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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The PS5 is one of the most brazen scams in gaming history. Maybe the single worst

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

it wouldn’t be a Pokémon tournament if a European weren’t making me play at an insane hour

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Mahomes/Tyreek was the result of devil magic, the cost of which was Mahomes was never allowed a true WR1 again

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

my lawyers have advised me not to divulge how fish or women feel about me

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

finally made my 9 games that shaped me! smash 4 kinda sucks but I made so many friends through it

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not sure how to process Mike Tomlin becoming a Minecraft youtuber

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hard to imagine what that would be like

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Dan in Kansas City @daninkc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Kansas Livestock Association comes out against the ICE Raids????!!!!

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We certainly don’t live in the worst time to be alive but we definitely live in the dumbest

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

One of my biggest hopes for OoT Remake is a Gerudo Fortress that has or at least guards an actual society. Its basically an elaborate prison in OoT which is very underwhelming world building. Like this entire race lives in a jail?

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Need the remake to make this gayer. I want Ben Shapiro mad at OoT

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The smell of a September rain has restored me

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

6 work emails for the “Illumininati” today. Not today yall its Friday

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Need them to double down and make Talon look even more like Mario in the remake

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

New OoT looks promising! I would be fine playing the original forever but it has some interesting gameplay changes so that’s cool. No surprise to me that its mostly 1:1 but I was kinda worried it would be open world slop otherwise lol

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

- OoT Remake footage obviously - Movie trailer probably - New game??? (delusion) Feels good to be a fan of Nintendo’s main IP, who tf is Mario

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

waiting on that one Big Beautiful notification to come thru any day now

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Celebrity deaths rarely actually bother me but Tim Curry and Dolly Parton back to back…I need a week in bed to recover

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The other day I was playing an OoT rando and I was one item from go mode. Decided to learn a skip instead of looking for it cause I wanted to to be done. Soon the power of ADHD will replace all marketable skills in my brain with Zelda glitches

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

among the many negative effects of social media is how its imbued people with a sense of expertise about a subject for no reason other than they post about it a lot

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

would be pretty awesome if my AC didn't shit the bed every other week!

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Rivals 2 be so good and then boom

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/08/2026

Burn your books. Subscribe to The Onion. membership.theonion.com

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Kris Kobach Humiliation Ritual 2: Electric Boogaloo

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

OoT remake comes out in like 2-3 months and we’ve seen basically nothing. Metroid Ravenous leak said it was a 26 release. Put the Direct in the bag Shiggy Momo 🔫

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Ive said it before but you can expect the Trump admin to lie bc they killed the independent agencies that existed to provide us with objective statistics. They burned the reason you could trust the fed’s numbers and until a future admin restores them govt statements are meaningless

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

We need ugly musicians again. I don’t wanna listen to a supermodel that doesn’t know theory, gimme a prog rock nerd with bad teeth

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Its 2026…where the FUCK is Carmen San Diego

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I cannot promise to be a moral person with Rivals 2 Jigglypuff

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Kansas City Royals @royals.com · 25/07/2026

Your new Royals home run king! 👑

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Hadn’t played Gen 3 OU for some months but felt the itch to hop on today Nobody brings DD Tyranitar checks anymore??? Im clicking a single boost and they’re forfeiting!

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I've been replacing soda with flavored sparkling water. Its going pretty well but I have no portion control. "oh sure I can have another its guilt free" and its like my fourth one of the night

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?

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Kansas City Royals @royals.com · 22/07/2026

You've got company, George! Salvador Perez has tied George Brett for the Royals all-time home runs record!

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Never in my life have I rooted this hard for a lawsuit

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Listen up liberal, diseases are back

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

who up longing for they sense of purpose and direction? 😂🤣🤪

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I’d be mad af if I paid all that to see this game

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Insane Spain is not winning by a lot. Argentina just looks bad out there

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Unfortunately I am forced to conclude that every Rivals 2 character is a huge piece of shit

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The Odyssey is classic Christopher Nolan. Every emotional beat is a hammer bludgeoning you. Sin and consequence. Defiance and humility. Nolan is heavy handed as always but it befits The Odyssey, a story of gods and monsters and the men who are vilest of all

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Epic gay sex reference ESPN, thank you

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Argentina is on some black magic shit this tourney

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ORPH 🐧 @orph-gshed.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

This is why I shouldn’t gamble cause I would’ve put it all on France to win the whole tourney

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