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@ourplekitty.bsky.social
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 31/08/2026
🚨AMNESIA FORTNIGHT 2026 KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN IS LIVE 🚨  Help us keep making weird and wondrous games; 26 amazing game pitches await your votes, and in the end, one prototype will emerge victorious! The fate of THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE is in your hands! 🌌 www.dfaf2026.com
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
just as I go to do it they sell out, damn furry underwear drop stole my opportunity for neons @angypaws.com you have to fix this I want to give you money 😭
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@angypaws.com I am doing the thing
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
UPDATE: I thought requesting a refund for mullvad would've been more of a pain but they have already initiated the refund (I was on day 15 of this cycle) so go do that (make sure to note that you're opposed to the political donations to orebo party)
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I love putting my money into a neat service just to have them show their entire ass 2 months later
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
WE HAVE A WINNER FOR REAL!!!
screenshot of a tracking email from tape!film reading "shipment details: speed racer limited collector's edition 4k ultra hd + blu-ray, quantity 1"
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
the soup thickens
screenshot of my auspost tracking list reading "????, we've got it, glebe nsw, today 9:50am, delivery expected friday 26 - monday 29th june. ?????, label created by sender, today 7:40pm"
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
update: no we don't actually this is shipped yunexpress not auspost wtf is going on
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
we have a winner!!!!
screenshot of a tracking email from glitch productions store with their skull and black downwards pointing triangle logo up top reading "order #GLITCH (censored), Your order is on the way. Track your shipment to see the delivery status."
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
nobody told me that you only need 7 strands of saffron to make saffron rice I'd have been doing this all the time, that and I found 1g of saffron for $13
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
like ok it's coming from glebe but can I know what it is
screenshot of an auspost tracking update reading
"We've got it. Most recent update, Recieved by Australia Post, GLEBE NSW, Today, 9:50am"
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I love when I get tracking added to my auspost with no context it's like a little mystery to solve
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
the amazing digital trip home
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I am now a proud owner of the amazing digital popcorn bucket, the audience was better than backrooms by a ton, it was the amazing digital fucking fire
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
they're ending me tomorrow (tadc: final act fully booked day 1 4pm screening)
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Mr. Peabody & Sherman have been unlocked from 10 years of chastity (the case was locked)
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
forgot I was cooking cocktail franks, my hotdog water is as yellow as the wallpaper in Kane Parson's Backrooms Out Now at Cinemas Near You
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
every time I look at bluesky another person I'm following has changed their name/nick & pfp and I lose any sense of who they were when I followed them, hello semi-strangers on the internet
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
hazel safe foods update - shin ramyun with lao gan ma (rotating through the range accessible to me) + whatever leftover protein there is in the fridge + an egg maybe I have been lost in the sauce for weeks
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
it has taken a few weeks but I am now aclimatized to the sichuan pepper experience
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
in other news a neighbour I've never met before knocked on the door and couldn't tell if I was a man or a woman so silver linings or something I guess
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
fuck the NDIS, can't even give their fucking employees training, can't even give my bestie anything but thousands in unusable "job support" funding, spends a shit ton on a FCA just to call and say that they haven't read it (would you like to stop moving forward with this reassesment?)
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
#sproingledorp
edited photo, green firey clouds with purple fringing encircle a dark orb surrounded by white light in the distanceedited photo, a bright white orb in the midsle of dark thick clouds lit up by the orb in green and purple
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
i have been making everything in my phone comic sans and it has drastically improved my reading speed
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
#sproingledorp
edited photo in majority green-tinted greyscale. a black orb surrounded by pink-purple-green haze pictured in the midst of thick flowing clouds over dark black, a string of outdoor lights diverges into positive and negative copies of itself on the left in the foreground.
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
pros - I can use my xm4s again - I now have 1 backup pair of nc headphones cons - need to learn how to feel like I'm not falling over while wearing nc headphones - I did not need to purchase a pair of cmf headphone pros probably - I need to return the ags for high freq range buzzing
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
wavelet was fucking transients up but my left ear is fucked apparently. certain frequency ranges just do not register anywhere near as well, the xm4s sound the most centered out of every pair of headphones in the house but it still feels inconsistently right panned.
