Sign in

Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them)

@outiharvey.bsky.social
154 followers 65 following 1.8K posts

Dungeon Master, video game aficionado, enjoyer of film and television, liker of comic books, and a dork of multitudes. Eater of Skittles. Drinker of coffee. Parent of cat.

PostsRepliesMedia
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 6h
I'll be be shocked if Trump doesn't order the US military to attack Ukraine. He hates Zelenskyy. He loves Putin. He'd probably jump on any excuse to attack a European country. And as the end of his presidency approaches, I imagine he's going to want to do as much damage as possible before he's out.
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 12h
I think one of the most important things we should try to inspire in children is curiosity. Probably the only thing more important than curiosity is compassion.
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 12h
As a child (and probably as a young adult), I fully believed that only geniuses and exceptionally talented people can become scientists. This is, of course, not true. In order to be a scientist, you need to be curious. Because curiosity is what gives you the drive to study and learn things.
100
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But they should still have daylight savings time, just to drive everybody completely crazy.
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think the entire planet should have just one time zone, THE TIME, and people should choose where to live based on wheter they want to be awake when the sun is in the sky or not.
100
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A phrase that should be banned from all fiction going forward: "It was supposed to be a routine mission/other job thing." No. You are now required to come up with a new way of saying: "I thought it was going to be just another day at work."
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, where I'm from, this is a crime and politicians who say shit like this get prosecuted.
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Full-on rapist.
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If the problem is that your cheese spoils before you can eat it all, surely you can just buy smaller quantities of cheese. If the problem is that the fat melts when you cook it, that's just something that happens whenever you cook ANYTHING that has fat in it.
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why do it, tough? Why go through this process of turning 100% cheese into 49% not-cheese? [searching...] To extend shelf life and stop the fat from separating when the cheese melts? I'M NOT CONVINCED THOSE ARE GOOD REASONS TO DO THIS!
100
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WTF is "American cheese"? Wikipedia: A mix of ingredients that must include at least 51% cheese (such as a traditionally made cheddar or Colby) is ground, combined with emulsifying agents and other ingredients that may total up to 49%, mixed and heated until it forms a melted homogeneous mixture.
100
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But, like, when I was a kid (1990s / 2000s), heading home from the town centre in the winter, I would regularly take a shortcut and WALK 220 METRES (240 yards) ACROSS SEA ICE, which saved me from having to walk a full kilometre (0.6 miles) around the bay. That bay no longer freezes like that.
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We do sometimes get hit by brief spells of proper cold and heavy snowfall even in the southernmost parts of Finland, but now it's usually the result of a polar vortex and lasts only for a week or two.
February 2022January 2026
100
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There is a Finnish airline commercial going around that is doing my head in. It shows foreigners asking Finns to describe what the "real cold" of winter feels like, and then the Finns wax poetic about it. We haven't had real winters outside of Lapland in 20 years! LAPLAND vs. THE REST OF FINLAND
120
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lemmy Kilmster on why Motorhead is spelled "Motörhead": "I only put it in there to look mean." TO LOOK MEAN!? Ö is not mean! Ö is the weird, awkward, uncharismatic cousin of O. The one that somehow always smells like soup. That's the energy Ö brings to Motörhead.
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As a speaker of a language that uses the letters ä and ö, I implore native English speakers not to throw umlauts on letters just to make them seem more metal and/or fantasy. Or, at the very least, make sure you understand how those letters sound before you use them.
100
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dude, nobody is forcing you to embarrass yourself by explaining the sliding puzzle logic of how you think words work.
010
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think AI is giving everyday people access to a life experience that was traditionally available only to obscenely rich people: SYCOPHANCY-INDUCED PSYCHOSIS. Personally, I'm good with my current level of mental health issues. I don't need ChatGPT to bork my bean.
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As someone who grew up in a small town, let me tell you: You run out of things to do. And while going to the same places to do the same things over and over again is a part of real life, IT'S NOT GREAT FOR A GAME FRANCHISE! Silent Hill 7: You Guessed It, It's Blue Creek Apartments Again 🤷
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You'd be demanding lore accuracy from every game, meaning that the layout of the town and its key locations would have to stay consistent. You want to go to Brookhaven Hospital again? You want to see Rosewater Park again? How about Pete's Bowl-O-Rama? Or your favorite gas station, Texxon Gas?
100
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dear Silent Hill fans complaining about the new games taking place in locations other than Silent Hill. You do not want to play game after game after game in the same small town. Think about what it would actually mean, gameplay- and story-wise, if all these games took place in Silent Hill.
100
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Capcom is my favorite game developer. For the past 40 years, they've been making my favorite games. I will never purchase anoter Capcom game again if they pivot to using generative AI in their game development. Like, I will happily never purchase another Capcom game again.
ign.com
‘A Future Where We Create Games Together With AI’ — Capcom Announces Plans to Transform the RE Engine Into an AI-Generation Game Engine
