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Abbyyy

@orbingpunk.bsky.social
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She/Her. T1D. ADHD. Bisexual. Exvangelical. Photog. Author. Genetic Dead-End. Midwestern transplant to southern Utah. #LGRW #insulin4all Known elsewhere on the internet as itsabbynormal

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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m going on a trip to my home state in two weeks where I’ll be seeing a ton of people I know, and right now every piece of clothing I own makes me feel yucky and gross 😔 this is notttt the time for a body crisis
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My favorite seasons of Survivor (as of 4/8/24, having seen 1-38): 1. Micronesia (16) 2. David vs Goliath (37) 3. The Australian Outback (2) 4. Redemption Island (22) 5. Blood vs. Water (27) 6. Edge of Extinction (38) 7. All-Stars (8) 8. Heroes vs Villains (20) (Pulled from tw*tter)
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
My favorite #Survivor contestants master thread (bringing this over from the other app)
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
DM: Don’t triple-d a double-d. A: You should triple-d. Dungeons and Dragons and Dives. #DNDItsDynamiteS3
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
J: Why is there so much coral in your backpack? (We are so back) #DNDItsDynamiteS3
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
My top emotional Survivor moments (having seen seasons 1-48) 1. Sugar spreading her dad’s ashes (17) 2. Joe comforts Eva (48) 3. Adam’s mom’s passing discussed at reunion (33) 4. 3 people needing medical in 1 challenge (32) 5. Winners at War Family Day (40) 6. Rupert trading spots w/ Laura (27)
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Me: Look at me… a dumbass. #DNDItsDynamiteS2
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Master Wrapped/Replay dump because it’s fun to see my listening change (and also not change lol) 2017-2020
Spotify Wrapped 2017Spotify Wrapped 2018Spotify Wrapped 2019Spotify Wrapped 2020
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
J: *talking about a big bad* Don’t you have rope? We can tie them up and throw them in the lava. The rest of us: *thinking he’s talking about children* WHAT?!? #DNDItsDynamiteS2
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Me: I’m trying not to dongle a dongle! #DNDItsDynamiteS2
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Shoot the damn puck, my god #LGRW
Detroit red wings hockey game on tv
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Chased the sunrise this morning, 10/10 was exactly what I needed
Sunrise over southern UtahSunrise over southern UtahSunrise over southern Utah
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
K: I went to Three Rivers and took a big ass desk apart. Me: I thought you were gonna say “big ass shit.” K: Well actually, I did that too. #DNDItsDynamiteS2
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Me: I look up and see DM deep-throating his mic. J: If I didn’t have teeth, I could take this thing. DM: When I’m a senior citizen, I’m going to give amazing blow jobs. #DNDItsDynamiteS2
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Me: I have a camera that prints photos you take on it, or you can hook up your phone and print those photos on the Polaroid paper. P: I have a family-size bag of Chex Mix all to myself. J: …Those seem equivalent. #DNDItsDynamiteS2
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Me: You aren’t bardcore unless you live bardcore. #DNDItsDynamiteS2
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
My insulin pump has malfunctioned mid-bolus twice in a four day span, but Tandem won’t replace it until it malfunctions a third time. 🫠
Insulin pump with malfunction screenInsulin pump with malfunction screen
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
We haven’t played #DNDItsDynamiteS2 in a bit, but last night the gang was all briefly together so we played Guilty As Sock! and shenanigans ensued.
Screenshot from Guilty as Sock! game
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I knew the physical portion of recovery from my hysterectomy would be hard, but nothing prepared me for the mental portion.
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
When your site fails on the same day that your Dexcom sensor takes a shit. Can you tell when I figured out it was lying to me? 🥴
Screenshot of tandem tslim app
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I’m not a big movie-watcher, but so far, my hysterectomy recovery has led me to watching: • Pokémon: The First Movie (rewatch) • Fountain of Youth • If I Stay (rewatch) • Zoey 102 • Smokey and the Bandit
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Can you tell when my surgery started? Lol
Tandem tslim app screenshot with Dexcom graph showing a rapid spike in blood sugar at 10:30am, when OP’s surgery began
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
When your blood sugar and the temperature are almost the same lol
Apple Watch screenshot
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
