outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Purely Elizabeth is people!!! Right? Cuz otherwise seems like it would be false advertising. 011
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Celebratory used bookstore run with the Wife! Here’s my haul, you may sense a theme. 150
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Zapp Brannigan taught us exactly how to handle this situation almost 27 years ago. 051
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This beat all our assess last night. We eventually resorted to merging all the teams and adding lots of hints. Definitely need to study up before next time. 040
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 07/08/2026My wife thinks this is “enough Legos.” I told her, “Baby, we’re just getting started.” 160
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I pass the test. I will diminish, and go into the West and remain Outerpanda. (It was $300) 240
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 15/07/2026This is ash that collected on my car just overnight. I currently live in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. 110
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Spoke with my good friend Mitch McConnell today for over 20 minutes. We talked about a range of topics, like the now inevitable collapse of our empire and my need to “trust the plan.” Though he never directly responded to anything I said for some reason. 1355
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Repost what you'd be doing if you were the world's first trillionaire 110
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 06/06/2026A Dorito Statue of Liberty for our Cheeto President. Orange is the new Red, White, & Blue. 030
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone 020
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 09/04/2026This Surrender at Appomattox Day I’m reminded of this insanely titled book I saw displayed in the children’s section of our local library. 100
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 05/04/2026They say “Jesus has risen” but communion wafers are made from unleavened bread. 061
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 27/03/2026A “carpet” is not a pet for, or that you keep, in a car. 110
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 24/03/2026This isn’t hard. No need to ban anyone, invalidate anyone’s ID. All it takes is an iota of compassion. 051
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Seeing my parents still using this will never not make me smile. 050
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on? 170
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Saw this monstrosity out in the wild again. ACAB includes whoever willingly puts this psyop of a bumper sticker on their vehicle. 150
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Just caught these guys Spider-Maning in the front yard. 060
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 25/11/2025You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are coming to rescue. Yeah, They got this. 140
outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 22/10/2025You have my word, I promise to figure out what my tattoo means BEFORE I run for office. 160