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Jerry

@ordinaryjerry.bsky.social
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regular person with words to say. Slap the like button if you like what you see. All opinions are from the voices in my head.

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Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
fancy chef cut my burger so i fix it with flex tape and ate ONE WHOLE BURGERRRR
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Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Asking my boss why he hasn't tweeted about cabbages
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Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
pondering my orb to solve 2+2, what does "lorem ipsum" mean?
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Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
do worms live in my basement, or do i live in the worms attic...
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Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Its going all right, I'm never down, no problems left, what's up with you?
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Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Punching a hole in my bed before sandwich
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Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
but that biscuit though
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Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Everyone's asking "what's up" Why not ask what's to my left... You know what, maybe we shouldn't ask about that...
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Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
When I did this, he responded with "Shut the fuck up" "It's 3 am leave me alone" and, "why the fuck would I care, I'm the CEO of this damn company, you think I care about my employees?" Very kind-hearted messages 🥰
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Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
People do not fade from my life, they usually walk away to go shopping. I think "Big Milk" corporation kidnapped my dad. I hate Big Milk. Also I'm lactose intolerant.
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Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
When the science guy from back to the future said "great Scott!", I think it was a reference to Marshall Scott from Bluesky. They were time travelers, after all.
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Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
I could never live in a bagel, too many seeds to clean up.
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Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
The blue stuff in my wall is speaking to me again
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Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Chess is cool because I get to tell horses which direction they go in to make an L shape 🤭
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Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
I'll take one spaghetti please. To go
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Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
They should be paying me to look at their tweets, yuck!
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Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Mac & cheese I found under the hotel floorboards feels cursed, but it's kinda tasty though.
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Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Jerry
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