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All Akimbo. Mr no chat.

@oxbowboy.bsky.social
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Canadian eh. The flat part. Walks under ladders. Runs with scissors. People who live in glass houses shouldn’t eat meatloaf naked.

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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I think the worm at least gets embarrassed.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
First bankruptcy in space.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Receipts www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
Ontario government cancels 758 renewable energy contracts, says it will save millions | CBC News
Ontario's new Progressive Conservative government says it is cancelling 758 renewable energy contracts in what it calls an effort to reduce electricity bills in the province.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Receipts. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
Ontario government cancels 758 renewable energy contracts, says it will save millions | CBC News
Ontario's new Progressive Conservative government says it is cancelling 758 renewable energy contracts in what it calls an effort to reduce electricity bills in the province.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
He tariffed the penguins. It was only a matter of time until he went after kangaroos.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Maga people are saying they’ll nail him up for three days to see if he comes back. Kimmel did it.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Grab his sharpies as well.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I don’t think the worm has any real medical knowledge either.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Yes. Co author.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
It was all research. I heard rfk proved you can get aids from a toilet seat. But only if the other guy doesn’t get up before you sit down.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
There it is. The goal.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I get it but he’s not werewolves of London cool. Used to be Canadian. You got Cruz and we got little black flies. We had first pick. m.youtube.com/watch?v=f389...
m.youtube.com
Blackfly
YouTube video by NFB
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Used to be Canadian Cruz. We got little black flies. We had first pick. m.youtube.com/watch?v=f389...
m.youtube.com
Blackfly
YouTube video by NFB
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Used to be Canadian Cruz but you can keep him. We have Canadian winters and little black flies. We had first pick. m.youtube.com/watch?v=f389...
m.youtube.com
Blackfly
YouTube video by NFB
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
How many corporate farms went bankrupt?
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
More information. www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
scientificamerican.com
The Forgotten History of the World's First Trans Clinic
The Institute for Sexual Research in Berlin would be a century old if it hadn’t fallen victim to Nazi ideology
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
We can serve you the good poutine they keep in the back.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Some northern states are honorary Canadians. I know I used to visit.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
And in Canada it goes past cold to Fricken Freezing. Obligatory sorry.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
They follow very old playbooks. www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
scientificamerican.com
The Forgotten History of the World's First Trans Clinic
The Institute for Sexual Research in Berlin would be a century old if it hadn’t fallen victim to Nazi ideology
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Also. www.cnn.com/2025/12/18/p...
cnn.com
Board member says she was forcibly ‘muted’ when she tried to object to Kennedy Center renaming vote | CNN Politics
Rep. Joyce Beatty, Ex-Officio Member of the Kennedy Center Board of Trustees, joins The Lead.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I trust people who put milk then cereal in the bowl 16% more than Trump.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
But those people with black boxes for heads should be easy to find.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Receipts. www.cnn.com/2025/12/18/p...
cnn.com
Board member says she was forcibly ‘muted’ when she tried to object to Kennedy Center renaming vote | CNN Politics
Rep. Joyce Beatty, Ex-Officio Member of the Kennedy Center Board of Trustees, joins The Lead.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Also. www.cnn.com/2025/12/18/p...
cnn.com
Board member says she was forcibly ‘muted’ when she tried to object to Kennedy Center renaming vote | CNN Politics
Rep. Joyce Beatty, Ex-Officio Member of the Kennedy Center Board of Trustees, joins The Lead.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
NP has different views depending on the direction. nationalpost.com/opinion/kell...
nationalpost.com
Kelly McParland: Latest floor-crosser is telling truths the Liberals don't like hearing
Alleslev’s concerns aren’t the stuff of Ottawa infighting, but the sort that trouble ordinary Canadians when they stare at the headlines and wonder what in heaven i…
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Judge reversed the decision. www.cnn.com/2025/11/21/p...
cnn.com
Supreme Court pauses lower court order that blocked Texas’ new congressional maps | CNN Politics
Texas urged the Supreme Court on Friday to boost President Donald Trump’s effort to help Republicans maintain control of Congress, asking the justices to review a federal court ruling that found the s...
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Hawaian pizza was invented in Canada.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
How long until the official armbands are issued? Maybe some service members can get a yellow star. Just to make sure the mess hall gives them their kosher meal of course.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
How long until the official armbands are issued?
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
How long until the official armbands are issued?
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
FBI informant. Code name. Deep throat.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Hawaiian pizza. From Canada. You’re welcome. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiia...
en.wikipedia.org
Hawaiian pizza - Wikipedia
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Full confession and naming names is his only way forward.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Me heading to the couch at thanksgiving.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
600$ Cadillac. www.tabor-loris.com/wp-content/u...
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Is she mad about Trump blowing?
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Technically correct. Which is the best kind of correct. Hitting with a hammer will work at least once.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Trump is going to sue her for copyright infringement.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Trump was deep throat.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Was that “wow, funny “ or “Wow, got your pepper spray ready” ?
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I know his followers think he’s the second coming but it was Kimmel that came back in three days.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Didn’t want to be too obvious.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Sounds like me.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
It’s Trumps alibi. Undercover for the FBI as deep throat. The second coming.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
For the unaware. Coyote ugly is when you chew your arm so as not to awaken your date. Then you chew the other arm off because your date is now out looking for a one armed person.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
The original deep throat.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Deep Throat. Maybe that will beTrump’s alibi? Wasn’t me. I like big Bill.
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
www.newscientist.com/article/2503...
newscientist.com
Australia is getting free electricity - will other countries follow?
As one of the most advanced solar nations in the world, Australia is well placed to experiment with giving people free power - and if it succeeds, other countries may look to copy its approach
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All Akimbo. Mr no chat. @oxbowboy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Too bad “Deep Throat” is already used.
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