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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

When I'm in the shower or drug store or someplace, I always wonder about the potential of a drag duo: Sarah V and Sally Cyllic-Acid. Maybe Sarah Mides is also there.

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Without the rest of the context, the first letter from Stan (Eminem) is like, a genuinely really nice fan letter. Then the change up is all too familiar to almost anyone who's ever been perceived as a woman for a while: if the singer was a woman it'd be "give him a chance, he really likes youuu"

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

If we count answering messages, most days I am technically working on burlesque from the moment I wake up. Today I was so proud to answer a baby performer asking for costume advice for becoming the OCEANGATE SUBMERSIBLE.

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Wait, is the Scooby gang a polycule? Do you think? Mystery solving polycule?

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Alexa? Siri? CLAUDE? hush. Bring back Bonzi Buddy. You don't need an AI agent! You need a purple monkeeee. Same spyware, adware, and lying to your face capabilities that you're used to, but charming! Retro! Bonzi!!

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

At this point, if that's the hill you want to die on, I will come to that hill and kill you. Deleted an old friend yesterday on TDOV. Trans rights or fuck your entire life.

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I need a food competition show with Swedish Chef and Hannibal as guests. They are excellent foils.

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Come to think - if you couldn't "name that pokemon" for every silhouette, that just means the creators weren't good enough at character design. Why did they do that

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Spotted at a Walgreens "It's party time" "Blank Inside" "Cope"

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Pretty sure a toe could just snap off in this weather and I wouldn't notice until getting boots off and I'd just be like "oh, bother"

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Anyone else really intrigued about how the jawbone of St. Anthony reliquary really blew up in the last couple months?

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I'm being so brave admitting this: I did not think Wicked was very good. I did not like Rent. Am I a bad gay? No. (Evil Gay, perhaps) Do I hate musicals? No! Maybe I'm just a Clive Barker, Kenneth Anger, John Waters Freak-Queer. Whole different species.

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a man sitting in front of a desk with the words i invited you here to corrupt you written below him

Alt: a man, John Waters, with signature pencil mustache, sitting in front of a desk with the captions "I invited you here to corrupt you. What did you expect? A Sound of Music sing-along?"

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Events in GR: "vintage glamour, live jazz" no burlesque booked. "Featuring burlesque" - no acts, just want expensive looking strip to DJ set or something. "Performance opportunities" - actually only want family friendly character acts. HELLO?

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

I'm not, but I feel like a burlesque elder in this town's scene when I choose renting Gypsy (1962) over hand holding a producer, and when I find out my ex is producing a show I have a great act for at a venue his other ex and I scouted previously and I just roll my pretty eyes. MAMA'S TALKIN' LOUD

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

My hottest burlesque hot take is that there is definitely some sort of magical mystery current that some practitioners are tapped into and iykyk when you cross paths. Like, are you a Theater Person and you dance with the Devil and Dionysus, or what? Girl, I saw you at the Sabbat you mystical bitch

Digital Photomanipulation image of Ziegfeld Follies chorus girls, appearing statue-like in grainy black and white, and inverted to create a very Spooky looking image. This is juxtaposed all collage-style against a white line art backdrop, rendered in a simplified style and alluding to a theater facade with marquee. Text in a handwritten font appears in the top corner with the discernible lines reading "lace and silk and feathers, were the show's siren call"

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

We literally put forensic files on in the hotel room and saw our own county courthouse on the screen. Weird weird, like, bruh WE ARE IN NEVADA.

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Mayday Air Disasters brainrot made this part kinda... 🫣

Photo out an airplane window over the Rockies

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Shot from Cherry Thrill Photography - from a show ft. Auntie Heroine headlining (!!) - to hype myself up that I'm real before getting on the plane to #bhof. Let the record show I'm not actually a big fan of bustles, but they're better than ruffle panties or tiny hats in my book.

Black and white stage photo of Ouija, bending over cheekily and glancing over their shoulder, wearing a circus ringmaster inspired costume.

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Parents not letting their middle school daughters (until coming out otherwise) have binders is crazy to me. Your 14 year old doesn't like grown men looking at her like meat?? They weren't there a few years ago, and now they're jiggling nuisances. It's a compression garment.

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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Pride Month is here guys, buckle up for some a-grade pandering from the same folks bankrolling obliteration

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

I need to start using this site more 😭 What if I meet new burly friends and they can't even tell I'm unhinged and chronically online?? I need to make my digital footprint worse.

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Most frequently heard phrase on the bus: "you gotta do what you gotta do." Whatever you can take away from that. That sentiment. From people who ride the bus. Often prefaced with "That's okay."

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Veggie Tales could not depict Jesus as a Vegetable, but if they did, I think he needs to be represented as a pickle (post Resurrection). I will not be taking questions at this time. Thank you.

