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@orangepotus.bsky.social
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Mr World Peace here. I’m only best friends with the guys that drop the bombs on innocent people! (Agent Orange Parody)

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Trump arrives in Tehran after signing the Iran deal. 🏳️
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
IN MY DEFENCE, I HAD SOILED MYSELF ALREADY!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
IM REALLY LOVING THAT AMERICAN FLAG BLUE!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Any Day now! I promise!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I am the biggest, strongest & healthiest President in the history of closet gay Presidents!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
What can I say, they love shaking my hand!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I’D LIKE TO THANK MARK CUBAN FOR COMING TO THE WHITEHOUSE TODAY. IT HAD TO BE ONE OF THE MOST ENJOYABLE RING KISSES IVE EXPERIENCED SINCE ELON’S BUNGHOLE KISS ON AIR FORCE ONE OVER THE WEEKEND! MARK HAS AN AMAZING ONE HANDED NAPPY REMOVAL TECHNIQUE LIKE NO OTHER. TYFYATTM DJT.
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
YOU’re WELCOME AUSTRALIA!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Ahhhhh Rick thank goodness for you, my asshole has been polished clean, even after I soiled myself on that stage! Thank You DJT
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
STEPHEN MILLER WILL IMMEDIATELY BE FIRED! IT IS UNACCEPTABLE THAT IRAN IS WINNING THE INTERNET! THOSE LEGGO VIDEOS ARE AMAZING! TYFYATTM DJT
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
FAKE NEWS, JUST LIKE THE FAKE RESCUE OF THE PILOT! BIBI WONT LET THIS CEASEFIRE HOLD, NO WAY! THE WORLD COULD SANCTION ISRAEL??? NAH NEVER!!!!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
TO ALL YOU RADICAL LEFT LUNATICS CRITIQUING MY MASTERFUL DEAL MAKING IN THE IRAN NEGOTIATIONS. I SAY I WILL END YOUR LEFTY CIVILISATION IF YOU DONT STOP CALLING ME TACO BY 8PM WEDNESDAY NIGHT EASTERN TIME! TYFYATTM DJT
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
SOME SAY IM THE GREATEST DEALMAKER IN THE WORLD, IF NOT IN THE HISTORY OF MAN & ANIMAL KIND. I WILL BE REQUESTING WE CHARGE 4M PER BOAT WITH 2M TO BE PAID STRAIGHT TO WORLD LIBERTY FINANCIAL. TYFYATTM DJT
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
GOD BLESS THE PENTAGON & CIA. THEY LISTEN TO ME OPENLY ADMITTING I TAKE USA GEO POLITICAL ADVICE FROM OUR BIGGEST HISTORICAL ADVERSARY AND DO NOTHING ABOUT IT!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
IM A RUSSIAN ASSET, YOU LOW IQ PEOPLE!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
HOLA PENDEJO!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
IM GOOD AT LANGUAGE! SOME SAY MAYBE THE GREATEST EVER SEEN BEFORE, AT LANGUAGE!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
IM GOOD AT LANGUAGE! DJT
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
THIS UNFAITHFUL SO CALLED ALLY WILL PAY THE PRICE, APPROXIMATELY 6.50 PER LITRE BY THE TIME IM FINISHED DESTROYING THE WORLD ECONOMY. TYFYATTM THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER DJTrumpy
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
THANKS TO ME, IM MAKING TERRORISM & ISLAMOPHOBIA GREAT AGAIN!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
& the EPSTEIN FILES!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
NETTY IS GONE, ITS TIME FOR ME TO FOLLOW MY CHILDHOOD HEROS LEAD. YES STARTS WITH AN A ENDS WITH DOLF!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
WELL WHEN YOURE A BIG STAR THEY JUST LET YOU DO IT, OK!!!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I MIGHT BE A DISASTER FOR THE NAPPIES IM WEARING BUT IM THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN TO THIS WORLD SINCE ADOLF HITLER!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
DONT YOU LOVE HOW NO ONE DARES TO STOP ME! HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
FAKE NEWS, SHE CLEARLY WORKS FOR ANONYMOUS, I MEAN LOOK AT HER FACE!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
WHISTLEBLOWING IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN IN MY ADMINISTRATION. IF YOU CANT TAKE A BRIBE THEN SHUT YOUR MOUTH OR ELSE YOU’LL FACE CHARLIEJUSTICE!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
PAM BONDI IS DOING A GREAT JOB! SHES MAKING THE EPSTEIN FILES GREAT AGAIN. MEFGA HAS BEEN A RESOUNDING SUCCESS, ALONG WITH MY DISTRACTION WAR THAT DROWNED OUT THE RAPE ALLEGATION OF KATIE JOHNSON! GREAT SUCCESS!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I DID NOT, ITS NOT LIKE THEY WERE 12 OR ANYTHING!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
YES IT WAS HER WHITE HOUSE ISSUED DJT MUSHROOM HEADED DILDO! I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF MAKING A MOLD OF MY YOOHOOKNOWWHAT & ITS A CONDITION OF EMPLOYMENT THAT EVERY CABINET MEMBER USE IT! THIS DOESN’T EXCLUSE RFK JR & JD! IM TOLD KID ROCK LOVES IT ALSO! TYFYATTM DJTDILDOS
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
THERE IS NO DISPUTE THAT WE ARE THE GREATEST CABINET AT DECLARING HOW GREAT WE ARE! ISN’T SELF ENDORSEMENT THE STRONGEST PROOF OF SUPREME COMPETENCE?
