Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 14/09/2026"Can it write poems too?" he asked. The technician was interested only in mathematics and markets, so he spared just one word in response. "Sure!" 000
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 03/09/2026Indeed, all of my pens, pencils and notebooks appear unaffected by this outage. I was able to write four pages of a novel despite the industrial-theft network being down. 0180
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 31/08/20262042 days and still no closer to the latina phenotype, what am I doing wrong? 0110
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 16/08/2026I was in Naples last year and there were pictures of her EVERYWHERE. 150
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 06/08/2026You call them thieves but I say it's just a group of recycling enthusiasts who choose to work in anonymity, the sincerest form of public service. 040
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 25/07/2026I'm curious what's going on at the Portland airport that this sign is necessary. 350
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 27/05/2026But according to JP Morgan, "...the accelerating pace of oil inventory depletion will ultimately force the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, one way or another" and they "envision(s) the Strait reopens in June anchored on June 1 for simplicity..." 100
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 03/04/2026lol. lmao even. "A sloppy, likely vibe-coded mistake in the actual malware implementation led it to turn into a fork bomb." "... without this error it would have gone unnoticed for much longer. The malware's own poor quality is what made it visible." futuresearch.ai/blog/no-prom... 140
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 03/04/2026We had this when I was growing up. In this case, maybe amend it to "I think you should be more explicit in steps one and two." But hey, policy-shmolicy. 120
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 02/02/2026Is it good when your YouTube ad—for a product with a name eerily similar to something a masked man famously used to kill a Sicilian—features an "ER doctor" (who appears to be evading authorities in the backyard of a Boca Raton repo) telling me in bold letters that it's totes safe? 120
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 25/01/2026Someone tell ComAve. They were advertising on the side boards of today's match. 110
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 17/01/2026It's about 50%. At face value it seems like a lot, but maybe the fact that most Americans hate paying taxes while nearly 90% of Danes *happily* pay theirs says something about ROI. Great infrastructure and services, healthy and happy population, high standard of life seems worthwhile. 100
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 02/10/2025Safeway was open after all. I think they have the sign turned off so it's less of a target for enemy airstrikes. Unfortunately, the store's been picked clean of nearly everything. Empty shelves reminiscent of the worst days of COVID-19. Rationing in effect. Devastation everywhere you turn. 020
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 21/09/2025"Well, I'm sorry. Ah... If the pilot's good, see. I mean, if he's really sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low, you ought to see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane, like a '52, vroom! There's jet exhaust, flyin' chickens in the barnyard!" 000
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 15/09/2025Maybe there's less need for protected bike lanes because drivers in Japan a) don't drive enormous killing machines, b) don't/can't reach high speeds in busy metropolitan areas, c) live in a respectful culture, and d) aren't aggressively trying to run down cyclists at every opportunity. 000
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 25/07/2025Say, two thousand, three, three Party over. out of time But for now, we're still supporting Version "C" with a one-nine 010
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 23/06/2025Qatar Airways: "We fly to over 170 destinations*." * Except Qatar 000
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 14/06/2025I don't know where to start with this photo from an Amazon review by "gavin" for a dash camera/rear-view mirror combo. The seat and center console doilies? THE CHANDELIER DOME LIGHT? Stay classy, Gavin. www.amazon.com/WOLFBOX-Mirr.... 110
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 23/05/2025For those following along at home, this is a menu for a typical ramen place in Tokyo. It's outside. You push buttons for what you want, drop in coins, get a ticket, and wait. Someone will come get you and seat you when your food is ready. 120
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 23/05/2025Visiting Japan spoiled me. Got to my hotel late. The only open place was "fast food" ramen. Entire meal was about $7 USD (including egg & drink) and they tweezed in the garnish like it was a Michelin restaurant. The photo doesn't do justice to how ample the serving was. 1111
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 22/04/2025Ooh, ooh, Lien Waiver You deceive, but this doesn't look quite right Ooh, ooh, Lien Waiver You deceive in the hopes that I will bite (Apologies to Gary Wright) 000
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 07/04/2025This is Japan's equivalent of an F-150. To most Americans, this looks like a toy, but the Japanese seem to have a thriving economy and vibrant small business sector that doesn't require shuttling 1000s of pounds of stuff around in giant pedestrian- and road-crushing behemoths. 050
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 06/03/2025My "Protect Trans Kids" t-shirt from @knifewearknives.bsky.social is raising a lot of questions already answered by my #ProtectTransKids t-shirt. Mostly, "I love your t-shirt, where did you get it?" 172
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 07/02/2025In January, more than 120 Starlinks deorbited. "The sustained rate of daily reentries is unprecedented," says Jonathan McDowell, an astronomer at the Harvard Center for Astrophysics. "They are retiring and incinerating about 4 or 5 Starlinks every day." Coincidence? (Details in alt text) 040
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 26/01/2025Enjoying some fresh Canadian salmon before the tariffs hit. (Got a little sloppy with the chili sauce.) 030
Sean Scott @oraclesean.com · 21/01/2025Anticipating a day this will be broadcast by state media into every home on displays that turn on automatically and can't be muted or unplugged. 030