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Tobias

@owootbeerfloat.bsky.social
262 followers 184 following 2.9K posts

37 year old bi wolf from SoCal. Fueled by coffee, puns, self-doubt. May smell like root beer. You've been warned, respectfully. 21+ only.

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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol no wonder im so warm its fuckass hot out
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ah yes, gonna melt right away in october.
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
crispy
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
how im trying to be
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
its 5pm somewhere (here, it's after 5 you silly wolf)
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
saturdays made for soju
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
why yes i will take an order of
Pizza order receipt that says "knots & sauce"
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
yeah no shit it feels like 93 out its like im in a dang furnace
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
its friday or whatever and sometimes i end up posting things like this when its been one of those weeks. (all you late night people and whatnot, hi)
Yup thats a bulge and a hairy stomach
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
maturely ordering pizza, i swear.
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Feeling my new age today. It's far too early to be up on a birthday.
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
this dumb face as i walk back to my hotel room.
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Me after a few days.
Label that says "1 squeeze equals 1 load." Definitely an innuendo in this context.
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
See? I made cookies. Now the trick is to not eat them all tonight.
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
See? I made cookies. Now the trick is to not eat them all tonight.
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Oh. *melts*
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
you get out of here with that fortnite. but also you can stay. for reasons.
fortnite skin of a white wolf wearing a cape
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I'm mature. I swear.
Label of a brand of chocolate covered pretzel. No funny business here.
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Sunny? More like the surface of the sun.
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Ah yes, I'm so looking forward to this week's weather. (I'm not)
Weather for the upcoming week. Melting is apparently on the menu.
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Tobias @owootbeerfloat.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
fox.
Fox image on a banner outside a building.
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