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William Ortenberg

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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 17h
Don’t let Screamin’ A find out
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 18h
Maybe he hates politics because he always loses
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Rex wouldn’t have done something this dumb, but Jets fans remember he was terrible at clock management
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The pro-rapist rape victim
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Clown
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Has Simmons ever had a problem with any male owners on the sideline?
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It wasn’t necessarily a bad idea, but Miller was the wrong guy. Little sports knowledge and rehearsed gags. Someone like Billy Crystal may have nailed it.
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Clown
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tirico is such a tool
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Namath was never a cheerleader at a Richard Nixon rally. Was much more talented, too.
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And…Namath never was a cheerleader at Richard Nixon rallies
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Namath is/was much smarter than Dart in understanding and appreciating the hoopla. Was a much better QB, too.
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Clown
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sign him to an 8-yr deal now before his price skyrockets
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why not put him on Gameday?
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
‘Risks’?
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Because she’s creepy-ass
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bozo has thoughts
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*ESPN* gave him 10 minutes on their college football pregame show today.
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
TWO reasons not to watch
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No one does childish pettiness like Simmons
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And most of those yards were on QB scrambles
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Maybe starting the match at 11pm wasn’t a great idea
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Apparently not, as the MAC is appealing the result. Another solid segment, Screamin’ A.
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Talentless nepo baby
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wayne Walker (ex-NFLer turned broadcaster) coined the phrase in the 1980’s
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who in that administration is *NOT* in over their head?
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What’s he supposed to say…’The ppl paying me f’d up’?
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
But they will
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
More likely, the media will be back in Russini
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mr. 30%
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He’s not wrong
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Another screamer. Unlistenable.
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tbh, the WYTS’s authored by Ratto are a step below.
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No tribute from the guy Greeny worked with the most (Golic) speaks pretty loudly.
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
IOW, $125K
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
WCPGW?
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I used to enjoy Game Day. It’s unwatchable now.
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That’s what the movie revolved around? Really??
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Clark and Woody get dumped, yet these clowns linger.
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Don’t remind me
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Trump lied and lied” is the headline you were looking for
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
He is ‘a clown’
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Rehab?
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
If that happens, it’s totally on Dems who don’t vote blue.
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Great. Now do Trump.
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Remind me not to watch
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’m hurt that Screamin’ A is still on the air
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ahhh, he’s found safe haven on Faux news. Shocking.
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William Ortenberg @ortenb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Imagine how respected he’d be if he didn’t sexually harass those female interns at ESPN.
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