iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So people still having fun on here posting away? By being gone for long periods, ya tend to forget about these shitty apps. Anyway, time to fuck off for another month or two idk. Have fun posting and stuff! Love you fools ❤️

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Morning lesbian homies. Who up flicking they bean

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Decided to pursue starting my PhD. while working here. Gonna be called Dr. and make it everyone's problem.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

People still having fun on this app, or is there some kind of party happening elsewhere?

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Lecturing my daughters on the anti proletariat meaning behind wheels on the bus. Big transport doesn't want you to know these!

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Feeling too woke lately, can't sleep tbh 😮‍💨

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I have watched every single cartoon and kids show against my will. "Dad, watch Wall-E with me again (FOR THE 15TH TIME RILEY)." I REFUSE TO WATCH CARS AGAIN

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

It's incredibly wild how fast kids grow. Riley is almost 4 now and nearly half her mom's height. The twins used to be these chubby blobs, and now they're knee-high speed freaks running around. I seriously can't believe how fast time moves starting a family. IRL FTL.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Alright time to fuck off for another month lol. Social is something I barely think about. Hope you're all doing well, though! Sofia out!!!

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Also, I'm really impressed with our eldest daughter. She can switch between English and Norwegian, like its second nature now. It's cool to see your kid learn fast like it's amazing. Our twins are still sharing the same braincell but are growing and developing little accents. It's cute!

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I am so sick of hearing Hoopers, but all 3 of our daughters like this movie. Riley loves anything with animals, and her little sisters copy everything she does now.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Aaahhhh the ffffrenccchhchammmpagne hasalwaysbeencelebratedforitsexcellencccce.......thereisachampagnemadewiththatsamefrenchexcellenccce.......byPaulMassssso

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

How are you dudes doing? Our kids are growing up fast, and we're just busy constantly. I do find it funny all 3 of our daughters love the movie Wall-E. I have no idea why.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

We keep finding boogers everywhere! These little demons just dig for treasure 24/7 and deposit their findings on our furniture. We love our kids, but they can be gross dude.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Shit is so fucked in the world. How the fuck are people considering this normal???? Yeah, go ahead casually threaten to do another genocide. I'm going to hug my daughters because this world sucks and I don't know what horrors they'll face when they're my age...

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

We have a ton of man-made environmental disasters and countless wars going on, but it's all worth it because a couple of people couldn't handle pronouns.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Been like 25 years since I've let my hair grow. It's a little weird having long hair again, but I kinda like it. Side shaves, undercuts, bald, mohawks, etc. Going from butch dyke to normal lesbian for my evolution.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Making our kids Mr. Roger's pilled. They love that guy and his puppets. We also put on old sesame street episodes for them. Fuck that cocomelon and iPad shit. Riley can put a 100-piece puzzle together at 3! This is a house of learned babies.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

How are all my peeps feeling this week? Shits pretty rough right now, but we keep going. Anyway, our kids have been creating hell on earth for us lately. The twins have been climbing everything and squeezing into every small space. Riley's in a princess phase... oof, madone! 6am - 1130pm we up, T!

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Gas prices are what gets people mobilized, huh? All the death, destruction, and losses for everyone didn't do it? The world is spiraling down the gutter, and gas is what people give a shit about? Seems about right tbh.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

How's everyone doing lately? Things have gone from fucked to whatever this is.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I've been dreaming about watching the Lord of The Rings trilogy in sequence since Sunday. It's so bizarre to dream about setting up a movie to watch on the couch in a dream. I just sit there and watch TV and pause before I wake up. It's aware, and it's weird.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Our kids are wild, dude. The twins love to play rough and roll around on the floor, nap with the cats, or constantly say ya ya ya to each other for hours. Riley is being a little smartass now and stealing snacks. She ate half a sleeve of cookies, then cried and puked. Like, we're dying here, lol.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Our youngest kid Bailey lost a tug of war with one of the cats. Watching how motor function forms is highly entertaining.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Dude, I don't know what my daughters skulls are made off. The running hugs always begin with a headbutt with their battering ram melons hitting a knee, hip, or lips. Riley's now tall enough for stomach, tit or headshots, depending. We love'em, but they're dangerous, hyper little freaks now.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Dude, our baby girl will be starting kindergarten this year! The twins will start next year. It's completely different compared to Canada here. I feel like I'm aging fast because our babies are growing up!

