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@outerpanda.bsky.social
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He/Him. Proud dad, house husband, nerd, and anti-fascist. Capitalism is the enemy.

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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Purely Elizabeth is people!!! Right? Cuz otherwise seems like it would be false advertising.
Purely Elizabeth. brand granola
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Celebratory used bookstore run with the Wife! Here’s my haul, you may sense a theme.
4 paperback books. Top left: The Swords Trilogy by Michael Moorcock. Top right: The Chronicles of Corum by Michael Moorcock. Bottom left:The First Book of Swords by Fred Saberhagen. Bottom right: The Second  Book of Swords by Fred Saberhagen.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can you handle the cute!?
Our puppy Frodo chilling on top of our dog Romeo in an image so cute it should be illegal.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Zapp Brannigan taught us exactly how to handle this situation almost 27 years ago.
Scene from Futurama S1E12 “When Aliens Attack”, Zapp Brannigan drags away Earth President McNeal in a brown sack to applause.Scene from Futurama S1E12 “When Aliens Attack”, Zapp Brannigan deposits sack containing Earth President McNeal in front of Lrrr’s ship and says “Here he is!”Scene from Futurama S1E12 “When Aliens Attack”, Zapp Brannigan, after depositing sack containing Earth President McNeal in front of Lrrr’s ship and now says “Come and get him!”
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nathan Fielder saying “Okay. All right. Okay. Good chat,” to someone.HAL 9000
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is where I post from.
Lt. Barclay from TNG sitting in a computer throne with lasers coming out of his head.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This beat all our assess last night. We eventually resorted to merging all the teams and adding lots of hints. Definitely need to study up before next time.
The box for Trivial Pursuit: The Lord of the Rings, Movie Trilogy Collector’s Edition.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Snuggle buddies.
Our dogs Romeo & Frodo sitting together in an old chair.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My wife thinks this is “enough Legos.” I told her, “Baby, we’re just getting started.”
A ziggurat of boxes of Legos that almost touches heaven/ the ceiling.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I pass the test. I will diminish, and go into the West and remain Outerpanda. (It was $300)
A sweet ass Turtles In Time arcade setup.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Tag yourself: I’m Beverage Containers
A sign that reads 
“Notice
Not Allowed:
Beverage Containers 
Tires
Lead Acid Batteries 
Radioactive Waste
Hazardous Waste
Sewage
Hot Ashes
Infections Waste
Refrigerants 
Condensed Gas Cylinders
Asbestos Waste
Medical Waste
Nuclear Waste”
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is ash that collected on my car just overnight. I currently live in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
A close up of a black car speckled with quite a bit of visible ash courtesy of the current Canadian wildfires.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Spoke with my good friend Mitch McConnell today for over 20 minutes. We talked about a range of topics, like the now inevitable collapse of our empire and my need to “trust the plan.” Though he never directly responded to anything I said for some reason.
A holographic projection of Hari Seldon from long after he was dead, from a cover of Isaac Asimov’s Foundation.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
If you see this, post an archer.
This is the Roman aqueduct of Pont du Gard, which crosses the Gard river, France. It is a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Repost what you'd be doing if you were the world's first trillionaire
A drawing of Killmonger with the words “Killmonger was right” below the drawing.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Post something that still traumatizes you
Last shot of the season 4 finale of Farscape “Bad Timing” showing the engagement ring John had just given Aeryn atop a pile of their atomized remains with the words “TO BE CONTINUED” on screen. Prior to this episode airing it was public knowledge the show had been canceled.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
A better Superman than Dean Cain
Bizarro
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A Dorito Statue of Liberty for our Cheeto President. Orange is the new Red, White, & Blue.
In store Walmart advertisement including a Statue of Liberty made of orange Doritos.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Ok, this is fun. Lovely prose too.
Audible screen showing 20 minutes in to the first chapter of Master & Commander.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A picture of an anthropomorphic book reading another book, both books’ mouths agape in horror, with the word “Read?” above them.

From an episode of Gravity Falls
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone
C-3PO smoking a death stick.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Mad Men meme template, Jon Hamm’s character presenting “Pringles Shingles”.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Vegetarian Refried Beans, as opposed to…?
A can of Rosarita Vegetarian Refried Beans (Good source of fiber).
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
His name should’ve been Gene Wolfe.
Channing Tatum from Jupiter Ascending.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This Surrender at Appomattox Day I’m reminded of this insanely titled book I saw displayed in the children’s section of our local library.
Book cover for “Robert E. Lee: Virginian Soldier, American Citizen” by James I. Robertson Jr..
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The official snack of exotic dancing.
A bag of Fresh Gourmet brand Wonton Strips.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
They say “Jesus has risen” but communion wafers are made from unleavened bread.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Ka D’Argo force feeding Rygel crackers from the episode Crackers Don’t Matter.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Commas, they’re important.
A sign that reads:
Feed Them Jesus
Bible discussion 1st Thurs. each month
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A “carpet” is not a pet for, or that you keep, in a car.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Used bookstore haul!
Pictured: Another Fine Myth, Myth Conceptions, Myth Directions, Hit or Myth, & Little Myth Marker by Robert Asprin,
Nine Princes in Amber by Roger Zelazny,
Between Planets and Beyond this Horizon by Robert A. Heinlein,
A Perfect Vacuum by Stanislaw Lem
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This isn’t hard. No need to ban anyone, invalidate anyone’s ID. All it takes is an iota of compassion.
A sign under a Men’s bathroom sign that reads:

“This is a trans-inclusive establishment.

Please use whatever bathroom makes you feel the most comfortable.”
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Lrrr vaporizing the President of Earth.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Hello and welcome to my unboxing video.
Buddy the Elf quality assuring Jack-in-the-boxes.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Post a ship that's not #StarTrek or #StarWars
A Shadow vessel from Babylon 5.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Seeing my parents still using this will never not make me smile.
A World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade map of The Outlands mouse paid.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
My wife is such a geek.
Laptop with two vertical monitors attached to the main screen.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
The front cover of Carl Sagan’s The Demon-haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Saw this monstrosity out in the wild again. ACAB includes whoever willingly puts this psyop of a bumper sticker on their vehicle.
A cop flag bumper sticker infuriatingly in the shape of a heart.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Pup appreciation post.
Romeo, our brown and white King Charles Cavalier Spaniel, snuggled up in my lap just being the best.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The star of The Flash tv show giving the peace sign over the tombstone of the Green Arrow character after his in show death because everyone hated the guy.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Jurassic Park is a Christmas Movie.
Santa (John Hammond) giving the gift of Christmas to Ellie Sattler and Alan Grant in Jurassic Park.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The words “FIGHT THE FUTURE” superimposed over a red sky and a big X, a poster for the X-Files movie.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Just caught these guys Spider-Maning in the front yard.
Two deer starring at each other standing in the snow a few feet apart.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are coming to rescue. Yeah, They got this.
A dude from the Pluribus Collective asking Carol if she’d like an atom bomb.
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! by Beadle & Grimm
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
You’re the NPC, whereas:
The Protagonist from Tenet saying “I’m the protagonist.”
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Also, crazy this isn’t memed more, imo.
The Protagonist from Tenet saying “I’m the protagonist.”
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Drakkar G’kar
G’kar from Babylon 5
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
You have my word, I promise to figure out what my tattoo means BEFORE I run for office.
My arm tattooed with Chinese symbols that approximately translate to “I don’t know.”
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