Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 14hI should clarify. When I say "Tampa Bay Orioles" I'm just joking about how many former Orioles are on that team... I'm not trying to claim any of that team's success or identity for the Orioles or for myself. 080
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 16hI think I broke my toe on the stairs last night. It's purple. But just the one toe. Somehow I stepped so carelessly that a single toe was bent in the wrong direction & turned purple. Every other toe is fine. And no, I will not post a picture of the purple toe. I'm scared to even look at it again. 330
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 17hAm I watching a baseball game on HBO because I want the Yankees to lose, or because I want the Tampa Bay Orioles to win? Yes. 160
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 18hNo question for me whatsoever. (Not the best gif, but it shows my favorite part of this epic scene). 121
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just bumped a roll of toilet paper into the toilet bowl. That would be hilarious if toilet paper wasn't, like, a dollar a roll. 170
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The latest in the war on disabled people... or... the war on... common decency. Have you ever once shown your boarding pass to someone and thought, "I can't believe this motherf*cker has the gall to be sitting down right now!!"?!?! 250
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My wife lost her voice. Our communication now has some hurdles: Me: You going back to the bedroom? Wife: (shakes head 'no') Me: You have something to do before you go back? Wife: (nods yes) Me: Make lunch? Wife: (shakes head no) Me: Wash dishes? Wife: (shakes head no) Me: I'm gonna stop guessing. 240
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026F*cking Yankees. Time to flip over to the Cubs/Padres game. 040
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I do not want to see the Yankees win this freaking series. To be clear, I don't want to see the Red Sox win it either. But at least they have Adley, who I love. 060
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't live in Baltimore anymore, but this is worth spreading around. 071
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Classic Adley at-bat there. Down in the count early, foul off a bunch, get a full count, then bloop a single. 161
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Re-releasing your movie with new scenes added in" is the new "splitting your final movie of a franchise into two parts". deadline.com/2026/09/spid...deadline.com'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' Re-Release In Works With Extra FootageAfter the success of Avengers Endgame: Encore , a re-release of 'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' is being planned with extra footage. 000
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have no idea what's being said when this picture is taken, but that body language is something. 390
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Soon, everything will be owned by private equity. Google your local dentist or vet clinic; there's a good chance they are already owned by private equity. 000
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Lanterns on HBO is one episode away from a truly epic season. 020
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026For all my Orioles fan mutuals that also love golf... The U.S. has a lot of work to do tomorrow in the singles matches of the President's Cup, mostly because their foursome play has been so bad/inconsistent. But they can do it. They have 7 of the top 10 ranked golfers in the world on their team. 000
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't think Elias or Alby will be fired in the off-season (though I'm in favor of both being bounced), but I'll still be back here next Spring with all the optimism of someone that has learned zero lessons. 0111
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My wife's asthma is bad this year. She's struggling to sleep, taking inhalers every 4 hours. I would rather struggle to breathe myself than continue to watch her go through it. I would personally like to stab asthma right in the goddamn throat. 040
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There are a few guys in this photo that I genuinely miss. 050
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Many have rightfully dunked on Jessie for being an ableist crank. But I went through a year of Jessie's posts (you can do this, too, if you want). There are only two I found that have more than 8 likes. Most have 0 likes or 1 like. Something's fishy about this account. 363
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Albernaz is capable of taking blame upon himself. Color me surprised. 020
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Bautista in the 7th? I'm happy to see him. But this feels like another strange Alby decision. "I was trying to get him some innings in a non-leverage situation." - probably Alby 170
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ryan O'Hearn. I really miss this guy being an Oriole. What a play! 151
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We're cooked, kids. I'll probably still watch the remaining games, because it's the only Orioles baseball I will get for half a year. But we're cooked. 060
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I am a yoyo on a string. The Orioles are the ones with the other end of the string around their finger. 010
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Albernaz knows less about managing a big league roster than my former little league coach. How does Elias defend keeping him around next year? Will he just pretend he didn't watch any games and say "Craig grew a lot this season" and shit like that? BECAUSE I THINK HE MIGHT!! 030
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"The Orioles probably need a win tonight to stay 3 games back with 8 to play." - Kevin Brown (I'm paraphrasing) "The Orioles are so screwed." - Me 020
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My wife & I watched Mayday on AppleTV today. It's written & directed by the two guys that made Game Night and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves--John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein. We had a blast! Kenneth Branagh is hilarious. And it's an action movie, for sure, but it's very funny. 030
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There's no Orioles game today, so instead of baseball thoughts I give you my two cats, Crantz & Guildy, in two pictures: on the day we adopted them compared to recent pic. 4171
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Earlier in the game I thought I was listening to Kevin Brown. Then I remembered it was on ESPN, not MASN, and made fun of myself for thinking it was Kevin Brown. It is Kevin Brown. I'm just a half deaf person. Hahaha. 090
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I really thought that was gone, but... doesn't matter, hahaha!!! INSIDE THE FUCKING PARK!!! 070
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Pete is a badass and a genuine leader with a likeability rating through the roof. He can be the cornerstone of the future... if... you know... 050
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Pretty sure it hit Baz's right elbow. If you slow it down and pause at the right time, it's more clear. The left arm is instinctively trying to catch the ball as it bounces off the right elbow. 030
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I just watched Hamnet again. Ugh. It broke me even more the 2nd time around. This movie should be required viewing. 110
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I said there would be cats, so here are my cats, Guildy & Crantz. They are brothers, and are about 6.5 years old. 1152
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Finally saw Supergirl. I had a great time. Genuinely not sure why it struggled at the box office. 000
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Well, the Orioles season is over. And I'm not into football anymore. So, I probably won't post on here as often during the offseason, & when I do it will be related to NHL, movies, & my cats. My baseball skeeting will return in the Spring, probably more optimistic than it should be. 3140
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I've been on roller-coasters. I've played piano in front of hundreds. I have spoken before a group of thousands. But nothing freaks me out more than sending a manuscript in to a publisher for review.static.klipy.comWorried Kermit The FrogAlt: Worried Kermit The Frog 070
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's almost like the Orioles are daring me to stop caring about them. 140
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Only 10? Name a film you've seen 50 times!static.klipy.comMatt Damon's Thumbs Up in SpacesuitAlt: Matt Damon in The Martian giving a thumbs up. 110
Jer @oriolesfan2000.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Can't watch the O's tonight, but maybe I'll check the scor--static.klipy.comTex Avery Show: Wolf's Exaggerated ReactionAlt: A cartoon wolf's eyes bug out. 071
