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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's these!! The seeds of the horse chestnut tree

A pic of one conker in its outer shell and one without sitting in the grass amongst some dead leaves

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I wake up next to THIS and you expect me to just... go to work... on a weekend, no less

My puss curled up on a blanket next to my pillow. She's black and white and super cute

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Excuse me, mister, if you're going to point that finger at me at least put it to good use

Ritz darble wearing a headband and a turquoise t-shirt pointing at the camera looking like a snack it says 'you gotta dream it to win it' at the top of the screen

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Will forever love this scene anyway but the added bonus of Stede looking this 🤏🏻 small just makes it even better

A pic of Stede sitting in the window of the revenge with his knees up in the pink bird robe and Lucius sits opposite him with a hand on Stede's knee

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I couldn't get the thought of doing my own version of how the Calypso's Birthday sex scene went out of my head so uh oops.. things have started..

Stede knows, deep down, that they shouldn't be doing this. Some may say he's not in the right headspace, emotional, and yet, all he needs in this moment, all he is desperate for, is to be so impossibly close to Ed, to be held, to be comforted. He's certain though that this way is the only way he can get that comfort from someone, willingly, without asking outright for it.

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's wip wednesday and I actually have something to share for kinktober 🎉 (Dw guys, Ed's gonna be totally into it in 0.5 seconds) xoxo

“You didn’t like it.” It was supposed to be a question but, for whatever reason, it came out more as an accusation. Because even though he knows this shit happens all the time with people, especially middle-aged people, it's very rare it happens to guys he’s sleeping with and so yeah, fucking sue him, he's maybe taking it personally, a tiny bit.

“I did, I–” Stede worries his bottom lip between his teeth, “fuck.”

“Look, mate, if you don’t–” Ed sits up slightly, resting on his elbows so he doesn’t feel so awkward while he talks.

“No!” Stede screeches as his hands cover Ed’s pecs and pushes him right back down again. “Look, I…” he lets out a whoosh of air, staring down at where his hands meet Ed’s chest, seeming momentarily distracted as he squidges Ed’s tits a few times before blinking rapidly and stopping his actions. His eyes remain firmly down rather than up at Ed’s face when he finally continues to talk, “I was going to tell you but then everything happened so fast–” Ed’s chest grows tight, here it is, this fucking guy is going to say he’s actually ‘straight’ and ‘still married’ and just using Ed to cheat on his wife before going home and playing happy families. He sleeps with all sorts, yes, but he absolutely draws the line at sleeping with someone still in a relationship. He feels anger bubbling up inside and is just about to buck Stede off the bed when he’s pulled abruptly from his thoughts when the other man continues to babble on.

“I, uh– I struggle– with getting hard. I used to think it was down to, you know, being married to a woman and not, uh, wanting that, but then even after we split, when I tried to use my own hand, well, it made no difference. I’ve tried so many things to help, except for going to see a medical professional, but I’m still a bit too embarrassed to do that…”

Well shit.

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

AU where Stede turns into a hazel dormouse... That's all I got but look at them:

A hazel dormouse sitting on a tiny branch

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Lesbian Calico Jack would probs wear these tbh

Some weird-ass jeans that aren't really jeans idek how to explain it, there’s more leg than material showing that's for sure

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

1 work away from 25,000 works in the Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet tag, people!!!!

A screenshot that says:
1 - 20 of 24,999 Works in Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I've become obsessed with size it up and the fact I was able to get an almost perfect guess on this (and two others) is making me happier than it probably should lmao

A screenshot of the game size it up where I managed to guess almost perfectly the size of a polar bear compared to a double decker bus

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Wait I should also add a little Stede Bonnet to the messages too...

'Hi all!' On a black background with a very small picture of Stede sitting on the H

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Can't believe femme fairy Stede is in totk !!

A blonde fairy from The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

'Don't scroll, don't scroll' Oh buddy, I would N E V E R

Rhys dripping wet with a drink in his hand and wearkng a hat and sunglasses and a silver chain around his neck

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

It's a whole damn set let's fucking gooooo!!!

