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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I actually can’t fucking stand how a good chunk of my daily stress is related to a diaper shitting pedophile leader of another country

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Can anyone legit explain to me how Trump hasn’t been k*lled yet? Like, I actually can’t fathom how there isn’t multiple assassination attempts on the daily? Guillotines…nooses… firing squad… ANYTHING?!? Like obviously they don’t give a FUCK about rule and law, so why do y’all?

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If Tr*mp had his bowels perforated by anything other than pedophilia, I can PROMISE you he’d brag about how he’s the best at shitting in his diaper and no one can fill their diaper as quick as him

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My 9 games that have/are shaping me my9games.net/en/edit

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

*marked safe from latest hetslop song*

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

How I feel every time I put a date on a document I’m saving

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Deciding which new mega to make a team with for Champions M-C

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

As a fan of her since Let Her Burn, I’m 100% gonna flex that I was listening to her before she goes super big ❤️

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

AGE OF THE EXHIBITIONIST!!!! The entire album is so fucking good, literally had full body shivers the first time listening to Visions Again and there’s not a single skip to be had

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I’ve always been confident in my decision to never buy an American made vehicle, but seeing how y’all can’t keep diarrhea out of your lettuce I have zero plans operating a Large Machine made by y’all 😬

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

You really can tell how fucking brain dead the entire Tr*mp administration is by them thinking they could go after Quebec and win. We may regularly jab at them, but Quebec is OUR weird little province to bully.

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I know we’re on the cusp of planet wide climate collapse, but if this super El Niño results in a brown Xmas here I’m not gonna complain…

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I know it’s 400 years later, but with Champions turning all forms of Pokémon games into shiny farms, here’s some of my recent successful hunts. I also got my FIRST shiny charm by finishing the Violet Dex a few days ago 😅

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Maybe it’s such a strong reaction for me due to my evangelical upbringing, but seeing any form of excessive/unnecessary death in media makes me deeply uncomfortable. I think this is a reason I gravitate to animated media…

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Filed under: Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

If you told me five years ago I’d be more excited about a new Rebecca Black album than a new Charlie XCX album I would not have believed you. Anyway, stream Age of the Exhibitionist for the perfect golden hour selfie luck 💅🏻💖

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I’m begging people to stop bringing (non-dual poison) grass types to the fucking Glimmora tera raids

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Fuck these bitchesssssss Doing the 7* Glimmora Tera Raids Some fuckass starts it early, adding an AI that brings GARDEVOIR Of course we lose, and in that process my game crashes, forcing me to restart it and lose at least two Tera battle’s worth of rewards

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Idk why but in every Pokémon game I play (besides Go) I have never been one to nickname my Pokémon and I’m so glad that you can toggle it off for your opponents in Champions

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Question: Do most people remember most of their childhood birthdays distinctly? Like if you were asked what you did for your 9th bd would you know?

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I got the worst sunburn of my life by far this last Saturday. And like, so far the pain from the burn has been expected and tolerable This morning though? Spent a good hour and a half experiencing the most intense and borderline painful itchiness across my entire back that nothing but time soothed

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

brand new chanel$ is Slayyyters best song of anything she’s released holy fuck this song is incredible

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Outside of not liking her most recent album, I’m still sort of devastated that Allie X used so much generative AI in the promos for it. It left such a bad taste in my mouth especially since she kept using it even after significant backlash

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

It’s hard to have a bad day when pictures like this shuffle onto my lock screen

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Can anyone explain to me why the Premiere of a Canadian province with barely 1 M people was invited on OUR TAX DOLLARS to attend Lindsey Graham’s funeral Fuck Scott Moe I hope he drops dead 💖

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Was able to store use a Razer keyboard today and I was able to set up some macros to make receiving possible with much reduced effort

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I want to be able to yap about Champions but everywhere is a mostly straight space. I’m tempted to make my own discord server for queer Champions players…

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Wowee brand new chanel$ fucking SLAPS on repeat now oops

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I want y’all to know this was one of the most difficult decisions ever. Honourable mentions to: Drapion Mandibuzz Mega Malamar Guzzlord Ruinous Pokémon

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Pokemon Tyranitar Roars

ALT: Pokemon Tyranitar Roars

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Egg shells is one of the biggest culprits here. The calcium in the shells is bound pretty tightly and needs acid to dissolve it out. The rate of that process if just mixed into the soil is… incredibly slow.

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

ALSO tomato blossom end rot *whack* is caused mostly by inconsistent watering *whack* NOT *whack* just calcium deficiency *WHACK*

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

People will really put anything besides actual fertilizer in their gardens… huh

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

New phrase: “where the ladybugs are” Meaning: places where homophobic men go to discretely cruise

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Sometimes I get sad,,, and then I remember that the people I went to school with that stayed in the ch*rch will never be able to appreciate horsegiirL and her artistry

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horsegiirL - that's my beach! (Official Video)

YouTube video by horsegiirLVEVO

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Ok day two update… It’s this but in a good way??? Like, idk if it’s just because it’s a higher dose but damn my brain felt both AWAKE and FOCUSED today. Also someone else mentioned vyvanse making them nauseous and like HOLY SHIT MY STOMACH RUMBLED TODAY… IN A GOOD WAY

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Ok hear me out… Dark Tera crown as a hand tattoo

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I’m beginning to believe that the rapid collapse of intelligence and literacy rates due to the use of LLMs is an explicit feature, not a bug… Like, why else are all these (mostly american) billionaires pouring money into a bubble that’s already set to burst?

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I’m gonna avoids caffeine today (🥴) but so far it’s nowhere near as intense as I was anticipating

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Right after graduating I switched to the lowest possible vyvanse dose to give my brain a bit of a break I’ve recently decided to switch back to Concerta at a higher dose, so today might be fun 😅

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

How the fuck am I supposed to open The Internet dot Com™️ without immediately experiencing genuine rage?

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Jackie Cox being on All Stars Canada was a tasteless choice by production Her talent act was also tasteless and I’m glad she went home first 🤷🏻‍♂️

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Spoke to my friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He's still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes ... about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history

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ThiccDadsVaping4Christ @meccorad.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

If Himbos are hot and kind, what am I, if im cute but mean? A shrew?

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*Sableye noises* @orchidbitch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I’ve fairly recently discovered Jane Remover, and Frailty has a chokehold on me. Like, I won’t deny there’s a sorta “just some sounds” vibe at times but like,,, it all just makes sense

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