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Ovedascy

@ovedascy.bsky.social
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Fell out of favour with heaven somewhere, here for the hell of it now.

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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Where did I put my clingfilm?
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
'What was that terrible noise? It sounded like a tray of coffee being dropped on someone who's just been electrocuted!'
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Obnoxious Foul Mouthed Woman... next tour show title?
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fresh?! Might as well wait for Maurice Chevalier.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
'I think Alan might be approaching an interval, or what one might describe as a cleft in his Buttocks'.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Did she also display 'exceptional leadership skills and goal focus'? Great episode. Horrible aunt.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
DOUGLAS: The boy stood on the burning deck, Whence all but he had fled. CAROLYN: His heart was in his mouth, but lo! His cap was on his head!
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I remember the creepy 'chase the dragon' puppet! There was another drugs message one, trying to be anti-weed but it was some convoluted metaphor with 4th form boys getting into gardening and being controlled by a bearded shed demon? The campaign slogan didn't help either - Just Say Gnome. Baffling.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I love how the laughter ripples as people take slightly different times to understand and appreciate how exquisite the 'liquid assets' joke is.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Stop looking at it, it's not a Henry Moore!
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Should not have listened to this is a public place, because you can't really explain to people why you're laughing when what you're laughing at is 'healthy boys merchandise'.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Congratulations on the omelette
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sign from a goat AND cash?! That's just taking the pythia.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"It's like, how much more bleak could this be? And the answer is none. None more bleak.'
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Get in the bloody bloody bloody frigging car!!!
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
(Muppet Babies theme tune) 🎶 Fucking Babies, not welcome at this show, Fucking Babies, especially not Elmo... 🎶
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I do bride, policewoman, traffic warden, gladiator, and Gypsy Rose Lee. I can't be touched, I won't sit on laps, and I won't mingle.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wishing you a... magnificent arse? There's not really a way to say that that doesn't sound pornographic, but congratulations on your pimped up new ride!!
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to raisin why, Theirs but to do and... ABSOLUTELY NOT DIE. You weren't to know they'd go full Entrapment burglar on your dried goods.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
On no! The one time you didn't want them to play nicely together and share....
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Thank heavens the sausage was off.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Jammy Dodger: You're So Jammy!
Alt: Spinning Jammie Dodger
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It's the cousin magicians, filthy bastards.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
That's not just a dog, that's lots of babies sewn into a dog shape. And it's of paramount importance that the phenomenon is meticulously documented.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
HERC: Ah, hello. What a ridiculous dog! CAROLYN: I’m sorry? HERC: I said you have a ridiculous dog. CAROLYN: My dog is NOT ridiculous. HERC: Then whose dog is this?
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Runty as hell
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It took a lot of liberties with the book (doesn't really work if it isn't the tale of horny isolated teenagers, twice), and while I wasn't fully on board with the mostly benign Old Earnshaw character being merged with Hindley the unpleasant dickhead brother, his performance was a highlight.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
'You were described as 'a bit weedy', and yet you still disappoint.'
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Isn't Trench Cunt the journalist from Ted Lasso?
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
'Here we are at The Strand, so all together now....' (entire audience) 'HAVE A BANANA!'
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
You could go and get a tattoo of a pygmy hippo. Or a giraffe. Lorelai on one arse cheek, Rory on the other.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
All time great character greeting 'How is your arse for love bites?'
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Flexible Shag Pretzel is a great name for a tour show. Amazing poster. Even better merch.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Your alternative interpretations of what the bargewoman 'immediately does' to Toad really encapsulated the essence of this whole podcast; Edwardian literary conventions, social commentary of class struggle, and inappropriate hilarious filth.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Just keep being you. Because what you are is pretty good squirrel.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
For decades I've randomly started singing 'I tell you sisters, and I tell you true, you can't get uplift bras in turquoise blue....'
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
- Every episode of Taskmaster. - The TV Glow. - The Sign (and it opened up my eyes). - It. Said It. Sorted It. - Goody Proctor with the Devil.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman sitting at a table with a cup in her hand and the word exactly written below her
Alt: Catherine O'Hara, as Moira Rose, sitting at a table with a mug in her hand, gesturing, with 'Exactly' as a caption. Fabulous to the last.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I didn't like it. It's dense and dark and not once do the gargoyles start singing. Was always an odd choice to turn into a cartoon musical, they had to make a LOT of changes to stop it being depressing nightmare fuel.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Ooo, ahh, jester little bit, ooo, ahh, a little bit more
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Welcome, to Jester Minute!
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Anne: Bell, Acton Charlotte: Bell, Currer Emily: Bell, Ellis Branwell: Bell, End
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Once your kid's in school though you'll get every seasonal event - and requests for assistance with them - forced upon you; there'll be costumes, bake sales and rituals up the wazoo, so enjoy the peace while you can.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Queen twice, Queen Mother, but in her final years she was Ælf on the Shelf.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
....and a rat roasting at 180!
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Only a vague memory, must have been late 70s or early 80s? With an evil reindeer running around the school, eating pupils? I just remember the ending, where the lunch lady revealed the defeated and roasted reindeer as the Christmas dinner... completely glossing over how it's a cannibalism turducken.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
But the street cum was fine?
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Lovely, and apt, Nutkin callback
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Trilobyte is quite an apt umbrella term for all the storage space you use for data you've scavenged over the years, won't delete, will keep paying for, but realistically will never utilise.
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Ovedascy @ovedascy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Absolute earworm. I've been involuntarily singing this for hours. Completely fucked me, and I'm not even a fysh.
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