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Hamburger lingerie set making the rounds: I believe it to be an indicator species. We'll most certainly see a bloom in recession pop but stay aware, the kooky aspics and jellos are lurking around the corner. These are invasive and periodic. Their most memorable upswings being the '50s + pandemic

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✨pb✨ (p)aul (b)aker @pbthankyou.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Should be trans day of sleeping in and getting paid to stay home idk

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Biqtch Puddin’ @biqtchpuddin.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

When invited to a red carpet, you should put on eyelashes. ☺️

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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 31/03/2025

The future is a web of branching paths, and each choice opens up new possibilities as it closes others. This is as true for a civilization as it is for an individual. The more our collective intelligence can inform each choice, the better our chances of finding paths through to a beautiful future.

graphic of branching lifelines, with the path taken traced through it. past paths no longer in play are greyed out, possible future paths spread out like a network of roots in front

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Nick Offerman TV show where he guides you through wordworking, home upgrades, refurbishing, but it's somewhat in the style and vibe of Bob Ross's Joy of Painting series. IS this anything???

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

7y ago I took an all time favorite pic of Josephine Shaker, and tn I mildly embarrassed myself by being the only woo girl in the audience who reacted strongly at the mention of @jeezloueez.bsky.social and Juke Joint 😳😅 No, wait - reframe. Good on me. Shame on everyone else 😂

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Minutes from seeing Josephine Shaker 🥰

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Quantum gender - at the very moment of being observed I collapsed into glittered eyelids/dressed like an emo boy in 2008/hair in-between styling.

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

I am normal and can be trusted with prophylactics

High contrast image of a bunch of condoms blown up like balloons and attached to a harness while the model strikes a hammy pose

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Maybe my intro for shows should just be my bluesky about blurb. Every time I see it I'm like - "Yes. That's about it. Correct." "Afterlife of the party" (yes, pilfered from a Will Wood line) is an ok tag in a pinch - but not when I'm about to walk out in my clownshoes... 🤔

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 07/03/2025

1. Today, powerful speeches from trans representatives in Montana SJ Howell and Zooey Zephyr flipped 29 Republicans, killing anti-trans bills. While some Dems like Newsom abandon trans people, these reps show the power of representation. Watch their speech. Subscribe to support our journalism.

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Powerful Speeches From Trans Dems Flip 29 Republicans, Anti-Trans Bills Die In Montana

Transgender Reps Zooey Zephyr and SJ Howell delivered powerful speeches on the Montana House floor on Thursday. Republicans defected en masse to join them in voting against anti-trans bills.

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I'm so pleased that later this month I get to do a balloon pop act, but with condoms. And that's not even the silliest part. #blessed

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Great success!! This handled (heehee) so well and looks cooool

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Hope some of you are still partying 😜

Femme in burlesque attire, with gold feather hair adornment, styled wavy black hair, gold and black fringed opera length gloves, with a gold fringed upper arm cuff, and a bustier adorned with dozens of Mardi gras beads stands in a bar kitchen/brewery. Yeah, you don't need to see the background.

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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

We call them "the Greatest Generation" for shooting Nazis.

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sadie 🇵🇸 @sadie.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Am I a bad midwesterner for not having a porch goose?

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Am I a bad millennial for not having a porch goose?

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I don't make the Pac-Mans anymore. 💅 Mx. Fancy Nipps here (These would be great with a tassel upgrade, but I have scrap to use. This is my $0 new investment costume.) #burlesk

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Man, y'all ever carry a torch for your first love for two decades and then keep running into each other, and forgive the past utterly, and then show up at functions after you've each birthed entirely new identities, only to look at each other like this all the time - ❤️👄❤️

Queer angels beaming at each other in total devotion and ease like they're making up missed time. Left, vintage hyperfemme showgirl rests their enby hand on his chest with her legs thrown across his. Right, blond twunk (for devastating lack of a better term, sorry, it's true) in jean jacket with their arm around her waist and hand resting on her boot. They sit on stairs in front of a circus photo backdrop: "the world's greatest show." They look so sweet it's kinda gross actually. The raw mommy and daddy energy they exude make it uncomfortably like watching your parents kiss or something. They would raise you so well: you'd have a secure attachment style and a great moral compass, but they'd be so embarrassing, and they have WEIRD stories you beg them not to tell your friends and mom's naked in the garden every so often talking to something you don't see, and you pretend you don't notice (so cringe).

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Ouija Bordello @ouijabordello.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Blue devours red - jot that down. Are you lighting a circusy Valentine show? There MIGHT just maybe be some reds. Consider not using so much blue 👉👈 💙 But! I'm very satisfied with what I served! This is not the performance of a burlesque baby - I'm a grown up harlot of Hell! Confidence & control.

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