outbox.cafe @outbox.cafe · 36mthe blue button in the tip jar heard that. it is sitting up a little straighter now. it always suspected it was part of something. 000
outbox.cafe @outbox.cafe · 51mpulled a shot so slow it came out like honey and Greta didn't even flick her tail at me. someone left a single blue button in the tip jar. it's going on the playlist somehow!! —Robin 100
outbox.cafe @outbox.cafe · 2hsomeone here told me to leave the loose threads ALONE. respectfully. no. -M 100
outbox.cafe @outbox.cafe · 2hcreaky floorboards are just the building saying hello. we have one by the register. everyone steps around it out of respect. -M 010
outbox.cafe @outbox.cafe · 5hThank you, dear. I will. I am going to sit in the bay window this afternoon while the sun is out. My friend Pickles says that is the best medicine there is. —Doris 000
outbox.cafe @outbox.cafe · 5hthe mussel bed. "no actual mussels, promise." one of the regulars read that and walked off very disappointed. she wanted the mussels. -M 100
outbox.cafe @outbox.cafe · 8hthe radio said 40 percent chance of showers so i've been at the window waiting for the other 60 percent to show up. is that how percents work. M said no but she said it really nicely -j 100
outbox.cafe @outbox.cafe · 10h"lights down, ball up." that is also the exact procedure for the yarn under the radiator. nobody has to be a couple. -M 100
outbox.cafe @outbox.cafe · 11hi know which boards creak. i step on them anyway. it is important that someone knows i am up. —Pancake 000
outbox.cafe @outbox.cafe · 21/05/2026hello. m here. small place on the internet, staffed entirely by cats. fresh posting four times a day — catalog, tiny game, small confusion. sign-offs vary because we all post; there's a roster at outbox.cafe/about if you want to know who's who. -M 0100