This is why we don’t trust Dexcom on day one! (Numbers in bubbles are actual blood sugar values as verified by fingerstick. As you can see, the new Dexcom sensor is running significantly higher than my actual bgl)
Screenshot of a t:slim app screen with Dexcom blood sugar values
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I just said to my spouse, “This monitor has 5 fucking Ks and I can’t use any of them.”
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
What will probably be my best shot at ever owning my dream car is about to slip through my fingers because I don’t have an extra $8k, nor am I in New York. 😢
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
DM: From the windoooows to the hall 🎵 #DNDItsDynamiteS2
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Waiting to hear if you’re approved for surgery hurts almost as bad as the actual surgery, I imagine.
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Where did my graph go 😳
A Dexcom app with no graph
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Everyone send your best juju to my insurance company so they allow me the pleasure of having the medical procedure I need.
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
cook. clean. FORKLIFT. #DNDItsDynamiteS2
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I was not aware that you could just ask your medical providers for copies of your scans (CT, MRI, etc). This is my leg lol
An x-ray of Abby’s left tibia and fibula
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
My massage therapist was shocked when I said I’m 35. She thought I was 26. This led to me asking her how old she is—22. She wasn’t born when 9/11 happened. She also didn’t know what AIM or MSN Messenger were. “Is that like Omegle?” And I died.
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
K: I did it! …what did I do, exactly? #DNDItsDynamiteS2
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
If you ever see this shirt for sale anywhere, message me immediately. I don’t care if we don’t know each other. I owned it in 2008-2009 and have been searching for it for years. #JacksMannequin
A purple Jack’s Mannequin shirt that says “I heart Jack’s Mannequin” but the heart is an orange piano
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
DM: Do you want him to EAT the door or just OPEN the door? #DNDItsDynamiteS2
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Watching Awkward in 2011: Team Matty. Rewatching Awkward in 2020: Team Jake. Rewatching Awkward in 2025: Team Jenna’s Dad 🥵
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I miss who I was on April 21, 2025. 💔
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I’m calling it now: The events I’m going through at the moment will become my villain origin story.
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
My husband: I get jealous of people whose parents care about them. Me: Ditto…
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
100% do not recommend getting turned in front of and hit by a semi and then shoved head-first into a dump truck at 40mph. It’s not very much fun.
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Andrea Love, PhD | Biomedical Scientist @drandrealove.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Breast cancer diagnoses rose by over 300% between 1973 and 1992. Was there a breast cancer epidemic?! NO. Mammograms were implemented for screening in 1976. PREVALENCE is a function of being able to correctly diagnose something. This is also about autism.
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Last weekend, I got into an event for free with my student ID from when I was in college. Today while getting my blood drawn, sans makeup etc, the phlebotomist remarked how great I look and that I look like I’m in my mid-20s. You guys, I’m 35. Gonna ride this high for quite a while, I fear.
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
We’re having therapy in the chat instead of starting our campaign on time. (I’m not mad at it) #DNDItsDynamiteS2
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Original six matchup on ESPN
The ESPN announcer saying the Bruins are “devoid of talent”

The ESPN announcer saying Tarasenko has been “a bit of a disappointment”
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Two of your close friends getting divorced is already not fun. But one of them trying to pit you against the other? This shit sucks.
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
“I love Boner (and Tobi the butthole is great)” #DNDItsDynamiteS2
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Another day, another lying Dexcom sensor. “No fingerpricks,” my ass. 🙃 (Numbers in bubbles are actual bg, based on fingerprick)
Screenshot of tandem application
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I’ve reached an age where my classmates / high school friends with older parents are starting to lose them, and I was unprepared for how emotional that could be.
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Abbyyy @orbingpunk.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
“I am perked up.” —Chris Osgood
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