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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Totally underwhelmed. Dark chocolate - as if. Darkish in colour at best. Taste is minging. … noted it took 6 to work that out

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Suggested criteria for future hosts of the FIFA World Cup: If your nation calls it soccer, you can’t host. If you can’t time 15 minute breaks, you can’t host. If you need half time entertainment, you can’t host. If you have an orange monkey running your country, you can’t host.

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

So a man gives a 20 minute speech with his flies fully undone. When he asks if he's covered everything we expected, what's the correct response..?

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Why is it my dog will drink from the skankiest puddles in the world, but turn her nose up at yesterday’s water in her bowl?

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Ah, the satisfaction of opening the jar that seemed like it was welded shut. And my wrist aching for hours afterwards. Beetroot was not worth the effort.

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Looking forward to doing three days work ahead of having two days off

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

The early bird doesn’t always get the worm. They often get the best parking space. I’m the worm in this proverb.

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Well spring lasted the obligatory 2 days before winter came back saying we’d forgotten something

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

So it seems to be post picture of your pets day…. Ladies, gents and perfect people, this lovely being is Indie Disco #cutecockapoos #cockapoos

An off white cockapoo with her tongue out sitting in a boulder engraved with Hadrians Way

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Pretty sure I can say I’ve gone another week not needing to use Pythagoras’ theorem. Thanks Mr Baker.

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

If you’ve submitted more than 10 content errors on a kindle you should get a free premium book. Or a job offer to proofread their content.

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Repairing a bike puncture in your (cough) fifties is not a cool look. Silver linings, it was my first since I hit double digits 👍🏼

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Spent an evening with two Americans and unteaching them all English words they thought they knew. Such fun!

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Time for my hourly reminder from @ticketmaster.com to download my ticket for a gig. I might have forgotten if it wasn’t for the 12th reminder

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Here’s a big well done to everyone who put their underwear on the right way round this morning.

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I’m a senior manager. Some of my best staff management tips come from my previous career teaching 7 year olds but there isn’t really a way to tell my colleagues which doesn’t sound terrible.

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Also more awkward ghosting someone IRL when you’ve still got some of your pint left.

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Next coronation sees the monarch crowned with a cardboard crown bedazzled with plastic jewels and wearing a painted pasta necklace.

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I’ve had the same office chair for almost 7 years. Today I read the instructions for use and finally have a comfortable ‘seat depth’ 🤦🏼‍♀️

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

You know your Egyptian holiday is over when you’ve Shown your passport x5 Been metal detected and felt up x3 Taken your shoes, watch and belt off x2 Had your visa and passport stamped at passport control, then show it to the grumpy shouty man right next to the booth and saw the first guy stamp it🤣

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Trying to work out the balance of pettiness and civic minded vibes when neighbours insist on parking two vans across their own drive and beyond making the pavement impassable with a pram (an offence). OH is staring to park our car - fully in the road- to stop it happening

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Currently channelling Craig Revel Horwood the vote is open vibes. This is just this morning’s attire. It’s gonna get ‘better’.

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Whoop whoop! Wordle 1,267 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Can anyone explain why Christmas lights have twinkle/flash settings when all we really want is twinkle???

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Despite apparently being a top 2% fan and spending 547 minutes together, I had to play the song to know what it was #repeatedgymplaylist #spotifyunwrapped2024

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Here’s my annual two fingers up to the ‘elf on a shelf’ posters out there. I really don’t care where it’s hidden. I’m a grown up.

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

There are two big (annoying) lies that seem to impact my life…. 1: the washing machine says it has 1 minute remaining on the cycle 2: 02 City Hall Newcastle saying a show will start at (insert time here) prompt You’re stealing my life!!

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Abbreviations!!!! Wordle 1,259 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

There only so many times I can go through ‘my dad has died what do I need to do/fill in this mountain of forms please’ conversations in one day. Unfortunately my limit and resolve is lower than the number of forms and conversations required.

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

First world problems in the winter… finding your slippers don’t fit on over the 20 million tog socks you’ve surgically attached to your feet

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

I’ve just allowed a smidge of Christmas into my life in November. Cinema for #RedOne. Help me now!!!

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a_musing, sometimes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @original-ladyv.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Waking up to the general feeds on @bsky.app feels a lot more wholesome than the place that shall not be named. Loving the new community 🫶

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