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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Well at least Aaron Rodgers lost” dog are you saying a dumbass is as bad as a rapist? And don’t give me that “influence” shit cause, if Aaron Rodgers is the reason you’re unvaccinated and drinking raw milk you were gonna go down that road anyways.

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

what’s unspoken here is how the venomous allure of gender politicking had made an already corrosive social media backlash even more potent. it ceases to just be a “chump of the day” and suddenly becomes a “positive” move to tell the bad dad to kill himself.

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Shes the second to last SMG armed motorcyclist that the protagonist faces

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Agree with this and all but I have a chihuahua mix who utilizes the chihuahua rage into his playing. Not only does confuses the fuck out of other dogs, he also makes me look like one of these assholes to strangers while playing with him. He’ll go up to friends and egg them on into a game of “bat me”

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

New Tilly Norwood patch allows her to perform preset dances ranging from the wacky mashed potato to the exotic Macarena

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Macklemore is a humble guy and all but it’s gotta hurt a bit deep down to be garnering message after message reading “I think your music sucks shit but you’re a great dude fighting for what’s right”

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

“this is lame and corny” bruh you’re on the app with the second highest user pretension just south of Reddit, this is the game bitch

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

also like, we tag stuff with male-centric derisive terms all the time. the only strive towards gender equity we’ve taken in the last 10-15 years is making the culture meaner for both sides rather than lessen the cruelty towards one.

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Adam Kinzinger is a blood pig, why are you sharing his shit positively. He’s on your side until Trump is gone and the fangs are out.

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Zitron is a dunce who doesn’t quite understand how investors think and all, but it’s always gonna be more insane to shack up with techno-futurist freaks just to epically own him on bluesky. This subreddit is full of the bigger enemy.

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

White guy who wears Dominican outfielder sunglasses are a Long Island indigenous vibe

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Look Dolly was a great person whose literacy program served millions, but politicians love it when altruistic folks like her deliver services that should be administered by the government. That’s more money that can go to advanced weapons systems and billionaire subsidies.

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

They’re calling it the sixth biggest weenie discourse of 2026

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Let the woman be, you snarky twats.

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

“Spreadsheet people” you fucking dickheads are hobbyist project managers oh my god this is why people fucking despise liberals

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

lost my vote big dog, as a KoC bambu I can only take so much dorkiness

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Hey look guys he’s using the natsec framing that’s literally uphill from our current moment. Naaah there’s no contingency with the horrors of W Bush to nowadays, let’s just go back to how it was.

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

found a divorced clown rapper

A rapping clown. The text subtitle says “Wife fucked me over gave it to other men”

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Bookstore bars sound great until you remember that you’ll be surrounded by regulars. Regulars at a bookstore bar. Now it sounds intolerable.

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

sorry dickhead i agree with everything else but you don’t get to give Bush props for making that speech before killing over a million Muslims, best thing you can do for Muslims is not give that demon an inch just because Trump is repulsive

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Good for Hurts for being an upright dude but an athlete being your favorite for politics reasons is fucking bleak

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Nothing makes me more afraid of my thirties than other thirty year olds on this website. You mean I’m fated to become *that* lame?

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Yall should get in the habit of talking about Dems like this using the vicious language saved for republicans. The motives in cases like this are just as insidious.

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

putting a tab on “menopause is autism” and coming back to it in five years. feel like the same people making fun of it now will be making a multi post case for this premise. keep in mind, it’s fucking stupid, but I know yall.

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

anti fascism ain’t worth shit if you support the conditions that brought upon fascism because “it was better then”

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Today is a great day for people who learned about Gianni Infantino after the FIFA Peace Prize.

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Reading posts by AEW fans really hammers home why body odor and poor hygiene are such pervasive issues at AEW events.

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The worst posts here are the “isn’t Bluesky an awesome place?” posts. Like rock and roll songs about rock and roll. Real weiner shit.

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

this sentiment is useless for most of you losers unless you felt this way before October 7th, at the very least while Biden was in office. started hearing a lot of you pigs say this after Trump’s regime moved in and it rings super hollow.

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The two modes on this website are smarmy liberal choir preaching and speaking like the dipping mustards tweet

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Genuinely feel like I’ll be banned from this platform for this but I’ll admit it: I’m Argentine

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Because your side is uncritically wedded to “the rules” and yall scream at anyone who reminds you of this fact. Like actually the reason why lefties say liberals help facilitate fascism.

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

very much reminds me of Enron’s goal to allow trading futures on the weather, though a lot of bluesky types may support that once they find out Bush Jr was a fan of it

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

If you didn’t give a shit from the beginning please continue to do so

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Okay but why did you try to run a man with dementia against another man with dementia? It seems the move would’ve been to go non-dementia from the jump

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

honestly throw in “media franchise themed wedding” there as well, need to know if a coworker I’m actually vibing with had a Lord of the Rings ceremony or whatever.

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

God if you did this bit with Conner O Malley like even eight years ago it would’ve been funny but now it’s just putting an Onion hat on an Onion hat

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

They get no credit at all, given that “Multiple Iraq tours, Abu Ghraib guard, Blackwater” were all handled as minor controversies that could be waved away by DSA policy. Once more it is astounding how white and America-centric you fucking pigs are.

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

lotta “I told you so’s” from people who were okay with Blackwater and Abu Ghraib but distrusted Platner from the tattoos onward. Shut da fuck up, your squishy liberal ass is just as complicit.

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

It doesn’t, but in cosmopolitan circles like this where moral standing is a social organizing principle, those who “never had to apologize” are free to weaponize instances of those who had to establish order

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

“Hey Hootie! Come here I want you to meet my friend, The Blowfish.”

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

half of bluesky posts about getting a tummy ache from two light beers, who the fuck are they ready to brawl

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

me, impersonating all the reload animations from mw2 at the function in attempt to dance: i feel the rhythm of the night

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patty sausage @outerspacesucks.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

bluesky guy who only knows johnny knoxville and steve o from their support of lgbtq folks and nothing else

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