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OscarBrowns

@oscarbrown.bsky.social
61 followers 237 following 131 posts

Drink enjoyer. Dog owner.

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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
did hot dad make this
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This toy guitar only tunes to wutang for some reason
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Search #weratedrinks on YouTube to see like 340 videos of me drinking fluids
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Idk why I was following you
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Really unified the title
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"why would gobby fill the river with goblin goo?"
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Inflation is so high that bakers delight prices seem almost reasonable
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
You're living your best life.
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I met my wife on tinder, can I sue them for that? ha ha ha boomer humour ball and chain hah ha ha
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Actually I'm alone on a Saturday night
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I drink too much.
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I was right about America and it sort of sucks
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Beautiful stuff
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
They don't know how to anymore, it's like the moon landing, the pyramids and Bertie beetles.
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Lot of people complaining and not a lot of people overthrowing
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Stadia app on an old android will be the "PS3 with PT installed" of 2030
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
You'd better start guillotining them, then
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
You know when you're taking a dookie diarrhoea dump and you're like, "This is just like Fester's Quest".
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Antivaxers are just scared of needles, but it's all gone too far for them to admit it at this point.
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
She's a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
How many until you start browning down uncontrollably
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Wouldn't he buy the South African debt?
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I met Dave McCormack once.
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Kumite isn't as nice as Vegemite
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I wish WE were engaged
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Hey I've never seen this show should I comment on all your posts to affirm this
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Sometimes I worry about what I post on social media, in terms of repercussions. That sucks. Nuke the USA.
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Mega-doom
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Age verification should be it asks you, "what's the first rule of fight club?" And if you get it right it blows your brains out
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
but then it just starts again
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
USA would be ok if it wasn't for all the fuckin seppos
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I mowed my lawn with my shirt off cause i'm a suburban dad and that's my right
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I've got a job and a kid and a wife so I don't want to shave or brush my hair.
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Don't summon him
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
ruh roh
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
My brain won't stop saying project Gotham racing
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I'm going to be your Mr do rival
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Idk if it's a world war, man. USA doesn't really have allies anymore.
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
At Disneyland Paris. Don't really get it.
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
America is fucking weird
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
You'd miss the crosscut
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
But what about the grindset
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
that's great
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
why don't Americans simply shoot their government
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Ewwww
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
@localthunk.bsky.social my 40th birthday cake
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I think I started following you on twit because of Gerstmann and here we are again
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
My kid likes it and she is 1 years old
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OscarBrowns @oscarbrown.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Strong words
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