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
WE ARE DEFINITELY THE BEST! THERE’S NEVER BEEN A BETTER ASSEMBLY OF EPSTEIN FRIENDS IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DJT
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
IF I CAN’T IMPOSE MY TARIFFS, I’M GOING TO FORCE THEM TO BUY MY TRUMP WATCHES, CRYPTO, GOLD TRAINERS & USED NAPPIES! TYFYATTM DJT
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I LOVED NANNA, SO MUCH SO I HAVE ADOPTED HER RESTING BITCHFACE!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
HOW GOOD AM I AT FLOODING THE ZONE. EVERYONE FORGOT ABOUT MY TEENAGE GANGBANGS ALREADY! THANK YOU FOR YOUR INATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! DJT.
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I’m going to grab Greenland by the pussy, whether they like it or not!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I’m the Peace President! Nevermind the threats of war with Venezuela, Iran, Mexico, Cuba, Panama, Greenland, Colombia just to name a few!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
BUBBA SAYS IM THE BIGGEST AND BEST BLOWJOB IN HISTORY!!!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I LOVE THE CHRISTIANS! I ALSO LOVE THE MUSLIMS IF THEY ARE SQUIDJILLIONAIRES!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
YES WE OPENED SOME LAST MINUTE INVESTIGATIONS ON EVERYONE OTHER THAN JEFFREY’S BEST PAL! FANCY THAT! TYFYATTM DJT
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
WHISTLEBLOWERS FROM THIS DAY FORTH WILL BE CALLED MARJORIE TAYLOR BROWNS! (Because my guacamole turns from green to brown when it comes out of my ass & ends up on Pam Bondi’s nose).
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
MURDER IS MY FAVOURITE GEORGE!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
THIS IS INCORRECT! MBS PROMISED TO INVEST 100 TRILLION SQUIDJILLION EPSTEILIONS IN THE USA! HE IS A GREAT PATRIOT! TYFYATTM DJT!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
THE PEOPLE LOVE ME! THATS WHY WE WILL DO A STRING OF RALLIES AWAY FROM THE DANGEROUS RADICAL CITIES OF CHICAGO, LOS ANGELES & NEW YORK. I WILL TELL THEM ABOUT GROCERIES, SUCH AN OLD FASHIONED WORD “GROCERIES”I MAY EVEN FAKE ANOTHER ASSASSINATION FOR SHITS & GIGGLES! TYFYATTM DJT
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
ITS TRUE, I SPENT HOURS WITH THE REDACTED VICTIM AT MY PALS HOUSE! WE SPENT TIME IN OUR PYJAMAS PLAYING CONNECT 4, TWISTER & DRAWING DOODLES, ALTHOUGH I DONT LIKE TO DRAW! WE ENJOYED HOT COCKO, WELL AT LEAST SHE DID! TYFYATTM. DJT
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
SOMETIMES MY DEPENDS CAN LEAK OK!
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I WILL PAY OUT 600B TO ELON, JEFF & MARK, OH AND MY USELESS SONS & DAUGHTERS OF COURSE! TYFYATTM DJT
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
2,000 COMES WITH A FREE TWINKIE AS WELL. TYFYATTM DJT
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
IF THEY DONT GIVE TRUMP A PIECE OF THE PIE, THEY GO BOOM BOOM! DJT
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Donald Trump @orangepotus.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
IM SO MUCH BETTER LOOKING THAN THIS MAMDUMMY GUY ARENT I?
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