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Oreb Goodbird

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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 6h
Who else would precisely fit that description…. Hmmmmm…
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 6h
These are all people whining - who were protected from dying of measles by vaccines. Even if they got sick. Even if they didn’t get vaccinated. And even if they didn’t get measles. For roughly the same reasons as seatbelts and not provoking rattlesnakes.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 8h
She was effectively IMMORTAL by comparison
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 9h
For my UK observers. Lettuce Pray.
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Angry Dog Bites Lettuce
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
20 billion ansi lumens 8k ultra short throw projection
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Small wager: just “I love you sir” will be disqualifying after Dorothy throws a bucket of water on Trump. Let alone the following rhetoric
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Remember when clapping for this shit would get you disowned? Your MAGA relatives do.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Man Bites Doge abc30.com/post/off-dut...
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72-year-old man shoots off-duty ICE agent found asleep on Fresno lawn, agent arrested: PD
An ICE agent is in custody at a local hospital after police say he was shot after assaulting a 72-year-old man and his daughter at a home in central Fresno.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Your boss has claimed at least two dozen times that the great economic boom is already in this state.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
OK, advanced magic user here, if your curse is so weak that it can be undone by an obfuscated silent generic prayer in less than 30 seconds, then clearly you are not sacrificing adequately.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pragmatically, an anti-trans position is probably "good politics" in some districts, but it simply adds gasoline to a statistically imaginary fire, harms human beings just trying to live their life, and amplifies a fake boogeyman. Let them define reality and you're giving them control of reality.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
legit jumpscare.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“If you think about it, I only did what Ruth Bader Ginsburg made me do”
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
youtu.be/zqhym59ypUI?...
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Danielle Dax - BIG HOLLOW MAN
YouTube video by R4949
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait, our nation suffers from an expensive steeple height tax every year? Also the irony is that Trump either doesn’t realize or nobody has told him that one of the biggest lobbies to keep the stupid system is golf courses and their wealthy patrons trying to maximize tee times.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
8k ultra short throw 200000 ANSI lumens projection
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Genius. www.engadget.com/2272211/mcdo...
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McDonald's is reportedly using AI to "dynamically" price its burgers - Engadget
Its food isn't the only thing leaving a bad taste in customers' mouths.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our reputation is in the toilet but Hegseth is an existential threat to our country's ability to defend itself and he needs to be gone, yesterday. No hyperbole, but even MAGA people don't think infantry and Helots is the future of warfare. thehill.com/policy/defen...
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Hegseth to cut 20 percent of admirals, generals in major Pentagon overhaul
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is set to announce a 20 percent cut to slots slated for admirals and generals at the Pentagon as part of his push to overhaul the outlook of the department, two Penta…
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So these genius fraudsters make their money by… paying a consistent amount into a fund and then not using any services?
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Schrodinger's Expat
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish Tommy Tuberville had been a Hockey Coach so Gritty could deal with him.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Starfox Okfox
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If Rizz travels faster than the speed of light then JD is the event horizon of a supermassive VanceHole.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We don’t know if he was describing victims — because he refused to explain who these candidates were /are. Despite being asked by multiple people. The # of people who were >forced< to have sex with animals - were convicted of it — then attempted to join the FBI can’t be enough for a policy reversal.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you’re genuinely wondering who they’re trying to help here - my guess: Frat Boys who got busted during hazing rituals. I guess arguably they were “trafficked” into it by their “brothers.” Probably some young farmers too.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who invoked Middle East politics?
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
ALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The real question tonight is: “what’s coming out tomorrow?”
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thank you JD Vance for being relatable and charismatic and likeable and everyone will definitely separate you from Trump and Thiel in November and your advisors are kicking ass. newrepublic.com/post/215113/...
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JD Vance Says You Should Be Grateful Gas Prices Aren’t Even Higher
The vice president says Americans should stop complaining about how much they’re paying for gas.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
L. Bison
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
ALT: Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fortunately for me, at no point did I ever think for one f****ng moent that anyone should ever listen to fashiOnistas about politics. Or antyhing. he has ALWAYS been welcome to F*** off into the sun and nobody would even be inconvenienced.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Im super old and he was ALWAYS a tone deaf piece of shit. For literally four decades that I;m aware of. Awful, racist, vile. At first I thought he was just being controversial. But it has been in PRINT for forty years. He didn't just suddenly go off.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Btw "coal trickle" is black lung on your junk
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Also you’ll be turned in by the very people you sought to please.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Someone is chopping pepper spray in the kitchen brb
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
His top three list of Knowledge Gaps that are important for a senator: 1. Never been to a political meeting 2. Never been to a fundraiser 3. Didn’t know a single politician We’re cooked for decades as a serious nation.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Historically “hey, they got the trains running on time” is the worst flex possible
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Amazing to think Police actually HAD him in custody almost a decade ago. Thanks Obama,
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Get your ass to Bend. I promise that is just tourism advice
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Only thing that walking pout has ever been right about is hating on the cowboys.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Name a single result Stephen A. Smith has gotten, or anything he's ever led. I realize it's a trick question because nobody reads AI past the headers.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Azure Password is "123Password"
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hey now. He's good friends with Sean Hannity and says he's surrounded by strong black women, some of whom he married or created. How could that guy be a POS!?
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wait you mean they're quick to respond to your breathless, free amplification of their destructive falsehoods? What a lovely bunch.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He’s correct about “this is an explosion, this is an epidemic” that he just signed into executive order so that there will be a gigantic increase in child mortality and illness among the credulous and dolt population.
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They are moving the slider from: We just want healthcare to We just want housing to We just want jobs. GIVE THEM THE AIR, COHAGEN!
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Total Recall: Iconic Scream Scene
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Oreb Goodbird @orebgoodbird.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
(2) It is foreseeable that broadcast of the information will cause substantial public harm, and (3) Broadcast of the information does in fact directly cause substantial public harm.
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