This is why it must be so hard to be a writer at The Onion, no matter how outlandish the parody, it can’t top the actual nonsense. I don’t know which is cringier, the lineup or captain Morgan fanboying so hard over it.
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As a consummate procrastinator it will be 6 months (let’s be honest, 100 years) before I write a decent profile. 2016 and 2024 were gutting, but shutting down is a luxury there isn’t time for. It is in our hands to try to create a better world for all.
