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Xzan

@orangecat.catsmp.gay
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Stupid fucking cat One of the seven writers of the not so hit fan fic: Nosferatu's CatSMP Hijinks: archiveofourown.org/users/CatSMP/ps…

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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 06/07/2026
Robo-Ky, the best character forever. He's so fun to play, I can actually ignore how much I hate the air dashing.
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 30/06/2026
Oh I love it, Iove it sooo muuuch!
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 27/06/2026
We're so fucking back baby!
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 27/06/2026
Oh gods, Chapter 5 weird route is soooo much worse than I thought it would be. What the fuck.
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Raelcun @raelcun.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'm so happy that @gamesdonequick.com is giving me the chance to showcase @minodev.bsky.social 's Maiden & Spell this SGDQ. Single character story run on hard difficulty, bid war to choose between: - Hero of Frost - Royal Arcanist - Silent Redhood - Sun Priestess I hope you all give it a watch!
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 24/06/2026
So, not only are we getting Robo-Ky soon... but a whole ass character for Blazblue Centralfiction? Holy shit! Arc Sys is winning in my book.
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 15/06/2026
Still waiting for Robo-Ky news...
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride month you buncha queers
Inside you are two bricks:
Throw me at a Fascist
Use me to build community
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WeskAlber @weskalber.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
In light of recent events #FFXIV #FF14
REPOST IF CHORT
OR IF TRANS RIGHTS

in the middle is chort in front of the trans flag
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Bella 🔜 MAGFEST🌸 🔞 @unitbel27.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Alternatively for the fems
Get in touch with your gun-toting, estrogen pumping, cold-blooded murdering side.
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Skysupercharged @skysupercharged.github.io · 07/05/2026
chaos from hades: "hey guys"
skylanders from skylanders: "We're here to kill Kaos"
chaos from hades: "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED"
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 29/04/2026
Shiiit, I got caught up in FF14. Tomorrow for sure! I promise!
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 28/04/2026
Thinking about doing a stream tomorrow. Armored Core: Project Phantasma is up next! The return of Armored Lime is upon us!
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 14/04/2026
It's decided, stream in 30 minutes. Armored Core is the game. The first one! (Wow!) See you then!
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 14/04/2026
To stream with loud ass construction or to not stream with loud ass construction. That is the question...
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 14/04/2026
Alright, hi all, stupid cat here. I'm thinking about like, streaming tomorrow at some point. (Yay!) So, I'll see y'all there or something like that. Here's the channel: www.twitch.tv/xzan255
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 26/02/2026
Great. This is awesome actually. No more Xzan worship! I have normal friends again!
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 21/02/2026
Meow
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 17/02/2026
I am sooooo fucked.
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 15/02/2026
I Hired This Xzan Fumo To Stare At You
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 13/02/2026
Oh yeah. So like, I'm gonna end up streaming. At some point. PNGtuber go!
Orange cat furry with a black hoodie.
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 12/02/2026
Having to explain Guilty Gear lore is crazy.
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Neil Cicierega @neilcic.com · 12/02/2026
Unused iron-on from 1984. I'm afraid to try and transfer it, so it's just art for now
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 11/02/2026
Well, that was the most active that I will ever prolly be.
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 10/02/2026
Finally. I can start streaming now that the CatSMP Awards Show is done being recorded. Should be fun, I hope.
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 31/01/2026
I like this image. It's pretty funny to me.
Gian mech on a snowboard
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 24/01/2026
Help, I'm starting to think that my friends are become depraved lunatics, how do I fix this?
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 24/01/2026
Jeff
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 19/01/2026
Math is pretty tasty when you think about it.
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 17/12/2025
@silverpapercat.bsky.social You gotta be playing New Vegas. I'm harassing you like you asked.
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 04/12/2025
I got nothing for this month guys. Uhmm... Uhhh... Meow?
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Skysupercharged @skysupercharged.github.io · 29/11/2025
Land a successful attack on Dyna Blade's head
A screenshot depicting someone playing Kirby Air Riders, overlaid with various images, including but not limited to: Multiple semi-transparent images overlaid on top of eachother covering the entire screenshot, an objective from Hitman in the top left, saying to eliminate a target, but with the name replaced with Dyna Blade, a dinner plate covered in a low-poly model of Dyna Blade, a render of Susie (Kirby) in the bottom left with Dyna Blade's head over her, a City Trial event notification at the bottom with it's message replaced with Santa from Grinch's Ultimatum offering Grand Wheelie and Kracko, an image of the Series 2 Sonic Boom figure from Skylanders Giants, a sprite of Robo-Ky from Guilty Gear producing miniature copies of himself, and multiple notifications from the game saying "Land a successful attack on Dyna Blade's head".
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 18/11/2025
Hi, cat here. I love yuri. Best content around.
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 25/10/2025
Meow
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 24/09/2025
I'm going insane. The grind shall be legendary.
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Silver "Skateboard" Shorthair @silver.catsmp.gay · 07/08/2025
My friend @xzan255.bsky.social asked some sort of thought experiment or whatever and in response I drew a comic where she throws a brick at me and breaks one of my ribs #art #comic #premonition
PANEL 1: Orange catgirl (Xzan) says "Hey Silver!" and throws a brick at another catgirl (Silver) on the left.
PANEL 2: The brick travels closer to Silver.
PANEL 3: X-ray perspective on Silver showing that the brick broke one of her ribs.
PANEL 4: Silver has fallen over. There is a bloodstain on her shirt and the brick, and in the background there is text spoken by Xzan that says "If I were to throw a something at your right side and it went behind you, did I throw it to your right side or did I throw it behind you? Now, if you were to ask were it went, and I said" before gradually fading out.
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rory (moved) @mooncattes.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
gaming out of my mind rn
the dawntrail title screen displayed on a red nintendo 3ds
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Ourple @xenomalmot.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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JaiTM (Greenhouse Hater Arc) @jaitheslime.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 11/02/2025
Jeff Jeff Jeff
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rkrobin.bsky.social @rkrobin.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
A friend!
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 03/02/2025
Jeff is not a pirate, I ment Viking.
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 03/02/2025
If I was Jeff the pirate, I would just shot the man!
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 23/01/2025
You know, maybe completing every sidequest ever in FF14 sounds like a really, and I mean really, bad idea. I'll do it anyways.
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Xzan @orangecat.catsmp.gay · 18/01/2025
Hey all, not so local gamer here!
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