A white choker with a floral strap that wraps around the main strap. A gold heart ring is looped through linking the flower straps and has a little gem-like decoration hanging from it as well as pearlsthat hang around from it to the back. There's also a lace trim on the bottom of it

A white garter with a floral strap that wraps around the main strap. There's also lace trim that goes around and hangjng from that are pearls a gems

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My child is 11 today!! 😭🎉 She's currently in her favourite spot which is whatever I drag into the bathroom for her to sleep on while I have a bath

A black and white cat laying on a white bed sheet which is on top of a blue bath rug thing

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Hi, yes, I have found the perfect restraints for Stede to wear! Thank you for your time xoxo

Two white mannequin hands with white wrist restraints that have a floral strap that wraps around the main strap. A gold D ring is looped through and has a little gem-like decoration hanging from it. There's also a lace trim that goes covers part of the hand.

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I realised I put the wrong tags, oops! The correct tags:

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive warnings

Category: M/M

Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Relationship:
Blackbeard I Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Characters:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach. Stede Bonnet

Additional Tags:
Piss Kink, Watersports, Dom Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Sub Stede Bonnet, Fluff, Omorashi, Non-Sexual Kink, But like sometimes it is but not this time, Bladder Control, Oops I put feelings into my piss kink fic, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Not Beta Read

Language: English

Stats:
Published: 2026-08-12
Words: 3,364
Chapters: 1/1

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Hey :) I felt like there was a distinct lack of Stede peeing himself recently so I wrote this, oops byee 💦 archiveofourown.org/works/90405831

'Speak now or forever hold your piss'
'Ourflagimplodes'

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Nevermind the sun was kind and didn't hide behind the tree!!

A pinhole projection of the eclipse on a grey tile

A crappy photo of the sun being slightly covered by the moon in the partial eclipse

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Lmao I was looking through my wips/abandoned fics and saw this... do I continue with it 👀 💦💦

Life is odd. Stede can attest to that. You can be living your mundane, sad little life, questioning if this is all it's going to be. A life you never wanted but should be happy with, being told what to do and who to be and how to act and that's that, life sorted.

But then one day you and your wife divorce and you get a boyfriend who you fall deeply in love with, the first proper love you've ever felt, and before you know it you're squirming in your seat because said boyfriend told you you're not allowed to pee until he says so.

For fun. By choice.

So yeah, life is odd.

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The t-shirt I was wearing btw, I love it, it's so silly but also now I am going to be nervous to wear it near anyone probably lmao

A white t-shirt with weird looking embroidered animals around a pond and inside the pond it says 'one bloody day at a time okay'

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

'Picked for you' uhm?? I am genuinely OFFENDED

A screenshot from spotify of audiobooks showing the different wizard books by Jiant Kunt Rowling

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Stede wips this out the first time he gives Ed a blow job (The mug is also fitting)

A little pink box that says 'blow job pps kit' with a cartoon pic of woman wearing goggle, an apron and gloves. It also says 'pecker protection equipment' & 'no more mess!'

There's also a mug with pink writing that says 'I really wish I knew what the hell I was doing'

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Plot twist, Applejack & Ricky were together all along

A pic of a page of a cocktail book that says 'apple jack ricky'

Under that it says 'makes 1' and 'add apple brandy, grape- [the rest is cut off] and then 'a cocktail shaker.'

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Felt like a perve when I saw these two on the table....

Two skateboards mating (a bigger skateboard has a smaller skateboard on top of it)

Two skateboards mating (a bigger skateboard has a smaller skateboard on top of it) except this time the pic is taken through a gap of an open window

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

This scene from Pirates of the Caribbean but it's Stede wearing Ed's boots and nothing else

Screenshot from the second pirates of the Caribbean. Elizabeth & Will are on a beach, Elizabeth has her foot up on a rock showing off her leg and wearing Will's boot. Will is sat on a rock just behind her leg in a red shirt and black trousers

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Idk why but this beach hut gave me Ed & Stede's inn vibes

A wooden beach hut that's kind of falling to bits. It has a turquoise door and a sign that says shrimps for sale on one side and on the other it says [something] daily. There's also a load of drift wood around it like a makeshift fence

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Stop! ✋🏻🛑 Stede in one of his flouncy shirts, these shorts and his stockings ‼️ Okay carry on...

Little high-waisted frilly shorts that have tied up (corset-like) bits at the front, one on each leg that goes from the waistband down maybe 4 or 5 inches

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I am intrigued to know this girly pop's voice 😌

Black and white puss with yellow eyes laying on a bed with pale pink sheets

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

He could smack me round the head with that shovel and I'd say thank you

Rhys topless holding a shovel, he's wearing a hat and sunglasses

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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I did get this cutie patootie pj set though which I will refuse to be guilty of

Me in a white with pink floral embroidery pj set shirt and shorts

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