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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 08/10/2026

So, that's a thing I didn't know I needed... www.lecreuset.com/star-trek.html

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 14/09/2026

I was told empathy was western civilization's biggest weakness, I'll do my part withholding empathy here.

An af for bloomberg.com reading:

Rising costs are squeezing NYC landlords-including Sergey Brin.

Sergey Brin's Steep Loss Highlights New York Landlords' Pain

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 10/09/2026

I find it mildly amusing that he too was like: I didn't become a right wing ghoul, I never changed politically, the parties just moved to the left

A quote from an article reading:

1960s-and yet, he insisted that his politics were unwaveringly consistent. "From my point of view what has happed is not that I have moved to the right; it seems to me that both parties have moved steadily to the left," Heinlein wrote his brother in 1964. Patterson, as was his wont on all

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 30/07/2026

Decided to go for a run at 23:00 and was greeted by moonrise just after sunset. Northern Norway in summer is pretty awesome.

A small but full moon over some mountains and a fjord, the moonlight reflected as a line of orange on the relatively calm water.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 30/07/2026

Film you’ve watched more than six times Hard Mode : No Star Trek, Star wars, LOTR, any Marvel, Disney or Ghibli

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 28/07/2026

Back in Bodø, met this random cat walking kyststien.

A black and white cat peeks over a rocky ridge by a wide, calm body of water.

Visual Elements

Subject: A tuxedo-patterned cat is peeking out from tall grass.

Foreground: Large, textured grey rocks slope downward toward the right side.

Midground: A small green bush stands on the right, while tall grass lines the rocky ridge.

Background: A calm, wide fjord extends to a distant, hilly shoreline under soft daylight.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 20/07/2026

On FIFAs half time show Aleksander Schou says on on NRK: I'd rather watch my dad wipe his ass.

A section of an article in Norwegian, roughly translated as:

Our co-worker Aleksander Schau disagreed

You shouldn't ask me about this. I'd rather watch my dad wipe his ass than watch this, Schou said in NRKs studio broadcast

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 10/07/2026

We did it! 🇳🇴 We got a Google search Easter egg.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 05/07/2026

Aiming for max 1 beer per hydration break / half time.

A Guinness in front of an out of focus TV.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 24/06/2026

www.businessinsider.com/google-grill...

Screenshot of Business Insider article reading: Pichai reportedly followed up with a joke about holding a "Finance 101" TED Talk for employees.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 23/06/2026

Norway rows post game. Not the closest view, but it was my view.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 22/06/2026

KABIN NYC - legit Norwegian🍸 bar in NYC. Norwegian soccer supporters are being totally on-brand drunk at 7pm. Ask for brown cheese with your waffles.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 18/06/2026

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

A picture of a tabby and a tuxedo sitting very symmetrically in a window.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 24/05/2026

There's a battle between good and evil at my local VTA Light Rail station.

A partially ripped off label on a metal gate reading "who i<unintelligible> John Galt"

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 22/05/2026

Will you please stop sitting next to the window, I'd like my peanuts please.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 22/05/2026

My local crow is requesting peanuts.

A crow sitting on a trellis looking for peanuts.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 24/04/2026

T-shirt sniff test failed (although, beloved by my cat).

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 23/04/2026

This was probably the excuse to buy a 3D printer, print a replacement hinge. Electrical wire and a power drill sadly worked just fine for an improvised repair.

The back side of a litter locker with a red electrical wire used as an improvised repair to hold a hinge in place.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 22/04/2026

This is where I grew up. I miss the nice days, I don't miss the median weather.

A photo of a fjord with some mountains in the background, a fire pit and a bench is in the foreground. The weather is stunning, a few tiny clouds for the mountains.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 17/04/2026

I would argue TRD is where you connect to Hell.

Screenshot of Google maps showing Hell train station next to Trondheim airport, Værnes

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 07/04/2026

Return to Monkey Island, Judge Plank is not having it

A screenshot of Guybrush Threepwood standing in front of Judge Plank, with Judge Plank saying "And: Section S(t)(f), subsection U"

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 07/04/2026

Almost 7 years ago, we took my dad on a "Saltstraumen RIB safari", which is a boat ride in the worlds strongest tidal current. The video doesn't quite do the tidal current justice, it's intensely impressive.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 01/04/2026

I met a turkey vulture on my bike ride today.

A turkey vulture desperately trying to gain altitude to try to escape.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 26/03/2026

One of my cats was desperate to help me play Arc Raiders.

A brown tabby on a desk in front of a keyboard being very helpful.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 15/03/2026

Search your camera roll for hell (Thanks Google)

A google photos android search screen showing Gemini asking: Hello there! Is there something I can help you find or do with your photos?

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 09/03/2026

Return to Monkey Island, A+ writing. Captain Lila invoking a magic spell

Text reading: Captain Lila: Qui dolorem ipsum, quia doler, sit amet.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 03/03/2026

This is "precious bodily fluids" levels of crazy

A screenshot reading: A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 03/03/2026

Ummm... this person should probably be given psychiatric assistance, not leading armed forces.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 25/02/2026

Thanks to YouTube, replacing the evaporator fan in my fridge was an easy job. Judging by the orange (probably rust) dust deposits, I think this might have been the sad noisy fan.

A fan with what appears to be rust dust deposits on the plastic supports holding the center and electro motor of the fan.

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 22/02/2026

Pizza Grandiosa (The OG Norwegian frozen pizza) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandiosa

Screenshot from wikipedia article on pizza Grandiosa reading: The pizza is subject to a lot of humorous debate, and is unquestionably a piece of modern culture, loathed and loved by Norwegians. It has been called the "modern national dish" by some, others claim it is "a piece of cardboard", "laziness in a box" and even "refrigerated evil"

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 22/02/2026

Pizza Grandiosa en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandiosa

Screenshot of section of text reading: The pizza is subject to a lot of humorous debate, and is unquestionably a piece of modern culture, loathed and loved by Norwegians. It has been called the "modern national dish" by some, others claim it is "a piece of cardboard", "laziness in a box" and even "refrigerated evil".

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 16/02/2026

Bodø/Glimt facing Inter Milan in a couple of days, we just need to remove 80 tons of snow first.

A screenshot of a nrk.no article, with a picture of Aspmyra Stadion with a giant berm of snow in front of it. With the text under the image reading "Two days ahead of Milan-match: Must remove 80 tons of snow from Aspmyra"

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Kjetil Joergensen 📎 @ormenskamme.leaky.boats · 20/01/2026

Well shit... I was going to put the game on in the background, might as watch the losses too, the big clubs have caught on to how we roll anyway, no more surprise upsets, right ?! RIGHT ?!

A picture of a google serarch result showing Bodø/Glimt beating Man City 3 - 1 in the UEFA Champions League

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