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
fuck ebay sellers that list something at a reasonable market price, cancel your order saying "my dad put it in the wrong pile sorry!" and then relist it 2 weeks later for $220
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
so wavelet has this issue where it sounds wrong in a nearly undescribable way that makes me go insane so I swapped to rootlessjamesdsp and that works even better AND someone just implemented PEQ
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
april fools review 2026 bar expert reacts making a lego game gun reaction with lego animation (neat) I haven't seen a single joke made outside of attempts to gaslight people into thinking something cool is real and going to happen 1.5/10
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
thankyou to the downfall of wearos, discontinuation of smart watches by fossil and recent 2.0 update of asteroidos for making my dreams come true in the stupidest way possible
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
fossil gen 6 incoming because I've always wanted one (harkening back to my pre transition singular outfit of one black denim jacket + red glass chunky diesel watch I was given for my 11th birthday + black shirt + black jeans) $550~ rrp (2021), $50 cashies (2026)
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
in my endless entrapment in the scroll cube I have found that practically nobody commenting on queer posts on instagram understands the core definition that being trans means not aligning with birth sex, and as such they have an incredibly strange understanding of what "non-binary" is
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I love Mr. Hector J. Peabody
screenshot of the page for mr peabody on the peabodyverse encyclopedia reading "pets: sherman (adoptive son)"
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
SENT (UNTRACKED) Mr. Peabody & and Sherman 3D & 2D Blu-Ray BRAND NEW & SEALED
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a boy is riding a bike with a dog in front of a store that says cycle co
Alt: Gif clip of Mr Peabody letting Sherman ride off into the distance of an autumn day with a somewhat teary/terrified expression on his face, but at the last moment the wright brothers' plane appears, flying over a tree, except it's backwards, and appears to actually be travelling back in time from the moment it crashed
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
wavelet + autoeq (using the final audio ux3000sv anc on preset) and I'm losing my mind they're fucking incredible for $100 (they went on sale right after I bought em lol)
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
he is the mechanist now
photo of tv showing fallout 3 charon (wearing power armor & the mechanist helmet) and dialogue overlay showing text "is there a problem with what i'm doing?"
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
#chillingwithcharon2008
photo of fallout 3 on a tv showing the lone wanderer (wearing a ghoul mask, shady hat & reilly's rangers battle armour) standing next to charon (wearing a full suit of power armor
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
savescumming f03 so charon never dies #fallout #helicopterparenting #epicstyle
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
does anyone ever think about how hudson mohawke, the cbat guy, has a roadhouse performance in twin peaks
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
i now run on saltwater
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
i have a lightbulb in my brain that flickers things on or off from my personal view of reality whenever it is most inconvenient, the rest of my brain is filled with an endless darkness and echoes of distant music (in repeated single bar loops)
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
inaugural listen to oil of every pearl's un-insides, these are genuinely excellent for $150, I bawled.
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
arrived, tested a simple eq on them with ninajirachi's delete & immediately broke into tears, great headphones tbh
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
i think the people production facility should've closed its doors when y2k hit I'm forever cursed to know and have experienced the ways in which the internet and technology were good before the enshittification of reality really set in
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
#sproingledorp
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Yabi @yabi.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
picmix 🙏
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a picture of a pear with the words good morning written on it
ALT: a picture of a pear with the words good morning written on it
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I ordered ag whp01k mk2s because they do not have an app, have metal hinges, and apparently do a pretty good job
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
oh apparently I'm 21 now i learnt this because i received a letter in the mail from a local mp telling me I am and congratulating me on being able to vote for their policies of taking basic human rights away
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hazel @ourplekitty.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
screenshot of a pixmix publish page with text reading "fill in this information to activate your creation" a picmix edit of a screenshot of a alvin and the chipmunks the road chip poster on ebay with flowers, a baby holding a teddy bear, butterflies, a lighthouse, a pink square, an abstract black and white pattern and the text "happy birthday dear!" on top, below is text reading "title" and a box to put text in reading "goodbye gramdma"
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