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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
nothing to do with your good points here but i don't really know anything about pokemon post-my childhood watching the cartoon, so i've just realized i've been misreading your name as one of the pokemon i dimly recall and not what i now see is malamar, and have been picturing women shaped like this
the pokemon magmar, of the ponderous brow
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
elle fanning stuns as steppenwolf in zack snyder's justice league
elle fanning in a sharp metallic looking dress
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
re-release of mgs4 reminding me i still feel this way
screenshot of two posts where i, the poster called ossimatic, complain that the ease of tranquilizing enemies in mgs4 is bad, and that you should kill more people :^)
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
🥲
the hero from the gothic 1 remake saying "scary. how about you try me?"
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
WEAK
screenshot of a dialogue scene in the Gothic remake showing the hero say "Scary. How about you try me?"
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
i did something like this once where i buzzed everything except the bits in front of my ears, it was a fun style i thought, my mom burst into tears when she saw me tho so your mileage may vary
a mostly shaven hairstyle except for the bits in front of the earsa mostly shaven hairstyle except for the bits in front of the ears
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
that front n center guy is actually the customizable player character so you're not stuck with that look by any means
a lineup of looks for a star wars character, some human, some alien
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is the   "silent violence"
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
finally something to wear to the gym with my tom hardy zero eye contact autism rash guard
an ad for a tom hardy collaboration of autism mma wear that says things like "neurospicy rollers guild" and "zero eye contact"
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Duke Nukem 3D advertisement that states "If You Don't Play Duke Nukem 3D You Like Men!"
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
watched a field in england ages back because of you, and i've thought of this line often over the years of nft and assorted ai horseshit
a screenshot from A Field In England of Whitehead gobbling down magic mushrooms while O'Neil shouts to him: "sever your conscience from your art and you will profit"
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
a femme fatale aiming a gun at the viewer with text reading don't ever love me
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
i miss the old splinter cell games so i gave that splinter cell cartoon on netflix a go and they made grim so hot i had to get up and walk around my house
Anna Grímsdóttir in the first episode of Splinter Cell: Deathwatch smoking a cigarette
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
screenshot of snake from metal gear acid saying "HRT... Isn't that a SWAT-based unit"
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
reading the list on mobile really gives it that extra oomph
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
i loved her and all the suicidally depressed women in that game so much
the amigara fault "this is my hole" panel
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
a screenshot of No Country For Old Men, anton chigurh says "You know how this is gonna turn out, don't you?"
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
got a little over caffeinated last night before bed perhaps
i had a dream they added gay romance to animal crossing and they put out a trailer showing it off but it was really weird you had to turn Gay on, and a big box pops up and says like BECOME GAY? BECOME DISAPPOINTMENT! THIS WILL RANDOMLY ASSIGN GAYNESS AS A TRAIT TO VILLAGERS! ARE YOU SURE? press A for YES press B for NO and the trailer guy hits A and then the next shot was of a villager chilling on the beach with their shoes off and their feet in the sand, and the player character who has now become frog like hops onto the scene, picked up the villagers shoes and hurled them into the ocean, and the villager was like >:O! and then the trailer ended on a shot of the gay frog player sitting on a log, snatching flies from the air with their frog tongue
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
played a few hours of starfield and i guess so far my highest hope for the game is that maybe someday an enderal-esque team might wrangle something cool out it
a starfield screenshot showing a woman wearing a space suit and a trucker cap standing in front of a parked space ship
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
me @ larian studios
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ossimatic @ossimatic.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
hello everyone, i'm here now
a picture of chris hemsworth in extraction 2 looking deeply depressed while saying "really excited about this next chapter of my life"
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