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John D. Platypus

@ornitorrinco.bsky.social
190 followers 147 following 3K posts

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
More like amuse-bottom, amirite???
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not enough, I'd wager
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You can't take Bluesky from me
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme
ALT: Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Não consigo ser contra tirar dinheiro de gente otária e voluntária.
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hating is good. It hurts worse when you realize you really don't care.
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
LLMs suck because they enable this kind of bullshit
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Seconded
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
They are mirrors that flatter
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Deltarune Reddit
ALT: Deltarune Reddit
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Nine??? Hope the symbols are accurate to the actual stone, because the little dude can probably tell the difference
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Odd. The dog voice in mine sounds like Scrappy-Doo (from his original cartoon appearance), as it should.
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Well, to be fair: both the WS kid and the police are basically in the same business. It makes sense. They shouldn't be, but it's undeniable they are.
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
So a gay guy who gets stronger in the closet? Not sure how I feel about that
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Da direita e do crime organizado, presumindo que haja distinção.
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Given the feats of strength of Spidey, like holding down the Bugle building, I don't think standard Amazons compare.
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Bad peripheral vision?
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm thinking of having gone there tomorrow, did I introduce myself to you?
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Which ones? And how can you tell?spread the word, my brother
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Dani @daniminu.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Eu sei o nome de umas 3 pessoas nesse time eu sei o nome de 11 ministros do STF prometeram que quando isso acontecesse a gente moraria na Suíça FOMOS ENGANADOS
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Wow, that's really bad
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
É como se fizessem de propósito haha
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Os caras mostrando que literalmente nunca viram uma mulher de perto. Apesar de que, duma perspectiva de recursos de máquina, eu acho meio desperdício, mas isso é meio problema dos AAA com "realismo".
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Caralho, que massa, é a camiseta da mochila pirata! Amei, tem em preto? Onde compra?
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Não tá aguentando o Peru?
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
That's why Evangelion is scary: the angels are giants.
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Like in Mighty Final Fight?
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Um cartão que simplesmente autorize a transação só aproximando da máquina?? Tem *muita* segurança pra ser estudada aí, mas não é uma ideia ruim.
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is really beautiful, congrats Also, it's 2am and for a moment I saw a T-Rex bending down on the ave, but that is my cross to bear
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I'm not sure if the wrist thing is comic canon or a joke o.o
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
So you're saying most people are dum?
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Ailantd Sikowsky @ailantd.com · 01/06/2026
Wheeled machine doodle:
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Didn't I see that in Disenchantment? :-) looks awesome. Wouldn't want to give my cats ideas, but it belongs on a cool wall.
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Já catei uns curtas e montei uma lista pra assistir depois
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tan @anarcossauro.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A internet podia ter sido uma biblioteca infinita mas virou um shopping. Nos anos 2000, navegar na internet era um ato de flânerie. Você entrava num blog, caía num fórum, descobria um PDF pirata, lia alguém completamente desconhecido que estava ou não falando merda
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🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @oceanminex.myatproto.social · 30/05/2026
Repost to scare Bluesky developers
Scott the Woz leaning on a TV that says “PORN” on it
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Imagine if they went that hard at actual transphobes lol
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
May I intrude the relevant point that Feminism-Appropriating Radical Transphobe is a better acronym than Trans-Excluding Radical Feminist, both because people who exclude women are not feminists and because they stinks?
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Forgot microwave-tea-brewing, but it's understandable, Gail has a lot of titles.
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Not to be overly critical, but it looks ready to throw it away
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a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .
ALT: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Put the shreddie in the barbie
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hora de dar uma investigada no Rogério Marinho...
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Guess Rick and Morty can't really get over the "The writers were banging their action figures together and called that a script" phase. Sad.
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Well, it was a premise for several older sitcoms, sometimes with adopted children. Like Full House, Different Strokes and Punky
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
So I should get into dinosaurs?
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Já começaram por abraçar comércio no templo. Se Jesus aparecesse ali, ia ser no relho.
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"They call me that because of the shape of my other hand, want to see?"
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The blur applying only to the text is a bit odd.
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Wish I could. Would it be weird if I brought you some skeets to sign? Lol
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