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Orc Wizard

@orcwizard.bsky.social
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Gaming, science, higher ed, all things nerdy.

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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s something about the first week of September when the afternoon sunlight is just perfect.
Light clouds and blue sky, a creek, trees, and sunlight.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sci-fi author: in my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale. 
Tech Company: at long last we have created the Torment Nexus from classic scifi novel Don’t Create the Torment Nexus.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m starting to think Defense Secretary Hegseth considers Jack D. Ripper the good guy in “Dr. Strangelove.”
"Dr Strangelove"
General Jack D Ripper:
"It's incredibly obvious, isn't it?
A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual.
Certainly without any choice.
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That's the way your hard core Commie works."
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I get that part of NPR’s mission is to interview and report on significant trends. I listened to this interview with dismay, though, that NPR let this theocrat expound his gay-hating, anti-women, bigoted views. I decided to screenshot instead of link so as not to perpetuate his views.
Screenshotted NPR page for interview with Christian nationalist.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lenny, Carl, and others watch Homer Simpson while saying “Get ready everyone, he’s about to do something stupid.”
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
(Courtesy of Don Bousquet’s “The Quahog Walks Among Us” and the Internet Archive.)
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Cop Rock anyone?
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
An eclipse and photos of a crescent Earthrise. From the Artemis 2 mission. From here: www.nasa.gov/gallery/luna...
The Moon eclipsing the Earth A crescent Earth over the MoonA crescent Earth over the Moon
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
In other news, I found an Iraqi restaurant to eat lunch at today. I had the chicken tikka, with roast veggies and garlic sauce, plus lentil soup and some fluffy sesame bread. Excellent food.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I think this line captured an important point. I get the sense that the leadership in many institutions is out of step with faculty and academic needs and are ill-suited to the role of resisting.
Quote: “If America’s university presidents believe that their foremost responsibility is simply to keep their institutions operational — collecting tuition and protecting endowments — they are mistaken. “
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I stand corrected.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
“Why shouldn’t I keep it? I am owed it, why shouldn’t I just take the money? It’s my… precious.”
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
A broken gold elevator sounds like foreshadowing where he ISN’T going.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
This one.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Dammit, was just about to post this:
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
They condensed Gandalf’s research into the history of the One Ring into just a few seconds in LOTR.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Yeah, this seems like an effective use of federal resources. /s Meanwhile, in the rest of the nation:
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I got just the right recruits in mind (courtesy of A Clockwork Orange).
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
And that’s what keeps the Gorilla-Detector industry in business.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Is a taco a sandwich? If so, then I’d like my librarian name to be Jim McSlowbeans.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
The city of Buffalo. The looping structure to the left is the new Bills’ stadium under construction. On a clear day you can see Niagara Falls from here (too hazy today).
Buffalo with the new stadium
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
When they are editing it while you are viewing:
Chief Wiggum telling Homer Simpson “there are ghost cars all over this highway you know.”
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I got a tattoo idea for her.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Maybe you can teach it to work poorly. It would be a service to humankind.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
In just two minutes on the job, SkyNet has raised our nuclear alert level higher than ever before. But many in the defense department say its actions are concerning to all humans, not just those on the other side.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Churchill, FDR, and Stalin
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Maybe he’s just following the advice of Groundskeeper Willie from The Simpsons.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Gives new meaning to the phrase “Goldilocks Zone”.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
This is my life. Usually I get back to sleep, but not this AM.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I see he’s been busy watching Seinfeld reruns while the world crumbles.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Started playing Cyberpunk 2077. Steep learning curve, but a lot of fun so far. I love that I can make people’s heads explode just by looking at them hard enough.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I think western NY has second winter every year in the second week of April.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Just sayin’.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
“The Adventures of Superman” (1950s) meets Baldur’s Gate 3. Well, that game just got a lot easier, unless the Netherstones are made of kryptonite or something.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Finished Mass Effect 3 today. Good story and worldbuilding overall, as well as development of characters. And despite some of the online commentary, I did like the ending.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Shared with me so I can feel old and now you can too.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
“Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Toronto City Hall by day and by night. I do like this city.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
“What does this monstrosity cost?”
Homer Simpson in the car he designed.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
“Did you even say thank you?”
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Replace “illegal” with “harmful.” Hey, another round of ivermectin, anyone?
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Maybe there will be dragons in this fantasy.
Book title, “The Dragons of Blueland” showing a boy hugging a dragon.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Someone should tell the Tea Party. They had all the opinions on this when Obama was president.
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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Homer Simpson saying, “no I don’t know what schadenfreude is.”
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