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Writer of music and words (he/him) (Double-Demi:🩶💙🤍💙🩶+🖤🤍💜🩶) Child-free | AuDHD | 🏳️‍⚧️▲ | #BLM | ❎❎ | ⚛️ | 🎮 | 🎼🎤🎸🎹 (Seattle, WA)

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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 9h
Tell me you have SA accusations against you without telling me you have SA accusations against you
Richard Hanania @RichardHanania
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Watch me discuss the Cornell rape controversy with Michael Tracey.
I think the lesson of this is that women do not want to have casual sex with men they don't know well.
They'll end up hating themselves, being hated by other women, and even seen with contempt by the men involved. This is why these situations turn bad.
Maybe she was assaulted, maybe not, either way it was a terrible decision to make.
Women need to be told the truth.
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 29/09/2026
Because Bksy was built on AI generated popsicle sticks, I saw this and was like "oof, how existential..."
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 28/09/2026
This might be the coolest looking pin in wrestling history (Rhea Ripley's is also good for different reasons)
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 28/09/2026
Here's 9 games. If you ask me next week they'll probably change.
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc(2010)

Persona 4 Golden(2012)

Final Fantasy III (6) (1994)

Star Wars: The Old Republic(2011)


Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers(2019)

Marvel Heroes Omega(2017)

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night(1997)

Forza Horizon 4(2018)

Mega Man 2(1990)
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 26/09/2026
Yo what is happening here
This post above a historic look at the video game Digger
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 22/09/2026
If the rumors are true and Dragon Lee is leaving WWE, can we please add Dragon and Rush to the AEW miracle tag team scene?
Dragon Lee and his brother Rush.
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 22/09/2026
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 17/09/2026
My friend is playing the new FE and sent me this screenshot out of context and I'm just like, is this how the series is? Is this why it's so popular?
Theodora: "What's this? Who are you?
Player choice: 
- Examine her outift
- Examine her feet
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 16/09/2026
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 12/09/2026
okay but I want this shirt this is 🔥
CM Punk shirt in Mexican flag colors
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 11/09/2026
The award for funniest Steam tags goes to:
Sexual Content, Dragons, Casual, Simulation
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 11/09/2026
Me erryday fr
Quote from Khem Val from SWTOR: "What new kink has insinuated itself into the twisted coils of my unfortunate existence?"
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 09/09/2026
I think the thing that frustrates me about how our society functions is how actually stupid everything is in the dictionary definition of the term.
stupid
/stoo͞′pĭd, styoo͞′-/
adjective

    Slow to learn or understand; obtuse. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless.
    a stupid mistake.
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 09/09/2026
This meme is now as much about the democrat establishment as it ever was about republicans.
Meme: "Norway is socialist and they're fine" "They're not socialist they're capitalist with welfare policies" "Okay let's adopt those" "No that's socialism!"
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
Inigo, Fezik, and Vizini
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 07/09/2026
Aside from some real great "Who's On First" bits this opens up, this is about a 2nd-grader's level of thought. This dude has the nuclear codes.
Trump wants to rename New Mexico as "New America"
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 05/09/2026
I used to be all about that GPose life
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 04/09/2026
"We at the NYT constantly dunk on him along with other media even tho he's doing a good job, so a bunch of non-traditional media folks independently report on the good things he does and we don't like it because it interferes with our negative coverage." Saved you a click.
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 02/09/2026
This was made strictly to protect Bluesky employees lol
Bluesky anti-dogpiling policy post
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 01/09/2026
Should be fine. I mean, nothing ever truly bad happened when these two start mixing it up. Must be mid-terms.
Germany blames Russia for drone attack.
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 01/09/2026
No matter what the small annoying vocal minority tells you, the total addressable market for PVP games is incredibly small. In every one of these game/MMO communities, PVP players will (annoyingly and loudly) lead you to believe they're the most important. It's lies.
Steam PVE Survival Crafting fest
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 31/08/2026
Inside me I have crushes on two wolves.
Alexa Bliss and Tatum Paxley
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 31/08/2026
This right?
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 31/08/2026
After one of the coolest wrestling shows ever (AEW All-In), there couldn't be a better "meanwhile, at WWE," post if you tried.
John Cena tells Cody Rhodes to "do the math" in new Clash of Clans ad.
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 29/08/2026
What website do you think this is from? Did you say Steam? Because if you did you'd be correct. All I have to say is: don't fight, y'all should support one another.
Logo for Hentai Vs. Furry championship festival 2026
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 26/08/2026
I want CM Punk to stand in a WWE ring and do a parody promo of John Cena's Bin Laden promo.
Cena telling the audience that Bin Laden was "caught and compromised to a permanent end."
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 26/08/2026
Cher is 80. Someone be on-guard 24/7. Protect her at all costs.
Born Cheryl Sarkisian
(1946-05-20) May 20, 1946 (age 80)
El Centro, California, US
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 26/08/2026
"Ultimately, we are making this game for you," Weird that you're charging for it then. Also pretty sure I asked for another cowboy horse game and not "gritty urban violent depression simulator."
Dear all,

We know that many of you have been waiting to hear from us regarding the events of the past week. It would be an understatement to say that having videos of Grand Theft Auto VI gameplay leak in this way has been heartbreaking for our team, and this is obviously not how we intended for you to see the game after all this time. We are very sorry that everything has taken as long as it has — from getting the game finished (nearly there!) to sharing more details and official gameplay, and providing the community with everything you want to know.

