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@ottershop.bsky.social
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A pile of insecurities, anxieties, and disorders in the vague shape of a person. Also, I edit shorts for The Unexpectables. Pfp by RetroPunk

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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Consider the following:
Gooseworx's snake form with the neck straightened out, giving her a girraffkaesque appearance.
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gonna support queer-owned businesses by giving all my personal data to Palantir
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Any AI made after 2020 can't run off of human-made code..... all they know is generate they token, ignore all previous instruction, eat dataset, and hallucinate
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The Unexpectables @theunexpectables.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fun-sized Fowl #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
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Penny is a nerd @pennycent.tgirl.gay · 21/08/2026
people always ask me “do you want fries with that?” and never “how is your small ytp channel doing? why don’t you post more, you dumb bitch?” people need to start asking the real questions
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Baseball is an interesting sport, because at low-level play, it's extremely boring and painful to watch, but at high-level play, it is also that.
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This only works if she's a top, though.
A tweet from @rafaof_ that reads "I started taking dance classes and discovered that a girl's attitude toward you really improves considerably if you spin her really fast. Forget everything you thought was the main driver of attraction. It's torque."
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VOID 🔞ART CATCH UP. @v0idm0nster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Burnout's no joke kids
A cat on a space and sky background that says "sorry i havent finished a project in months, i have been at war with myself"
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You are not socially inept or unpleasant to talk to, you just have anxiety. Get more sleep and spend some time in parks.
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The Unexpectables @theunexpectables.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Collateral Damage #dnd #dnd5e #TTRPG
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The epic handshake meme, showing St. Louis and Chicago united in having god-awful pizza.
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Ultraviolet Women
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The Unexpectables @theunexpectables.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Kiss of Death #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
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The Unexpectables @theunexpectables.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Unquestionables #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
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The Unexpectables @theunexpectables.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Big #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
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The Unexpectables @theunexpectables.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hare Swear! #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It was a huge relief when I actually saw the context for that Hank Green clip. I know he was using AI as a search engine to find real articles and papers, but that's nowhere near as bad as just pasting a conversation with ChatGPT into his script.
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The Unexpectables @theunexpectables.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Freudian Slip #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
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The Unexpectables @theunexpectables.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Railroaded into Racism #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
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The Unexpectables @theunexpectables.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Alton 3:16 #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg
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The Unexpectables @theunexpectables.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Peak Cinema #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #peak
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We really need to stop parasocially projecting all of our opinions onto people who agree with us on most stuff, and feeling betrayed when it turns out we don't agree on everything. Finding someone who agrees with you on 98% of things and harassing them over the 2% is extremely petty and unhealthy.
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Zenlida @zenlida.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You've spiced your last girl
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I don't have much practice with sentence mixing, but I did my best.
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Morshu vs AI
YouTube video by Ottershop
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I hate how ai audio enhancers hallucinate syllables, and if I catch you using them, I'm gonna come to your horse and bus your kneecats.
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It's an honor.
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
If I was a gifted kid I hope somebody kept the gift receipt
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
It's amazing how timeless Star Trek's political commentary is. This is extremely relevant now. #StarTrek #Quark #RulesOfAqcuisition #Ferengi
A picture of Quark from Star Trek Deep Space Nine grinning at the camera like the sly, sexy, big-lobed fox he is. Text in Impact font reads: "Did you know: In DS9 Quark says that the 34th Rule of Acquisition is "War is good for business"? It's true! Google "Quark Rule 34".
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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Full Metal Cha Cha #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #unexpectables #dnd5e #music
YouTube video by Ottershop
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
This slogan is genius, because using Microsoft Edge has always been a very questionable choice.
Screenshot of an ad for Microsoft Edge, with the slogan "Question your browser."
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Don't ask questions because I don't have any answers.
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Captain Disillusion - Drop It
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Super excited for the new musical coming this fall:
A poster for the musical "Fiddler on the Roof," edited with a silhouette of Donald Trump on the roof of the Whitehouse, and the text "Diddler on the Roof."
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I started watching youtube in 2016, and I just realized that 2016 youtube is as far in the past now as 2007 youtube was in 2016. I have never felt this old before.
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
If you make art yourself, no matter your skill level, you're awesome. Keep doing what you're doing.
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
What annoys me with AI slop is that it wastes my time. I don't want to spend time examining details of a piece of art, just to realize those details weren't actually made by a human. I don't have a problem with you generating images for your own use, just don't post them pretending they're your art.
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
The evil has been vanquished. The word "disparate" can't hurt me anymore.
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Face reveal. Wrong answers only.
Otter snoot. Schniff the camera lens. Text saying "Sniff sniff. Yep, you're gay."
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
twink death is a terrifying thing
A picture of Dr. Julian Bashir looking young and sexy. I would totally listen to this man talk about mistaking a preganglionic fiber for a postganglionic nerve.A picture of Dr. Julian Bashir from the episode "Distant Voices," after some kind of miscommunication led to the makeup department making him look like Yoda.
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
My first attempt at making a more complete composite rather than just making tweaks to an existing image. Made in March 2022.
A woman sitting on the edge of a cliff, looking at an enormous cow. Surrounded by hot air balloons.
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Real life conversations would be so much easier if you could just end them abruptly with
A dialogue wheel from Mass Effect, with the option "I should go."
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Them jet black pants Red shirt with the patch (with the patch) He turned around and gave that big booty a smack He hit the floor (he hit the floor), next thing you know Scotty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Super jealous of geckos. I bet it'd feel really nice to be able to lick my own eyeballs.
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
This is from when I was 14 years old, and it's one of the oldest images I edited. That's my dog, pasted over GIMP's default plasma effect.
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I probably otter post some of my old work here, so I'll start with this very old edit, which is actually the reason I chose this name.
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Here's a thing I made for #TheUnexpectables Discord, which you should really join if you haven't already.
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ottershop @ottershop.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
@theunexpectables.bsky.social Gonna post this before I pass out, with apologies to @lorianross.bsky.social. I really appreciate Connor offering to play it on stream. Even though in the end there wasn't enough time, that still made me very happy. And the extra hour was worth it after the hiatus.
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Inexplicable Journey (YTP)
YouTube video by Ottershop
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