder about my prostate test tomorrow. Haven't even started revising 😱
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
If you can even contemplate buying this, you are part of the problem not part of the solution
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Drop me a line if you want a DM of my massive organ #ContentCreator
Photo of a church organ
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Lost Property XII (2025) Mixed materials Keyford, Frome
Photo of a brightly coloured stripy jumper poked behind a black drainpipe fixed to a stone wall
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Cooking tea for some visitors tonight. One of them is coeliac. People on restrictive diets are so bloody inconsiderate
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Allez les bleues 🐓
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Go home auto complete, you're drunk
Screenshot of a message being composed on a phone. The message reads "Could meet for a ". The suggestions provided are "further", "livk" and "minute".
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Dr Graham @oxguin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
All I have to do is walk through the door and the level is complete. Oh... @vimtotime.bsky.social
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