Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I’m going on a trip to my home state in two weeks where I’ll be seeing a ton of people I know, and right now every piece of clothing I own makes me feel yucky and gross 😔 this is notttt the time for a body crisis 000
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 20/05/2026My favorite seasons of Survivor (as of 4/8/24, having seen 1-38): 1. Micronesia (16) 2. David vs Goliath (37) 3. The Australian Outback (2) 4. Redemption Island (22) 5. Blood vs. Water (27) 6. Edge of Extinction (38) 7. All-Stars (8) 8. Heroes vs Villains (20) (Pulled from tw*tter) 100
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 10/05/2026My favorite #Survivor contestants master thread (bringing this over from the other app) 110
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 30/04/2026DM: Don’t triple-d a double-d. A: You should triple-d. Dungeons and Dragons and Dives. #DNDItsDynamiteS3 000
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 16/04/2026J: Why is there so much coral in your backpack? (We are so back) #DNDItsDynamiteS3 120
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 06/01/2026My top emotional Survivor moments (having seen seasons 1-48) 1. Sugar spreading her dad’s ashes (17) 2. Joe comforts Eva (48) 3. Adam’s mom’s passing discussed at reunion (33) 4. 3 people needing medical in 1 challenge (32) 5. Winners at War Family Day (40) 6. Rupert trading spots w/ Laura (27) 100
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Master Wrapped/Replay dump because it’s fun to see my listening change (and also not change lol) 2017-2020 100
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 20/11/2025J: *talking about a big bad* Don’t you have rope? We can tie them up and throw them in the lava. The rest of us: *thinking he’s talking about children* WHAT?!? #DNDItsDynamiteS2 100
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Me: I’m trying not to dongle a dongle! #DNDItsDynamiteS2 110
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Chased the sunrise this morning, 10/10 was exactly what I needed 000
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 09/10/2025K: I went to Three Rivers and took a big ass desk apart. Me: I thought you were gonna say “big ass shit.” K: Well actually, I did that too. #DNDItsDynamiteS2 110
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Me: I look up and see DM deep-throating his mic. J: If I didn’t have teeth, I could take this thing. DM: When I’m a senior citizen, I’m going to give amazing blow jobs. #DNDItsDynamiteS2 100
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Me: I have a camera that prints photos you take on it, or you can hook up your phone and print those photos on the Polaroid paper. P: I have a family-size bag of Chex Mix all to myself. J: …Those seem equivalent. #DNDItsDynamiteS2 120
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Me: You aren’t bardcore unless you live bardcore. #DNDItsDynamiteS2 110
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2025My insulin pump has malfunctioned mid-bolus twice in a four day span, but Tandem won’t replace it until it malfunctions a third time. 🫠 250
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 21/08/2025We haven’t played #DNDItsDynamiteS2 in a bit, but last night the gang was all briefly together so we played Guilty As Sock! and shenanigans ensued. 000
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 05/08/2025I knew the physical portion of recovery from my hysterectomy would be hard, but nothing prepared me for the mental portion. 010
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 03/08/2025When your site fails on the same day that your Dexcom sensor takes a shit. Can you tell when I figured out it was lying to me? 🥴 020
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 23/07/2025I’m not a big movie-watcher, but so far, my hysterectomy recovery has led me to watching: • Pokémon: The First Movie (rewatch) • Fountain of Youth • If I Stay (rewatch) • Zoey 102 • Smokey and the Bandit 110
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 09/07/2025When your blood sugar and the temperature are almost the same lol 020
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 07/07/2025This is why we don’t trust Dexcom on day one! (Numbers in bubbles are actual blood sugar values as verified by fingerstick. As you can see, the new Dexcom sensor is running significantly higher than my actual bgl) 260
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I just said to my spouse, “This monitor has 5 fucking Ks and I can’t use any of them.” 010
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 03/07/2025What will probably be my best shot at ever owning my dream car is about to slip through my fingers because I don’t have an extra $8k, nor am I in New York. 😢 100
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 03/07/2025DM: From the windoooows to the hall 🎵 #DNDItsDynamiteS2 100
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Waiting to hear if you’re approved for surgery hurts almost as bad as the actual surgery, I imagine. 110
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Everyone send your best juju to my insurance company so they allow me the pleasure of having the medical procedure I need. 030
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I was not aware that you could just ask your medical providers for copies of your scans (CT, MRI, etc). This is my leg lol 010
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 04/06/2025My massage therapist was shocked when I said I’m 35. She thought I was 26. This led to me asking her how old she is—22. She wasn’t born when 9/11 happened. She also didn’t know what AIM or MSN Messenger were. “Is that like Omegle?” And I died. 020
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 29/05/2025K: I did it! …what did I do, exactly? #DNDItsDynamiteS2 100
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 21/05/2025If you ever see this shirt for sale anywhere, message me immediately. I don’t care if we don’t know each other. I owned it in 2008-2009 and have been searching for it for years. #JacksMannequin 000
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 15/05/2025DM: Do you want him to EAT the door or just OPEN the door? #DNDItsDynamiteS2 100
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Watching Awkward in 2011: Team Matty. Rewatching Awkward in 2020: Team Jake. Rewatching Awkward in 2025: Team Jenna’s Dad 🥵 000
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I’m calling it now: The events I’m going through at the moment will become my villain origin story. 000
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 30/04/2025My husband: I get jealous of people whose parents care about them. Me: Ditto… 000
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 22/04/2025100% do not recommend getting turned in front of and hit by a semi and then shoved head-first into a dump truck at 40mph. It’s not very much fun. 100
Reposted by AbbyyyAndrea Love, PhD | Biomedical Scientist @drandrealove.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Breast cancer diagnoses rose by over 300% between 1973 and 1992. Was there a breast cancer epidemic?! NO. Mammograms were implemented for screening in 1976. PREVALENCE is a function of being able to correctly diagnose something. This is also about autism. 167167784635
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Last weekend, I got into an event for free with my student ID from when I was in college. Today while getting my blood drawn, sans makeup etc, the phlebotomist remarked how great I look and that I look like I’m in my mid-20s. You guys, I’m 35. Gonna ride this high for quite a while, I fear. 000
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 10/04/2025We’re having therapy in the chat instead of starting our campaign on time. (I’m not mad at it) #DNDItsDynamiteS2 100
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Two of your close friends getting divorced is already not fun. But one of them trying to pit you against the other? This shit sucks. 110
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 20/03/2025“I love Boner (and Tobi the butthole is great)” #DNDItsDynamiteS2 110
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Another day, another lying Dexcom sensor. “No fingerpricks,” my ass. 🙃 (Numbers in bubbles are actual bg, based on fingerprick) 350
Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I’ve reached an age where my classmates / high school friends with older parents are starting to lose them, and I was unprepared for how emotional that could be. 010