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a gay autist, both figuratively and literally. Wheatley’s strongest soldier. my linktree: linktr.ee/outerspec wheatley science: wheatley-science.neocities.org go join mastodon: joinmastodon.org

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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
been seeing a lot of stuff related to the Control (video game) fandom, and it’s giving me the same slightly-unsettling-but-won’t-leave-my-brain feeling that House of Leaves did when I was reading it. Maybe I should play the games?
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
holocaust deniers are so funny to me because why tf they like hitler so much. according to you he just sat on his ass all day and watched cartoons.
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the richest man in the world is john money, the inventor of money
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
maybe justinrpg? lots of kids have crushes on cartoon characters, and like to make bad songs about random shit. but being a lolcow didn’t really ruin justinrpg’s life in the same way that it ruined chris chan’s life so the message probably wouldn’t hit as hard
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
although now that i think about it, chris chan might be too complex and morally fraught a character to explain to young children. i wonder what internet lolcows would be easiest for kids to relate to. someone whose situation they could easily imagine themselves in.
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
future generations of teachers will probably use chris chan as an example to teach young children why it’s dangerous to share too much personal information on the internet
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
drake the type of dandy doodle to stick a feather in his hat and call it macaroni
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
> “i wish i had enough attention span for books” > starts playing a video game > realizes i’m not good at it or having fun > gives up and reads a book instead
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
terraria needs minecraft's creative mode, and minecraft needs terraria's journey mode
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
> be me > just had my first gynecologist appointment later virgins
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sometimes i wonder what would have happened if america never did manifest destiny and just stayed the 13 colonies. do you think the louisiana purchase would become its own country. and all the land in the west would be separate countries run by the native americans. and texas would be part of mexico
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
fuck powerscaling, i wanna hear about power vector multiplication
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kris/mneme🌰🐁🎊 @undasura.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
& sharing is lowkey caring
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
as an american i think it would be funny if i put out flags for random non-american politicians that nobody knows or cares about. #JiangZemin2028 🐸🐸🐸
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
allegedly if you invest in a portfolio with every company in the world, the good stocks and the bad stocks cancel out and your money just banach tarskis itself. which kinda sounds like a scam but what do i know about money
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i had to look up what “sine qua non” means. i guess i shouldn’t be surprised about being borgeois. recently my dad said something about being a millionaire. i questioned him on this, and it turns out that a million dollars is just the amount of money he thinks we would have if we sold the house.
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do normal adults usually invest money in the stock market? My parents claim this is something everyone does, but it feels like this might be a thing that I am being raised to think is normal but is actually weird. Like the poop knife reddit post.
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🌿Elaine Tipping🍃 @triaelf9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HEY WEBCOMIC READERS! I bring you a hot tip from the far past of ye olden time webcomic readings! Webcomic corps hate you too, and your reading library could vanish tomorrow (like Tapas will at some point this year) Build your own list! If ppl don't self host, bookmark where they DO post!
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
some of the websites claimed to have it, but when you clicked on the first episode, it was obviously just an episode of the office (us) or the office (au). they also did this trick with the polish version. i will keep trying though, maybe someone has it as a torrent file.
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can’t either, but none of the piracy websites I checked seemed to have it :( If it was possible, I kind of want to watch the pilot to every regional version of The Office back-to-back, to simulate the experience of traveling between alternate universes. But VPNs cost money :(
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hannah Howard is a lot less sympathetic because of this change. compared to her, David Brent and Michael Scott are tragic heroes who try to save their employees from getting fired. Howard comes across as a selfish asshole who won’t let her employees work at home.
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i just watched the first episode of the office (au) and it was kinda boring. it doesn’t really have as many of the iconic scenes from the other pilots. the threat of layoffs/redundancies is replaced with the “threat” of forcing everyone to go remote, which nobody actually cares about but Hannah.
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i remember in high school reading about a cool company that got bought, lobotomized, and subsequently went under, and thinking "why would you say yes to that?" i remember learning that companies have to make more in profit every year forever and thinking "well that's obviously impossible."
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i’m at a pear phone, trying to call home all of my pears i spent on you
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i’m pretty sure i’m not plural, but after reading about plual people and their experiences, i think i can understand/relate to some of them. “normal people” have one personality, and systems have “multiple personalities”, but i sometimes feel like i have “no personality”, if that makes any sense.
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
jet fuel can’t melt spider silk beams
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
scientists are always saying shit like “oooooooh spider silk is stronger than a steel beam” but that can’t be true because I walk through spiderwebs all the time. i find it hard to imagine a person walking through a bunch of steel wool with that level of ease
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
when people talk about the capabilities of "AI agents" they want you to imagine the agents from The Matrix. however, i mostly just imagine the agent from Extras
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new cat just dropped
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There has been a great effort over many years to distance AI Safety discussion and policy from its origins and intellectual center, because its center is a sex cult started by a fan fiction author. If you want to be taken seriously you have to hide that.
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i watched the first episode of the office (uk) and then the first episode of the office (us). it was a surreal experience. i felt sympathy for gareth when his stapler was put in jello. he didn’t deserve that. i don’t give a shit about dwight though.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The first statewide election where trans issues were in the news was the North Carolina gubernatorial in 2016 and it got their transphobic governor booted even as Trump won the state by three points
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my dad: addicted to twitter me: addicted to reddit my little cousins: addicted to youtube our descendants: probably addicted to DunglePlort for Neuralink 2
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
clit eastwood bill cliton
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
femme fatale implies the existence of butch fatale
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
characters that are pear shaped are 100x easier to draw and pose than characters that are shaped like the letter v. looney tunes animators knew this. everybody say thank you to pears for being so easy to draw
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nipples: The Other N Word
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
anyway, the actual movie script he was talking about does sound like it could be an interesting story (assuming it isn’t written by a racist). people love morally questionable protagonists. i find it a bit hard to believe that every single Black actor turned him down for that reason alone.
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
hey wait a minute, this isn’t a joke headline!
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i wonder what would happen if you used testosterone gel as lube
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
me, going to an office: “holy shit, The Office is so popular they made it into a real thing”
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
they’re hiding the truth from us
edit of a political cartoon depicting a fat rich man guzzling water from a pipe, while beneath him a starving poor man is drinking from tiny droplets that leak from the pipe. the pipe is labeled “scalie mind control porn”, the rich man is labeled “kaa”, and the starving man is labeled “the reptilian shadow government”
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
why is their not more scalie mind control tf hentai of the shapeshifting lizard aliens who secretly control the government???? i need a reptilian baddie to brainwash me for the new world order
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 30/08/2026
they’re making ai-generated, pro-concentration camp propaganda
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i thought asmongond and northernlion were the same person for an embarrassingly long time, and was confused why so many trans people were obsessed with a streamer known for complaining about wokeness in video games
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HUECYCLES @huecycles.com · 08/01/2025
pre-fall gaster #undertale #deltarune
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in terms of actual emotions id say im probably more melancholic. possibly even choleric perhaps?
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
how do you pronounce “fr” in your head? - “fer rear” - “eff are” - “fir” - “for real”, no abbreviation - just don’t pronounce it - something else??
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
oh no!
duel between alexander hamilton and aaron burr
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wheatley gaming @outerspec.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
it would probably suck to be an elephant and have a stuffy nose. you ever feel a booger up there but you can’t seem to blow it out or pick it? an elephant is probably experiencing that constantly
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