We are very excited for everyone to see the extended look tomorrow. It has taken longer than we wanted to get it ready, but as with everything we do, we know we need to exceed your expectations, and we are determined to deliver at the level you expect and deserve. While it is unfortunate that the intended game experience may now be impacted by some spoilers, we hope that everyone will wait a bit longer to experience the game for themselves on November 19.

We want to thank everyone in the community who has reached out with messages of support this past week — your words have meant more to this team than you can imagine. Ultimately, we are making this game for you, and without you, we would not have the privilege of making games.

We look forward to sharing more with you soon.

Sincerely,
Rockstar Games
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 25/08/2026
Oh hey you're doing the thing in real time!
you participate in society meme
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 25/08/2026
Like seriously wtf are these games? Civilization, X-COM, Rollercoaster Tycoon, Masters of Orion, Mechwarrior... they used to be THE PC publisher.
A bunch of weird war games from Microprose I've never heard of
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 23/08/2026
Baron Corbin will never not look like a wrestling Rob Cordrey
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 23/08/2026
"Which one of you is Mary? ... I'm gonna need your blood." OMG I love Tatum Paxley so much....
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 23/08/2026
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 21/08/2026
People playing Crimson Desert: *googles* Where can I find a badass wolf or raven companion? Meanwhile me:
A tiny french bulldog puppy in a lil helmet and vest
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 21/08/2026
Y'all am I wrong here or is this just some racist bullshit?
Sorry too many to capture. This is a long thread. Link here: https://bsky.app/profile/orchestructive.com/post/3mtmgt7vkpk2z
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 20/08/2026
My cat's face is my new favorite reaction meme
My cat is disappointed in the bullshit you just said.
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 20/08/2026
I feel like Ilja Dragunov vs. Carmelo Hayes were some of the best televised matches in WWE over the last 5+ years.
Dragunov and Hayes doing a wrestle
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 20/08/2026
They figured out a lighting trick to make Kenny Omega look like Dr. Manhattan lol
Kenny Omega glowing for some reasonKenny Omega after being blasted by radiation
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 19/08/2026
amazing..
Among the examples included in the lawsuit is an email from someone who spent $500 on top-tier tickets for a Demon Hunter concert in Albany, New York, believing the tickets were for a KPop Demon Hunters show that they planned to attend with their five- and six-year-old girls.
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 18/08/2026
Honestly, I could do it, but I'd struggle. I'm not good at farming/manual labor. Even with the magic and wife-ing potential of Fields of Mistria, I would be kind of miserable. I think I could hack it if I could convince Juniper to let me work for her in the bathhouse for the year tho...
Juniper from Fields of Mistria
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 18/08/2026
For posterity,
Do not copy from Claude. I wrote a letter and then submitted it to Claude for review. It offered a tiny, tiny formatting edit. I asked if, if I copied the letter with that tiny edit, Claude would watermark the entire letter as AI-generated; Claude said yes, "even though you wrote the substance."
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 18/08/2026
perfection
they blocked me for this lol
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 17/08/2026
You could retitle this map "Places I would never want to live in red" and it would still be 100% accurate.
A map of the US "Fetal Personhood by Law or Judicial Decision"
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 13/08/2026
QTP with a Sword ⚔️
Exor from Super Mario RPG
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 13/08/2026
I normally don't catch Collision but will be seated for this, leaned forward, fingertips together, quietly saying to myself, "mm... yes, good move... mm nice... clever..." the same way I watch a ZSJ match.
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 13/08/2026
The journalism equivalent of doing this
Michael Hobbes definitely saying that Woke 1 was crazy
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 12/08/2026
True story: My friend got me this shirt a long time ago and I wore it around one of my younger GenZ friends and she said "Wait do you guys really have your own fair?" One of the hardest times I've ever laughed in my life.
Chrono Trigger shirt that says "Millennial Fair" on it with a picture of Gato the fighting robot
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 31/07/2026
For reasons both in-ring and out and far too emotional to get into on social media, Brodido is my favorite tag team of all time I just want to give them a hug and say thank you
Brodido cartoon art
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Orchestructive @orchestructive.com · 31/07/2026
This might be my favorite picture of my cat. I feel it captures his essence beautifully.
My cat looking unhinged
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