Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 18/09/2024had a good idea for a post and then i thought about Space Marine 2 010
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 26/09/2023I've heard of these gigs, but never encountered one. Did you go through a recruiter? 100
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 25/09/2023I usually puke at my desk when I start a new job for this reason 010
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 25/09/2023Throwing up is a sign of a good runner (unloading extra weight to gain speed) 110
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 20/09/2023Whoop whoop. That's what I do. Have you done it before? 010
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 07/09/2023Inching closer to becoming a model train guy every damn day 011
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 04/09/2023So you TiVo all the good soaps for night time or what? 110
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 30/08/2023Sure. I'll start. I enjoy the theme song. It's fun for me to put other people's names in it. 110
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 29/08/2023Over on the other Twitter clones they're praising Bluey, but here they don't even talk about Bluey. 120
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 25/08/2023probably my greatest strength is that instead of sunday scaries, i have after-weekend apathy 010
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 22/08/2023When you turn 32 as a man, the government gives you a shot that increases your confidence by a factor of 10 to help you deal with being a fucking loser 100
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 22/08/2023They should let me be a YouTube grind set guy. I am dumb enough. 010
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 19/08/2023Oh I was told by at least 3 different teachers to wear other shirts. 110
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 18/08/2023Me in high school with like 2/3 of my shirts 110
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 07/08/2023"gimme a wet sandwich with none of the benefits" 110
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 01/08/2023If a firetruck is parked outside of a store while the firefighters are doing errands, I should be able to sit in the driver's seat and have a lil fun. 000
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 29/07/2023Tell Jeeves he should also chuck a few Oreos in that freezer. 110
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 27/07/2023I got a big ol one that saved my ears and neck. Wore it in the pool a lot. 110
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 27/07/2023All it took for me was a tropical sun and I was in. 110
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 12/07/2023There's only so many ways to slyly tell people that something sucks 000
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 12/07/2023Yeah or else (Imagine there's a good gif of someone showing a gun here) 010
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 10/07/2023Hell yeah got banned after like 5 posts 000
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 09/07/2023Thinking about taking more money out of my 401k for my fidget spinner collection 000
Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 09/07/2023Doing social media from rural Michigan 010