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Owen (formerly of other sites)

@owenjo.bsky.social
24 followers 16 following 32 posts

Trying to embarrass my kids

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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
had a good idea for a post and then i thought about Space Marine 2
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
I've heard of these gigs, but never encountered one. Did you go through a recruiter?
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
I usually puke at my desk when I start a new job for this reason
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Throwing up is a sign of a good runner (unloading extra weight to gain speed)
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Whoop whoop. That's what I do. Have you done it before?
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Inching closer to becoming a model train guy every damn day
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
I'm preserving culture here
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
So you TiVo all the good soaps for night time or what?
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Sure. I'll start. I enjoy the theme song. It's fun for me to put other people's names in it.
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Over on the other Twitter clones they're praising Bluey, but here they don't even talk about Bluey.
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
This is Xbox game pass, right?
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
probably my greatest strength is that instead of sunday scaries, i have after-weekend apathy
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
When you turn 32 as a man, the government gives you a shot that increases your confidence by a factor of 10 to help you deal with being a fucking loser
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
They should let me be a YouTube grind set guy. I am dumb enough.
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Oh I was told by at least 3 different teachers to wear other shirts.
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
Me in high school with like 2/3 of my shirts
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Your place is always so cozy
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
They need to do this at Game Stop
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
"gimme a wet sandwich with none of the benefits"
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
If a firetruck is parked outside of a store while the firefighters are doing errands, I should be able to sit in the driver's seat and have a lil fun.
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Tell Jeeves he should also chuck a few Oreos in that freezer.
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
I got a big ol one that saved my ears and neck. Wore it in the pool a lot.
Man wearing a sick Bintang Beer bucket hat.
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
All it took for me was a tropical sun and I was in.
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Tight 90s is my favorite genre
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Maybe they're European now
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Showing them my culture.
Kids watching TMNT (1990)
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
There's only so many ways to slyly tell people that something sucks
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Yeah or else (Imagine there's a good gif of someone showing a gun here)
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Hell yeah got banned after like 5 posts
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Thinking about taking more money out of my 401k for my fidget spinner collection
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Doing social media from rural Michigan
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Owen (formerly of other sites) @owenjo.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
We need more micro logging sites.
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