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🎃oslowe🎃

@oslowe.bsky.social
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He/him neurospicy leftist queerdo stoner elder, cat daddy and horror historian. Occasionally funny. Always gorgeous. Over ten years sober! Partnered for almost 30 yrs!I have friends everywhere.1312 🤘🏻🖤🇵🇸

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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy #caturday
A torbie cat with a lantern tail, mittens and socks, stands atop a plaster wombat in front of a stucco wall.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Long boy is loooong.
A black kitten w/ white gloves and spats, full dickie & a tuft of cummerbund lays stretched out on a wooden deck, partially beneath a Tommy Bahama swing chair (Costco). This cute MFer is LOONG. He is just over a year old oh gods he's going to fill out isn't he oh dear glad he's fixed amiright?
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pspsps
A tuxedo and mittens wearing torby of a little over a year in age with green eyes crouches on a ramshackle bench that has been turned into a shelf. Her name is Theo and she is afraid of loud noises in the night like any sensible Theo. She likes to watch the hummingbirds at the feeder. A swaggering gunslinger of a long lanky tuxedo black cat with spats, Ernesto, walks across a sun-ravaged 20-sided die floormat. Ernie gets annoyed when he is not the center of attention. Ernie spends a fair amount of time being annoyed. To be fair, the rest of the time he is adorable.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You sir? A spineless quisling hack, eager to build bridges while they are building camps. Deeply unserious. Deeply disappointing.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#Caturday Ernesto (long kitten), Oz (human) & Theo (cat)
A casual shot of Ernesto "Ernie" Klein, aka Butchie, a tuxedo cat with mittens and spats of just over one year, lounging insolently on a blue camping couch. Oz, a somewhat aged white man of scruffy beard and longish hair, slouching in a grey bathrobe next to Theo, a proper young lady cat of torbie persuasion on a blue camping couch against a tan stucco wall.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Warren Zevon sings into a microphone, while a dialogue bubble connects it to the re-skeeted post.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Robert Louis Stevenson, the stone fox of Edinburgh. (Edited w/ alt)
A black and photograph of the devastatingly handsome R.L. Stevenson, or Bob if you're naughty. Who knew the author of Treasure Island, and The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll & Mister Hyde was such a hottie!
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A still lifted from grainy videotape showing a stark room covered in crude graffiti: "I hate cops" beneath a looming anarchy symbol. An old white side in a HUGE giant suit coat is saying: "this is what the kids call BASED"
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
ONG Y'ALL: I'm scrolling Disney+ and "Star Wars in timeline Order" ends with TLJ lolololololololol suck it, JJA.
A tv in a warehouse shows Star Wars in Timeline Order, ending with The Last Jedi and not The Rise of Skywalker.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ernesto at play.
A b&w cat of one year, mostly buried under bedcovers.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The pit beef, a taste of Baltimore recreated in Los Angeles, If slightly Angelenofied. Lean beef seasoned & over oak charcoal hot and fast, total cook time about an hour. Thin sliced, piled on toasted bolillo and covered in tangy horseradish sauce, crisp white onion and dill pickles.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Weird hot weather rain in Los Angeles- watching the dark clouds roll in while listening to Bitches Brew.
A photograph of rain clouds, not terribly thick, and in the foreground a palm tree.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
two items that sum up SOME aspect of something I'm sure. But whut.
