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aaron 🌝

@otterlyuseless.bsky.social
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“it was fine” - me about almost everything 🦋 tech ‘bro’, cat dad and occasionally nsfw bc I cba with an alt instagram.com/aarxn.mw

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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 6h
happy jocktober xx
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 14h
gonna get @pjr2.bsky.social to take some cute photos of me in a jock tonight to celebrate jocktober bc I am pretty sure I’ve exhausted my current supply of existing photos
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hello bluesky I am still here, but I kind of just float on the periphery and will occasionally interact but remember ily xo
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These games I think are some of my favourite experiences. But my god it was hard to choose 😂
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Big life changes ahead 🥹🥰
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am obsessed with Princess Donut, and I feel like I’m going to become obsessed with this series 😂
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think I could live a well fulfilled and healthy life just eating crumble mixture
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When did Bluesky add
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I will say it’s very impressive tech.
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My brain cannot compute, i think it makes me uncomfortable.
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think I hate the iPhone Duo.
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’ve been rebuilding the football clubs website using framer and it’s so much better but it’s so bloody fiddly
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
PJ just has a knack for meeting people and making friends. We’ve come to El Piano and within 10 minutes we’ve become friends with another couple 🥹
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We made some new friends
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
get you a man who takes candid photos on holiday
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
butt looked great tbh
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tomorrow we’re going jet skiing and we’ve booked paddle boarding and I worry for our hangovers
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We made friends with a couple straight women tonight and ended up taking them to see Lady Diamond at Queenz Bar 🤣
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
#MCM Sitges Edition
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
PJ just interrupted Baz from Ted Lasso eating his dinner to say hello 🙈
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
take a nice photo I said idiot x @pjr2.bsky.social
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
herrrrrcut ✂️
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I must say, removing the bush has left me feeling much better and ready for my 3-day speedo season 🙂‍↕️
my hand between my legs covering dick showing trimmed and tidy pubes
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is such awful news, country would never have been the same without her. An absolute icon 💔
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Dolly Parton Sings 'I Will Always Love You'
ALT: Dolly Parton Sings 'I Will Always Love You'
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not Dolly 😩😩
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Can confirm he hath risen
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Fear Not She Hath Risen Moira Rose
ALT: Fear Not She Hath Risen Moira Rose
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have spent the past 2 days doing so much slack admin because nobody at work uses it properly 🙄
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
ok that was terrible 🤣
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We’re going to watch Stop That Train tomorrow and I can tell it’s going to be a ridiculous time and camp af
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I did play football today, but there’s no action shots of me, so this is all the evidence you need x
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’ve had an emergency alert SEVEN TIMES. Once was enough 🙄
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
thank you moon gods for this lighting x
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
live in: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 born in: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 parents: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 grandparents: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 been to: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇸🇹🇷🇨🇳🇭🇰🇺🇸🇨🇿🇮🇨🇩🇪🇮🇸🇮🇹🇨🇾
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I am so in love with him 🥰🥰 @pjr2.bsky.social
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ok so this has come up on my Get Up playlist on Apple Music and I am obsessed with it???
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I will say it was incredibly difficult to narrow this down so here is a small selection. happy underwear day xo
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
can I order 1x bulge in face please
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’m not ready to dive straight back into work today. I’m running on 3 hours sleep so I will not be functioning correctly 😩
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How it started (no this was not my idea) but I guess this is a voice reveal?
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m flying with WizzAir for the first time. Jet2 had a crowd of people that clapped as the plane landed, so anything will be better than that
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m a mixologist now xx
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m in the first European Wetherspoon, and of course I had to sit next to the family of Brits that have just spent a week in Benidorm
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Haven’t done one of these in a hot minute #MCM
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
How on earth am I still awake (alcohol is the answer as is bangers on karaoke)
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I survived through too many children, people clapping and people being reminded multiple times to stay seated because the seatbelt light was on
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lessago LTN 🔜 ALC
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Can confirm that Duty Free is an absolute lie and nothing is ever cheaper
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There’s a woman in Luton Airport with her hair still in full curlers??
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Why Tho Meme Painting
ALT: Why Tho Meme Painting
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Time to test the theory, pray for me
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Nothing Beats A Jet2 Holiday Tom And Jerry
ALT: Nothing Beats A Jet2 Holiday Tom And Jerry
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aaron 🌝 @otterlyuseless.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m officially breaking up with Duolingo. It’s heen teaching me the same words that I will never use for too long and the daily guilt trips were just getting too heavy.
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