Resident Evil and Street Fighter developer Capcom revealed some big changes coming to its RE Engine, which they plan to gradually improve and transform into an "AI-generation game engine."
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finnish is phonetically a VERY DIFFICULT language for native English speakers. (I've discovered this through an Australian friend.) This guy is really struggling. But perfect pronunciation isn't the goal. Being understood is the goal. Good job, guy! www.youtube.com/shorts/k9HsJ...
youtube.com
An American’s favorite Finnish idioms
YouTube video by Phinn Disario
000
Reposted by Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them)
Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
202100262460
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of my closest friends is Australian. They've lived in Finland for 18 years. They hate black liquorice and salmiac. If, after 20 years, they don't love black liquorice, they're a threat to our national security, and I'll deport them myself.
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think the Finnish citizenship test should just be a liquorice tasting. If you can eat a bunch of black liquorice and salmiac, and enjoy it, you're a certified true Finn. If you can't enjoy it, you have to survive one more winter before you can try again.
100
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ugh... Fine! I'll allow it. I have no beef with your condiment. My enemy is the red sauce.
static.klipy.com
Kfcbleed Kfcblood
ALT: Kfcbleed Kfcblood
010
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't believe ketchup is more popular than mustard Forget about age, sex, gender, sexuality, race, nationality, religion, and disability. THIS is the difference that matters. Some of you know ketchup as the king of condiments. I don't believe in kings. I believe in mustard.
100
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are you super intelligence? No. I am every woman.
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm pretty sure that's a laughing kookaburra.
000
Reposted by Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them)
Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
156165075563
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Oh wait. No. That's a Dick van Dyke porno.
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Instead of sending a special counsel in front of the Senate so that one political party can try to discredit his investigation into their leader and catch him in a perjury trap over how he spends his free time... Why not have an independent justice system, hermetically sealed from politics?
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Justice answers to politics. Politicians treat it like a soap opera. The people are told that this is the best and most just system anywhere in the world. But also the president is a felon and an insurrectionist. And zero Americans have been charged with Epstein-related crimes. It's baffling.
100
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hearings like this are just the tip of the iceberg. Politics is completely interwoven into the US justice system. Federal judges are political appointees. Some courts are known to be "liberal courts," others are known to be "conservative courts." FBI and DOJ leadership are political appointees.
100
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's wild to me that, in the US, politicians have the power to hold hearings and investigations like this. Why is this a political proceeding? It's ridiculous that the country that pounds its chest at the rest of the world about the "RULE OF LAW" has no separation between justice and politics.
100
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People think raccoons look like robbers wearing black masks. That's ridiculous! Have you ever seen a robber wearing a mask like that? Raccoons are actually commandos wearing balaclavas, and the dark rings around their eyes are the eye holes. They're dressed from head to toe in tactical gear.
001
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Be careful sharing this information on the Internet, dawg! If anybody finds that Bambi (or those bears, coyotes, raccoons, or bunnies), they can ask 'em where you live. Well, the raccoons will never tell because they're all criminals, and they know better than to snitch like that.
010
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have a Bambi in your backyard!?
030
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Them: "Hi. How are you?" Me: "Same as every day for the past 16 years. Tired. Lonely. Hopeless. Waiting for whatever serious illness is eventually going to kill me."
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate the fact that "How are you?" is a typical greeting because it forces me to lie about how I'm doing even to my closest friends and family. If I were to EVER respond honestly, that would immediately change the entire natute of every social meeting.
100
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait. It's "lesbian?" Aw, shit. I've been saying "Lebanese." What the fuck is "Lebanese" then? Aw, shit. It's a person from Lebanon?
040
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Word: "burger" Brain: "borga"
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Word: "hammer" Brain: "hammo"
100
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And whenever that happens, instead of training the YouTube algorithm to find the audience who actually wants to watch my videos, I'm feeding it a bunch of data from BlueSky showing that people DO NOT want to watch those videos. So. I'd better stop doing that.
000
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How many BlueSky users do you reckon are ready to drop everything they were doing on this app and start watching a 90-minute Let's Play episode? Probably not many! What they might do is click it to see what it's about and, very quickly, go back to scrolling BlueSky.
100
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If a lot of people click on your video and then immediately click off, it tells the algorithm that the video is no buneo. Now imagine you run a small YouTube channel that hasn't found its audience yet, and YouTube is seeing BlueSky users start watching your videos and immediately stop.
100
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Turns out I may have been sabotaging my YouTube channel's growth by sharing my videos on BlueSky. I'll try to explain: The YouTube algorithm doesn't just care about how many people click on your videos. It cares about how long people spend watching them.
100
Outi Cosmic 🇫🇮 (they/them) @outicosmic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jensen Huang is a fucking Human McNugget.
000