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Oliver Staley

@ostaley.bsky.social
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Professional word person. Spouse to effieforcongress.com

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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 6h
Your parents went away on a week’s vacation?
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 6h
When I went on my first college tours I was totally baffled about “Greek” meant. I really had no idea.
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 11h
Good photos at least
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he needed anonymity for that cliche?
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"You don't know me but I'm your father ..."
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nick Offerman is pitching for the Sox?
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unbelievable
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No such thing as bad weather, just bad clothing
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Turns out being a delightful locker room guy doesn’t qualify you to play NFL quarterback
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We all know the six sigmas: teamwork, insight, brutality, male enhancement, hand-shake-fulness and play-hard
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Perhaps I could interest you in an article about it? I can vouch for the author qz.com/work/1635960...
qz.com
Whatever happened to Six Sigma?
Twenty years ago, no company was flying higher than General Electric. In early 2000, GE passed Microsoft to become the world’s most valuable company. The sprawling conglomerate, which sold everything ...
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At GE, candidates for senior roles had to be believers in Six Sigma. If interviewers were not convinced of their zeal, they were interrogated about their lack of faith.
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Then, it reassembles itself to become a giant robot
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They keep letting the most roided up woman back in the competition
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kevin Spacey
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't understand how Shredded Wheat isn't the undisputed champion of this category.
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
and he's never been wrong before
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You know those Hyundai ads with the gladiator girl, about how the company is supporting childhood cancer research? They’re donating $22 per car sold. They spend more per car on windshield wiper fluid.
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was legitimately scared of a nuclear bomb. We had an earnest fifth grade science teacher who said nuclear war was pretty much guaranteed by 1988. I would lie in bed and think every time the traffic noise stopped it meant a missile was coming.
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Van Morrison? Patti Smith? Lumineers?
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Interesting metaphor
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Famously commonsensical
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Disgraceful. Clear example of home cooking
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m calling the ASPCA
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The most obvious response to this post would be in poor taste, so I shan't make it. But we're all thinking it.
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Interesting. Did not know that. But I’m assuming the command was always British prior to independence- were there Indian officers?
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Unlikely since modern India became an independent nation in 1947.
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My dental hygienist thought Puerto Rico was a state
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The worst way to treat a reporter is not editing them
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I mean, we did let them sell their oil to China a few months ago so not really sure what the message is
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What extent is it driven by concern that young unmarried women will develop independence thought and reject the conventional lifepath the church expects?
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The only essential element of the X-Men are Claremontisms. Bang. You dead. Body and Soul.
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
pretty much the same person
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
When you unlock your next level of fame the restaurants will give you their phone numbers
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I read author-famous was the best kind of famous because no one recognizes you on the street but you can call and reservations at the best restaurants anytime (maybe Updike said this)
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
MAGA types secretly wish 9/11 happened in Texas so it would fit their narrative. That it happened in a diverse, left-leaning city that embraces pluralism is very inconvenient.
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This whole discussion is silly. There are vast volumes of science fiction written by women that has little or no romance. Try Ursula K LeGuin, CJ Cherryh, Ann Leckie, Martha Wells, N.K. Jemisin etc etc.
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Momzer
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Pretty sure many more people do their jobs without AI than with AI
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
what's a non-flexible garden hose? a pipe?
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I have Astra merger PTSD
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Maybe the only sporting event my daughter was eager to watch
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Cardinals pitcher who almost died from eating lettuce (true)
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
As Kumail Nanjani pointed out, Charles Manson wrote a greater percentage of songs for the Beach Boys than Conan O'Brien wrote episodes of the Simpsons
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
* CEO EUPHEMISMS FOR SUCKY QUARTERS HAVE ‘TROUGHED’
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Thanks. Looks like Speer served a 20 year sentence, but then successfully laundered his reputation as a technocrat ignorant of Germany’s WWII atrocities. That was later exposed as a lie.
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
IIRC, Speer basically got off easy because he knew things
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Looking forward to seeing his corpse on display www.nytimes.com/2026/07/28/s...
nytimes.com
Gunther von Hagens, Creator of Polarizing ‘Body Worlds’ Exhibits, Dies at 81
A German scientist, he developed a process for turning corpses into posable figures. His shows drew millions of visitors, and many detractors.
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Autocorrect suggested "agnostic AI" which sounds like a great idea
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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A news junkie should appreciate paywalls. They pay for the news you love.
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