Two jars of pickle relish, both alike in dignity. But one is dill and the other sweet. Behind a pair of mustards lurk menacingly, honey mustard in the fore, Dijon bringing up the rear. All materials purchased at Smart & Final on the authors dime, so they are store brand. But I'm cool with that, the condiments and such are always a good price and quality, so yeah. But that's my personal opinion I am not no shill.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I grew up in DC but I've lived in L.A. for 26 years this summer. I've had a hankering for a taste from Baltimore, one of my favorite cities. A pit beef sandwich. I pulled off a pretty decent facsimile... I think? Anyway it was good.
A sandwich of roasted beef, cooked fast and hot and sliced thin, piled on a toasted bolillo and topped with thinly sliced raw onion and dill pickle chips, and a hearty dose of homemade tiger sauce, extra horseradish. In the background an individual serving size bag of Utz potato chip in the orange and brown that signifies, "the crab chip".
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it).
Ernesto, a tuxedo'd kitten of almost a year in age sprawls majestically, liquid-limbed, on a red folding chair.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A thing that delights is weather for places I am not.
A screenshot of the weather app, showing the coming weekend forecast for Washington DC, heat advisory, high humidity, thunderstorms. Lol.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Isn't it like... this weekend? And all they have is... renderings? So special.
 Green haired performer stands in a half-assed Willy Wonka "special event". It's sad.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Yes... ha ha ha YES! Says the sicko in the window.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
"Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" Laughs the sicko in the window. It's me. I'm sicko.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
If you can name this film from the opening scrawl, you get a fabulous No-Prize!
White text on a star scape, yeah like Star Wars. 
In the universe there are things man cannot hope to understand.
Powers he cannot hope to possess, forces he cannot hope to control. The four crowns are such things. Yet the search has begun. A soldier f fortune takes the first step. He seeks a key that will unlock the power of the four crowns and unleash a world...  the photo cuts off there. Sorry. You need to watch the movie on tubi
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Cat. Cat good.
Old yt man holds b&w cat in the sun. They are happy.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Happy #caturday from Butchie and me. All Cats Are Beautiful!
Oz, a middle aged tattooed & scruffy looking nerf-herder of the white masculine heavily bearded variety holds a relaxed b&w tuxedoed kitten of 7-8 months called Butchie in a sunbeam
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
My clowder:
Two kittens sit within paper bags, contemplating crime. Butchie, a baby at 9 months, is a b&w tuxedo sort of fellow. He looks insolent. Theo, a baby of almost 2 years and a bad case of agita, looks on apprehensively.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Stay golden, pal.
Oslowe, a middle aged white man with a bushy gray beard and unkempt hair grimaces for affect while smoking a jay.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Spider-Baby (1964)
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
If you see this post a concert photo you took 🤘🏻🖤🤘🏻
A four piece band are lit up a violent green mid-song on stage at The Viper Room (the sign is red neon). The band is L.A. rockers This Is A Revolver and they are terrific. 🤘🏻🖤🤘🏻
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The viral adverts for Jordan Peele's US: Part 2 are weird.
A billboard for, "Listening!" (The other person might be right- pass it on!) showing to young Black girls, possibly twins, smiling all teeth and wide eyed at each other. It's a slightly eerie billboard, a little forced. Wait, don't those young girls look like the young girl and her mirror reflection in Jordan Peele's US... this is just a billboard. Nothing to be afraid of. There is no sequel or spinoff to US. You are safe. For now.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Is this the "winning" Dear Leader goes oh about?
A Lps Angeles gas pump reads $87.80 for 16.5 gallons of fuel. Fuck this.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Happy caturday from Theo and Ernesto (aka Butchie)
Medium shot, bedroom. The frame is almost bisected horizontally by a black shade covering most of a window. A long yellow ribbon hangs from the pull tab of the shade. 

