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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 07/07/2026

Can we just fast forward to the bit where England have got past Norway (tough - hard match!) and lose to some Messi brilliance in the semi final and get it over with?

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 08/06/2026

Absolutely nothing wrong with Ring’s “Familiar Faces” implementation.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 10/05/2026

Beto. Hard to imagine being as satisfied at somebody scoring as when that fella does.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 14/04/2026

Another famous Anfield night…

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 05/03/2026

I see Spurs have taken ownership of the wretched pistol that Everton have spent years using to shoot themselves in the foot whenever confronted with a shard of positivity. Keep it lads, please!

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 03/03/2026

Up the plus-one-goal-difference-magnificent-seventh-here-we-come-he’s-got-red-hair blues!

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 02/03/2026

Nobody does “Big Club In Relegation Fight” better than Everton. Fans many times dragging the team over the line, years of practice (sadly)! I can’t help but wonder if Spurs the club and their supporters are ready for the fight?

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 28/02/2026

Up the free-scoring toffees!

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 23/02/2026

David Moyes has a different view of football to me. Fair enough, I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt as this is infinitely preferable to the stress of recent years, but I’m about as excited as a dead stoat about that team. Now watch watch as we channel our inner Brazil ‘70 and win 5-0.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 12/02/2026

Mighty glad we’ve steered clear of this season’s relegation fight and can watch on with relaxed amusement. #EFC

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 07/02/2026

About to embark on a 12 hour flight without Wi-Fi. Don’t ruin the first minute after landing, please Everton…

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 06/02/2026

Claude Code is very impressive indeed but we’re gonna look back at the 200K context limit like we look back at the 48K Sinclair Spectrum. We’ll wonder how we managed!

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 26/01/2026

So which Everton will it be tonight? I simultaneously predict a 2-0 win, a 3-1 defeat and a dour 0-0 draw.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 24/01/2026

4 mins added time too much apparently…ha!

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 18/01/2026

Result of the season that.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 18/01/2026

Armstrong completely at ease at this level. I wouldn’t send him back. How old is Gana again?

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 07/01/2026

Biggest implosion since the Titan. Well played blues.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 04/01/2026

The odds of one of our players crossing the ball and it landing on a teammate’s head or foot (or even arse) is about the same as winning the lottery.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 04/01/2026

Fair enough - try two pinball strikers and hope it bounces in!

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 28/12/2025

Another for DCL. Simple accurate cross, striker running in to tap it home. Looking forward to when Everton next do that…

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 06/12/2025

Oh dear. How sad. Tiny violins for the RS.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 02/12/2025

Would rather he hadn’t taken Alcaraz off.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 24/11/2025

Well the team sprit looked a bit dodgy when Gueye and Keane were swinging their handbags at each other but look at them all at the end after pulling that one off and sending the mancs home sobbing.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 24/11/2025

Actually I’ve changed my mind, “dressing room cam” can only add to the viewing experience. Bring it on.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 24/11/2025

Yellow card for Mbeumo. Second yellow for the piece of second hand carpet dangling from his face, should be off.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 20/11/2025

I've used GitHub copilot a lot lately for some coding experiments. It's quite good at times, but also slightly resembles someone with early stage Alzheimer's. You think you're getting somewhere and then you realise it's forgotten a whole load of what was discussed before.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 03/11/2025

A painful watch after a nice 30 minutes. What happened to us, ffs. My eyes hurt.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 25/10/2025

Well Eintracht Frankfurt must be shit.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 20/10/2025

Nothing competes with the verbal abuse from a 17 year old daughter blaming me and “whatever I’ve done with the WiFi” for AWS taking down her social media.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 19/10/2025

Four defeats in a row. How sad.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 19/10/2025

The performance in the first half gave me hope yesterday. More than had we started slowly and gone 2-0 down and then woke up as City eased off, an all too familiar scenario. Beto takes one or both of those chances and it changes the game and gives us a real chance of one or all three points.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 18/10/2025

So we just need to exchange Beto for Haaland so we can win games like that.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 16/10/2025

Always nice to find a stash of old CM2 source code and data disks. These would’ve been backups I sent to Mum for safekeeping back in 1994!

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 05/10/2025

I think I’ve seen enough of the striker audition to conclude that Beto is the only one really capable of leading the line in this team. He’s hit and miss - he’ll be mightily relieved Grealish scored that - but it’s gotta be him from now on. Give Barry minutes when we can, but start Beto.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 05/10/2025

The Hill Dickinson effect. Show some direct incisive play, the crowd will appreciate it and get behind you. Atmosphere sounds fantastic. Up The Fucking Blues. 😂

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 05/10/2025

Dear God will Sky stop miniaturising the screen so it’s too small to follow to show goals I don’t care about.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 05/10/2025

At least we’ll get 4 seconds of injury time added on for this Palace injury.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 05/10/2025

Last thing we needed losing our best goalscorer.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 05/10/2025

It’ll be a miracle if we get something out of this after those Palace chances. COYB

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 05/10/2025

Looking forward to the next bit where we go 0-2 down and then buck our ideas up/Palace ease off and we pull it back to 1-2 FT and all tell ourselves we have some positive momentum to take into the next game.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 05/10/2025

It’s pretty clear we’re going to have to improve if we’re to get something out of this game. Palace a cut above, better-drilled, more likely to score. Need to get further up the pitch and get Ndiaye, Grealish and Dibling on the ball.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 04/10/2025

The only thing better than a top quality Indian on a Saturday evening is a top quality Indian on a Saturday rounded off with an injury time winner for someone against Liverpool for the second week running.

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 29/09/2025

Best centre forward at the club 😇

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 27/09/2025

““Normally he scores in this situation,” Daniel Farke said” … does he? Maybe for one season under Carlo…

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 23/09/2025

We got exactly what we deserved from our approach to that game. Manager completely out of touch with the fanbase tonight. Oh well. #Everton

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 23/09/2025

Moyes has shit his pants now, here comes the real team 😂

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Oliver Collyer @ovcollyer.com · 22/09/2025

I’m looking forward to some insightful analysis about the legality and practicality of a future UK govt stripping ILTR from people who will often have spent many years and paid many £££ to obtain it.

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