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Andor the Relentless

@outstack.bsky.social
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Former journalist, then charity PR, now a one-man waste of NHS resources. Undercover Lancastrian in Hertfordshire.

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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oooh, the BlueSky bat signal just appeared
A BlueSky thread count saying first of forty two posts.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh, surely it can't be that complex: let's check the chords online.... oh.
Lots of guitar chords. Possibly all of them.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wait - am I in a bubble?
A screenshot showing a large empty space. In one corner there is a logo saying Bluesky
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well, I feel personally attacked… But this is the peak of a very great piece of work
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well, look what just arrived @quantick.bsky.social @christhebarker.bsky.social
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yesterday evening I spent an hour unclogging drains to help neighbours avoid flooding after all the rain, and then our team won the quiz night. At my age, you take the wins where you can.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Does the prize come with all the necessary medical support to make use of it?
Competition Details

What does the prize include?

The winner of this competition will be given the following:
A gift certificate for two adults and two children to Iceland in 2196, issued by Icelandair and entitling the holder to return transportation from an Icelandair gateway and up to five nights' accommodation in a 4* hotel (or similar standard accommodation, as determined by Icelandair) in connection with the total solar eclipse that's currently scheduled to occur on June 26th 2196, based on current astronomical calculations.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Well, I don't have a website (I'm not that active a photographer) but here's a picture of our cats I just took:
Two cats in a garden, cautiously sniffing each other. The lawn is a parched brown colour because apparently people hate Ed Miliband.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If you see this, quote a pic of you in sunglasses
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Make your mind up
Two consecutive news articles about the same town in Lancashire: one is about opening footpaths, one about closing a footpath
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
As Sam Neill films go, The Dish is small fry. But it's a delight: a simple story told well, gentle humour and great characters. Sam brings all his skills and charm - even in dodgy "old man" make up. It works because everyone involved takes it seriously: there's no sense of "will this do?"
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It's quite plausible that a "Lennon who quit the Beatles just before the big time" would have ended up like this. And it does the subtle but hard work of showing how a Paul-only dominated Beatles could have turned out. Great work all round. @quantick.bsky.social et al.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We're going live to Westminster...
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
All this could have been avoided with a bung?
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
See that little '2' up there on the right? So small, so harmless. Don't be fooled. It's a real bastard.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The timeline.
Two successive posts on Blue Sky. The first says This is a nightmare. The second says Wake Up!
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
ME, to my wife: Surely, the question is can we afford NOT to?
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Get your Knacks - they are one-star rated!
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
They are real! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aVx...
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Wait a second...
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My preferred version is the one that appeared inexplicably on my TV a while back. Frankly the only way to improve Escape to Victory would be to add Jackie Chan to it.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Absolutely no way. Nope. Never.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
BREAKING: Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters have backed out of Freedom 250.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Good shout, and you've got to love a menu like this:
A menu of items at an online retailer. The heading is cable, leads and connectors. Underneath, the items are: connectors, leads, cable and adaptors.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
We all have to accept that this would be the greatest film of all time.
A screenshot of a TV, showing the panel where you can choose from several films. The film highlighted is Jackie Chan's First Strike, but the image behind it is from the poster of Escape to Victory. We wish, we all dearly wish, that this was a real film.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Well, we've found the house MC Escher grew up in. media.rightmove.co.uk/property-pho...
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Swan
A monochrome photo of a swan. It is dipping its beak in the water.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Well, I never expected to see such language in a word puzzle, especially one called Square Words.
The solution to a Squareword puzzle. One of the correct words is ARSES.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
There's a great local group that rents out DIY and gardening stuff and this page from their web catalogue looks like it is focused on providing kit for local serial killers.
A web page showing a catalogue of items for hire. These include axes, hammers and saws.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This prompted me to ponder the use of "swimming baths" and when "swimming pool" became more popular. Well, even by 1972 "baths" was not in wide use. Except in clips like this, I guess.
A line graph showing the relative popularity of "swimming baths" and "swimming pool" - it shows that pool has been more popular since the 1930s.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
@christhebarker.bsky.social @quantick.bsky.social Pride of place. In the kitchen, above the broken barometer, next to the bin. #showusyourcalendar
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Well @quantick.bsky.social this has gone over spectacularly well with the film student.
A very funny film poster
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Inside you there are two wolves… (Aka my kids really know what to get me for Christmas)
Two special edition DVDs: The Princess Bride and Hard Boiled
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Interesting headline figures from Ofcom's latest report - fewer UK adults using X than Wikipedia (or Tesco online, for that matter.) Fulll report www.ofcom.org.uk/media-use-an...
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Is this the first "shots fired" response in history? @ianleslie.bsky.social
One morning in 1832, in a room in London’s Somerset House, artists were nervously preparing for the Royal Academy’s annual exhibition. This was “varnishing day”: a day when they could make final touches and oversee the hanging of their picture. John Constable’s large river pageant, The Opening of Waterloo Bridge, dominated one wall. Beside it was Joseph Turner’s Helvoetsluys, a Dutch seascape, rather subdued next to Constable’s work.

Constable was worrying over his painting when Turner came in, sized up the room, and, without saying a word, pressed a dab of bright red paint on to his canvas to make a buoy in the sea. Having added this attention-grabbing stroke, he left the building. Constable said to a friend, “He has been here and fired a gun.” The incident (dramatised in Mike Leigh’s film, Mr Turner) is recounted at a revelatory new Tate Britain show all about the rivalry between Turner and Constable.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
This, in particular, is the saddest space anyone has ever played pinball in:
A huge room, with a low ceiling covered in stars in an attempt to evoke being outside at night. In the centre of this massive space are five bar game units, including a pinball machine, four of them on a noisy rug but one off it. Around the room, so at a distance from the machines, are bench seats.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Time lapse photo of a train passing through a station.  The train is blurred. The platform and station furniture is clear.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
And here we are!
A map showing the Roman roads into and out of Bremetannacum, modern day Ribchester in Lancashire.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
This is like finding out that two of your teachers know each other outside of school.
NY Times' Connections game. The first two tiles spell ONLY CONNECT
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Don't try to be clever - just do the right thing.
Batman slapping Robin meme. Robin is saying "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mista..." while Batman says "No! Engergise your support by calling out bullshit when you see it!"
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Batman slapping Robin meme. Robin is saying "But they make it up in volume" when Batman slaps him and says "No! We've moved on from that level of analysis"
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
A simple error. I turned to another task while doing laundry, and he has occupied my t-shirt drawer. #proofofcat
A cat resting on clothes in a chest of drawers
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Starlings own the turnaround at the Big One, Blackpool.
Dozens of birds nesting on a white and red roller coaster structure. The sky behind is a strong mid-blue.
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
What athlete's expression will stay with you for the rest of your life? (Cheat version)
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Andor the Relentless @outstack.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
What athlete's expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
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