Below this lies a black and white cat of about 8 months on his side, peering at the outdoors on a bed hung there.

Below this, frozen as if mid-crime, a tabby cat of a little more than a year is partially collapsed. One paw stretches up to the window sill like the feline Sistine Chapel or something.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
A story in three frames
A g.i.JOE: Classified action figure of a Vincent Occult Price looking  mfer holding a glowing orb, "Hello I'm Crystal Ball of COBRA! With me as always is Raptor." 

Behind Crystal Ball is some weird dude (also a GIJoe: classididdy figure) called Raptor, he's wearing a wing pack and a hawk helmet. He goes "squawk!""He's my... wingman," says Crystal Ball, that sinister scamp. Behind him Raptor snickers. POW! Out of nowhere Big Boa, COBRA's boxing trainer punches Crystal Ball's Eldritch looking ass THE FUCK OUT!

"Squawk" says Raptor, Cobra Commander's CPA who dresses like a bird. He has a hawk named General Ledger.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
A Sicko wearing a t-shirt that says Sickos is standing outside a window laughing; "yes... ha ha ha YES!" the Sicko says. It's me, I'm Sicko.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
With or without chorizo?
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
BAH...MEDIOCRE
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Only the luckies get to see Theo.
Theo, a serious kitty, peers out from under a blanket.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Theo and Butch, both rescued as baby kittens, one pulled from busy traffic, the other from under a parked car in a garage.
A beautiful sleepy Theo; a tortoiseshell cat, stretches out on a lap. Butch, a wee tuxedo kitten, sleeps sprawled on a lap.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
My neighborhood market has the best dang fresh tamales. (Extra salsa from La Costena)
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
All jokes aside, I actually had a conversation with a kid on tiktok last year who was tempted to join BP. I am a vaguely Offermanian looking bear, and I talked to the kid, and validated his feelings and concerns and cut thru a lot of bullshit. But did it last? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Your main man oslowe, a scruffy looking yt dude of some years, glares pensively at the camera. His beard needs trimming.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Album art for Belly's 1993 release Star.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Album cover for Rancid's 1995 release ...And Out Come the Wolves
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
What is your favorite Xmas movie that isn't Muppet Christmas Carol?
The poster for Lewis Jackson's 1980 slasher/thriller Christmas Evil depicts a cartoon Santa brandishing a bloody axe, the words "Merry Christmas" on the wall behind him are X'd out. The tagline reads: this Christmas you better believe in Santa... or he'll SLAY YOU" 

The poster is fine, but the movie is genuinely something special (pos).
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
A Happy day to all who are able to enjoy it. I'm thinking a lot on those who cannot. I hope you get to take a break today. You'd better. Santa Oz is watching you.
Oz, a 1st generation lapsed Jew raised Episcopalian. He is a hairy bearded queer he/him of a certain vintage wearing a Santa hat, joint held betwixt his thin lips, makes the "I'm keeping my eye on you, shitass" gesture (index and middle finger pointed at the eyes).
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
QTP with a robot that's not Star Wars or Transformers. Hard Mode: No Gundam Series,Battletech or Macross allowed.
A squat, bipedal robot (or drone) from Douglas Trumbull's 1972 film Silent Running. The cute little guy is holding a hand of playing cards in one skeletal arm.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
An old white man smokes two joints at once. Ones a sativa and the other is indica, so it's like smoking a hybrid lol.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
You will be visited by 3 spirits...
Dracula's brides, from Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Four Christmas movies to know me by... oy vey.
Title screen for the 1945 short, Star In The Night, a western reworking of the Nativity with J. Carol Naish's turn as a cantankerous innkeeper (he runs a gas station/diner with a couple of bungalows out back) always bringing me to tears when he's overcome by "the Christmas spirit" I.e he becomes compassionate and humane.Theatrical poster for The Muppet Christmas Carol. Just a wonderful movie, combining Muppet humor with some catchy musical numbers and somehow it is a legitimately great adaptation of Charles Dickens undead, I mean immortal, classic about not being a motherfucker so you don't go to hell. 

The poster depicts Michael Caine walking thru the snowy streets of London, with the floating heads of the Muppets in the starry sky above.A poster for Irving Berlin's White Christmas, filmed in VistaVision! It's so sincere it can make your teeth ache, but it's a real humdinger of a backstage showbiz holiday razzle dazzle! Rosemary Clooney outsings Bing Crosby. Danny Kaye acquits himself quite well with the dancing machine that was Vera Ellen. It's got a lot of heart, and Mary Wickes and I hate that it has a goddamn minstrel nostalgia song in it, but here it is. 

The poster depicts the cast in brightly colored festive red and green and fur-lined Xmas suits, they are singing! In the snow. Poster for Christmas Evil. Christmas Evil is a horror film, a Christmas slasher, that has genuine performances and a surprising amount of heart- for a movie with some Xmas themed murders and one of the greatest final shots of all time...
The poster portrays Santa, crudely drawn, climbing into a chimney with an axe in his hands, Merry Christmas is struck thru in a black X. Christmas Evil... the night HE dropped in.
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🎃oslowe🎃 @oslowe.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Anxiety is the wooooooorst.
Oz (human) holds Butchie (wee tuxedo kitten) to his face to feel the vibrations from the purring.
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