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

My children don't know the concept of privacy or space. Riley will jump in bed with us whenever, and the twins get attached to our legs, or they'll follow you like security guards everywhere. We get like a maximum of 15 seconds to piss before they start banging on the door. "DAD OPEN DOOR PEAS!"

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

All 3 of our daughters love watching How to Train Your Dragon. The twins love Toothless, and Riley likes the dragons. They like playing with their toys and watching it. Honestly, it's a gift from the Gods for giving us break time because they sit in place. We can actually relax at night now!

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Yo, stay safe, my friends. The shit that is happening is abhorrent and terrifying. Fuck that whole piece of shit government.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

And another tip as a parent to a child with a love for annoying movies... DO NOT... put on Frozen. My wife made that mistake on Saturday, and we're on viewing number 5...

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Look, I love that my daughters enjoy being read to and our oldest likes her picture books... BUT! I am losing my mind reading Green Eggs and Ham! Yes, I very much am getting sick of these green eggs and ham.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Our kids are getting to be so mischievous now. This morning, all 3 came running into our bedroom and jumped in bed with us. Riley got her sisters out of their crib to join her little surprise. That little shit is going to be exactly like me, and we're so not ready for it, lmao.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Man, our little girl is really thriving in Oslo. She's made lots of friends at daycare, got a good grasp on speaking, and understanding Norwegian. Enjoys the nature hikes we did. She's been happy every day, and I'm glad. Her first year of life was rough... she gets to enjoy it now.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Our baby girl is going to be 3 soon, and the twins will be turning 1. I feel old, and that time is going quickly. They do grow up fast, wow.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Dude, I'm glad I got away from X the everything, even illegal materials app. Posted pictures of my family on there, and the shit they're generating over there is bad last I've heard! Partially why I don't want to share my kids online anymore either. Ya can't trust people!

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Alright, in Alladin with the cave of wonders, it decides if you are worthy or not. It also knows when you take something other than the lamp. So, why was Alladin allowed to take the rug? Was it because it's sentient? Is a flying carpet not considered a treasure?

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

People asking how I got my black eye don't believe me about it being from my child's thick skull. A 50lb meat bag missile falling directly on your head can do some damage!

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

So, like Davy Jones in pirates of the Caribbean can teleport to anywhere with water, right? So, could he like show up when I'm in a bath or what? It's water!

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Dude, what the fuck is happening to me? My wife was watching 13 going 30, and I joined her... and I liked it??? I'm doing things that straight women like, and I'm scared.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Guy fieri once came by, emptied all the salt shakers, and declared this place a "flavor hot spot."

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

I once ate something pickled, and I was like "oop"

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I remember one of the times I got high, I was trying to be philosophical and shit. "How do we know time is, like constant? Think about it, dude! You're born in the present, and then that's your reality! Like, you can be here, but next time, will you be born 100 years in the past or present?"

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

My toddler gave me a black eye with her thick ass head. Was laying on the couch when she came waddling at lightening speed, slipped, and it's a good thing my face broke her fall. She was fine and giggling, but my ass was dizzy and seeing stars. It'll be a funny story to tease her about in 15 years.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

So, you Americans be wildin' again, huh? Still partying on day 5 of the New Year or some shit.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Happy New Year, everyone! From the Ekeland family to yours! We wish you a wonderful year ahead!

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Losing my mind with absolutely no sleep and still stressed from the holidays. Probably walk off the docks next week thinking I'm getting ready for work.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

There is no shitting in peace anymore since all our kids walk now. We need to make sure the door is locked when we use the bathroom or the oldest will be standing outside the shower smiling... "Hi, Daddy!" Privacy, rest, noise, everything is no more with 3 kids, dude.

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Fia Akseliane Ekeland @ostogvann.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Merry Christmas from my little family to yours! Hope you have a wonderful day! Riley says Mary Kissmas, and the twins said [unintelligible].

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