Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026fancy chef cut my burger so i fix it with flex tape and ate ONE WHOLE BURGERRRR 000
Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 09/12/2025pondering my orb to solve 2+2, what does "lorem ipsum" mean? 000
Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 20/10/2025do worms live in my basement, or do i live in the worms attic... 000
Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Its going all right, I'm never down, no problems left, what's up with you? 000
Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 19/08/2023Everyone's asking "what's up" Why not ask what's to my left... You know what, maybe we shouldn't ask about that... 000
Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 18/08/2023When I did this, he responded with "Shut the fuck up" "It's 3 am leave me alone" and, "why the fuck would I care, I'm the CEO of this damn company, you think I care about my employees?" Very kind-hearted messages 🥰 110
Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 18/08/2023People do not fade from my life, they usually walk away to go shopping. I think "Big Milk" corporation kidnapped my dad. I hate Big Milk. Also I'm lactose intolerant. 110
Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 18/08/2023When the science guy from back to the future said "great Scott!", I think it was a reference to Marshall Scott from Bluesky. They were time travelers, after all. 110
Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 18/08/2023I could never live in a bagel, too many seeds to clean up. 000
Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 12/08/2023Chess is cool because I get to tell horses which direction they go in to make an L shape 🤭 000
Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 12/08/2023They should be paying me to look at their tweets, yuck! 000
Jerry @ordinaryjerry.bsky.social · 12/08/2023Mac & cheese I found under the hotel floorboards feels cursed, but it's kinda tasty though. 040