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Orbit 🦴 edsky

@orbitchews.bsky.social
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17 (08), high sw/cw, he/him (twt: orbitchews) RSPBYF: orbitchews.straw.page alt: @orbitchewz.bsky.social

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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
unskippable ads on DVDs piss me off
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Time to do nothing but laze around all day and watch TV
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
"Oww my hr is 180" Yeah you just got into a boiling hot bath, leaned down multiple times, then stood up 🫩🫩 after leaving the house 2 days in the row. dumbass
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Opened a bottle of pills and fat ass kitty meowed and begged bc she thought they were treats
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Kitty sat in my lap when I was trying to sneak out. I was able to leave tho… I was out for less than an hour bc I got scared by noises
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Posted this on twt too, it became a hit tweet and it reached "normal" ppl damn I genuinely got a person wishing me death over ts?? 😭😭
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Got my blood on my schoolwork that I have to turn in tomorrow, tried to wipe it off and it made it worse. What do I do in this situation
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Birthday kisses and slaps (?) with Curly and her mother… her mama loves her a lot just they are both weird Spots came up multiple times to lick Curly's forehead
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
She's enjoying her 3rd birthday w some whipped cream
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
30 minutes until Curly turns 3 years old
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Couple quick scratches
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
She tried to trip me when I was pacing
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I'm too scared to get any actual depth. but anyways I also had a minor allergic reaction today
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I think the blood looks nice
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I went outside to cvt myself Sounded like a fun idea ngl but I got blood on my hoodie + hand and didn't wanna get caught so this is all I did
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I hate everyone like because I can't trust these fuck ass ppl to not cross contaminate jam w peanut butter I have to use a squeeze bottle that has 5X THE FUCKING CALORIES OF SUGAR FREE JAM
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I'm such a blade hoarder damn
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I ate the onion + veg and bacon wrapped jalapeños but chew spit the steak… fat ass behavior omg
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I didn't do shit today I just stayed in bed and watched Death Note but I ate some ice cream
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
My mom kept saying that it'd "probably be fine" if I ate this and "the warning is just on there so they don't get sued" …🫩
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I forgot how to pet a dog bc I'm used to cats… I think she's judging my efforts
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
cotton candy gum 🤤🤤
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Got tired of the pink so layout change (plus I read Gachiakuta)
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
chew spit this for lunch
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
IT SNOWED 😄😄 (It's hard to get a good pic of it without revealing too much of my yard)
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
It's saying there's snow but there is no goddamn snow. liar THERE ISN'T EVEN RAIN
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
It's almost 5am and I heard two cats fighting in my yard. I went outside n tried to investigate but they ran into this bush and I don't wanna crawl in after
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
fat ass behavior… I'm probably going to have some ribs later too
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Sooo guess who has been slacking and has not done even 1 minute of my assigned schoolwork bc I thought the turn in date was later…
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Anyways might as well chew spit dinner
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
⚠️ TOTALLY accidental scr4tches from earlier today… it was so messy like wth. It got on my thighs, bedsheets, pillow and even my calf too
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Not the best photo but I chew spit a tri tip sandwich (I ate the veggies tho)
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
chew spit bc I was craving pizza
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
My fat ass cat keeps trying to hog my bed
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
huh no wonder I feel like shit ok
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Grilled cheese and apple slices… yay. I'll start a fast after this
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
phone got dropped in a puddle then sorta ran over but I can still play CRK on it
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I'm shit at flipping eggs
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Layout change yay
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Guys it's Gremlin's break-in day!!!! 4 years ago, on Christmas night, she broke into our garage and has lived with us since 🤍 she gets a treat bc it's her day
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas? It sorta looks like a tree (Uhh totally fake fake not real whatever uhh not real bI00d. Totally not.)
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I'M ALWAYS SO LATE TO CHECKING THESE BUT TY!! THE DRAWING IS SO CUTE!!
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Andd my brother is back to casually calling me the F slur. Greattt…
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I didn't track but I had like two half-filled bowls
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Am I going to celebrate my birthday? Probably not much. But I created a whole new layout bc why not 😭
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
My mom made fun of me but flavored floss… because I fucking hate mint dental products
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
It's timeee…
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I was planning on skipping Thanksgiving all together but I was too much of a fat ass. Anyways… banana pudding, roll, veggies, mac n cheese, plus one slice of turkey
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Orbit 🦴 edsky @orbitchews.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
MOTHERFUCKER?? HAVE YOU MET ANYONE WITH MORE THAN MILD ANXIETY??? Not to invalidate but like… bitch some mh conditions are definitely debilitating even w treatment… (Caption + video screenshot for more context)
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