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Orynx

@orynx.bsky.social
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I'm a gentle oryx named Orynx. I love reading #LitigationDisasterTours Take care of all critters or you'll get the horns. They/Them

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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 13h
Yeah, still says defunct
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 13h
But will Ken post anything? He may be done with it.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok cute. I like pumpkin. Bats get tangled in my horns though.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Omfd omfd omfd I'm still laughing JFC The universe threw you a treat 😂
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hay! Critters and #ChefSky #Restaurants #BackOfHouseTeam What commercial oven ranges are your favorite(s)? Smaller spaces, so the monster ranges won't fit. But any suggestions for brands is appreciated. I'ma trying to help someone. 😁
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Omfd! Seriously?! *Wipes coffee off screen LMAO
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jean Luc
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok phew! I'm over here crying in trauma. I still don't understand wtf they thought that scene was ok for kids. I'm not a horse person.. ahem.. oryx here. But I seriously dislike when my hooves slip. It's super scary. And I back at mud. Just water? Fun splash!
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm picturing a scene from the neverending story.
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Arya Stark's Never Ending Story Homage
Alt: Arya Stark's Never Ending Story Homage - scene when the young hero is trying to get his horse to not despair and sink into the swamp. White horses head visible above the water, young boy chest deep trying to tug the lead. Swamp type trees in the background.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, what's the setup? I know an extremely skilled carpenter and cabinet maker/designer. Moving is possible if incentives are there.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Isn't it from the bs judge judy started?
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dammit.... I'm too far away. I see a thing or two that should be here. *Grumbling* All good mojo for a quick sell out.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I like this one, you can check out the bay ... www.montereybayaquarium.org/cams-videos/...
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wtf?! *Duties
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's part of NNC dutues
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
😉
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Damnit, now it's gonna bug me. A remember a board discussion about sci-fi books Can't remember the book. *Stomps over to start searching*
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I remember something in context of usenet, but vague. I don't have time to refresh myself, but I'd likely jog my brain with a little work.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*sniffs air* This way ...
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*lays out trail of cheese* This way Levi. What are you looking for?
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And hats or sweatshirts/jackets ijs.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Our kitty sends kitty magic and love.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Xing Xing Chilling Monkey
Alt: A monkey with it's head resting on a concrete type tile floor, it's fingers randomly moving over the concrete. It looks up as if checking to see if Mike is gonna finish his tourism. *Taps hooves*
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One answer LOLSuits tourism
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
darth darth darth have you ever made accordion potatoes? I've seen them but never had them
Four potatoes cut in a fashion to make them look like accordions. These are cooked, sprinkled with herbs, slightly glossy looking and sitting on a white rectangle plate on a wood table.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ahhhhh.... Memories of zoning out to defraq
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
>98% The <2% is in case the Tesla owner didn't buy or bought 12 yrs ago
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I got popcorn 🍿
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
💯
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*deep breath* Thank you.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My horns are sharp if needed
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know! I know! *Raises hoof while prancing* I put out the Birb Mom bat signal, the bad contractor gets so scared he turns into a gibbering fool, and I get all the expenses paid plus compensation cuz the contractor doesn't want to sit through Birb Mom interrogation 🤣😁🤭🤣🤣
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm so sorry my Sharky friend, especially as this is happening on your birthday! Stay close to that portable AC. Extra nibbles for you, Mrs. Shark and kitties.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Umm...can I have the broccoli 🥦? *Prancing Hooves*
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Stickfigureme @stickfigureme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
...I am not going to be able to do the basic grocery shopping for the holidays. This is a rough fucking month. Jeck is taken care of first and always. If you want to and can help, please DM me. I don't expect a response, but I'm asking anyway. I'm embarrassed but have no other options atm.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh my fluff 🤣 @questauthority.bsky.social Mike, did you at least tell Birb Mom? @kathryntewson.bsky.social Ijs
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I missed it! 😢 I really need to watch closely for these opportunities.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, as long as it was you and not Poodle. You know they use ladles for not food deposits. But otherwise, it's trained habitat. Don't put it up wet.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
But what did @tedcruzpoodle.bsky.social use the ladle for prior to drying it? I mean.... 😬
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
💙 Thank you. We've learned. And have gotten really good at modifying recipes, and building flavors. My offer to help with recipes or flavor profiles stand. I'm very happy to share what we learned.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yes, similar but very different. I'm so sorry, the digestive issues post covid can be super horrible. This is a birth defect type thing. My loved one can get sick and loose weight so rapidly it becomes life threatening. Not to mention malabsorption of nutrients.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thanks. Yeah, we have those medications - are you thinking zenpep?
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We were told that as well. Unfortunately, we found we can't even do that. It's because it's a missing digestive enzyme that causes basically toxicity. So... We improvise. Lots of herbs, but we lose that depth of flavor.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm so sorry. The restrictive diets make cooking beyond challenging. I was so damn happy when I figured out a decent salsa without garlic and onion. ... I know, I know. But, we can only do what we can. If you need help, I'm pretty good at tweaking recipes. I'm happy to help when I can.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have someone in my life that must follow a low fodmap diet. As in, if they screw up or cheat they end up in the hospital or possibly worse. I've learned to cook for them. It's so hard. www.shayahealth.com/resources/St...
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
*sprouting 😐
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Plants tend to run screaming from me, in fear. Recently, I found I am really really good at sprouts plants via hydroponics. 3-5 seeds per jar. Simple grow light. Herbs, lettuce, bell peppers, strawberries all successful. Transplanted to pots, all growing well.
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Behbeh... @bruceshark.bsky.social
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Those are adorable feet! All hooves crossed for you. Please let us know how it goes, and when I can uncross my legs. (It's hard to Tiptoe walk with legs crossed 🤞 😂
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Orynx @orynx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is the Caucus going to do a caper in NJ?
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