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Oracle Park Seagull

@oracleseagull.bsky.social
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I'm that Gull. The one you see at the end of @ SFGiants games.

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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Checking in. True statement.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
That game was UUUUUUGGGGLY. #DubNation
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Approved.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Update: the Sharks have given up 17 goals in 7 periods of hockey. Professional National Hockey League Hockey.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Stay hot Heliot. #SFGiants
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I guess I gotta be the one to say it. The Sharks have given up 14 goals in the last two days. While only scoring 2. Something is broken.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Happy Opening Day!
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Tell me you’re ready for #sfgiants  #openingday with out telling me you’re ready for opening day. I’ll go first.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The Warriors know there’s a 4th quarter, right?
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Line drive. It. Is. OUTTA HERE! #Ramos #SFGiants
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Seagull bracket time of death: 2:24pm. Reminder to never pick St John’s or a Pitino team again.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Oh Hai!
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Here’s your bi-annual reminder that Daylight Saving Time is still a thing. Even though back in 2018, 59.75% of CA voters said they wanted no more time changes. ballotpedia.org/California_P... youtu.be/br0NW9ufUUw
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Daylight Saving Time - How Is This Still A Thing?: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
“Ex-New York Islander Evgeni Nabokov” is quite the start of the sentence, especially when they’re playing the Sharks.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
#SJSharks: We’ve won two in a row! We’re going streaking! #Avs:
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Not starting off great. #DubNation
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
That was not good. #BondAtTheOscars
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Turning James Bond into a dance number is certainly a choice. #Oscars
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Forgot the time: started at 12:10. So NOW!
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
If you want to watch a Giants game: MLB Network free game of the day is #SFGiants @ #Mariners. Unfortunately, it’s a Seattle broadcasting team feed. Beggars can’t be choosers, I suppose?
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Denzel is on the team?!?
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Sigh. Yup. Jets score 2 in about a min and a half after the Sharks lead for 92% of the game. Final: Jets 2 - SJS 1
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Sharks really need to work on closing games out.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Sharks got hosed on a horrible penalty call again.
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Maria I. Guardado @miguardado.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Here’s Bryce Eldridge hitting a 450-foot bomb off Matt Festa:
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Oh hello Mr Eldridge. That home run was quite the bomb! Welcome to the #SFGiants!
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Baseball is back! Jon Miller and Duane Kuiper’s voices calling a game really is the #SFGiants version of the Groundhog seeing his shadow. Spring is right around the corner!
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Ok. If you charge for a streaming service, you do not get to run ads. These are two different revenue models and they conflict with user experiences. Pissing people off and burning brand goodwill. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
"Move fast and break things" sounds like some bold techbro vision of innovation, but it's also the same motto of thieves who want to do a smash-and-grab and get the fuck out before anybody can catch them.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Oh, I definitely think that Musk is going to be a scapegoat at some point. <popcorn eating> until this relationship implodes.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hear me out. Trump wants to fire Musk, but doesn’t have the balls to do it. So he just sits there emasculated behind the desk while Musk does whatever he wants to each government department that impedes his companies. Change my mind.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Why was that a penalty shot? #sjsharks
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Sharks got robbed. That was a goal.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Bad news update. I did not win said silent auction.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
At a fundraiser auction. I am 100% biding on a signed Will Clark bat that he signed “fuck the Dodgers”
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
So many California water experts all over these days.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Hold up. The dude had a worm in his head, that ate part of his brain. Then republicans are like, yea we’re ok with him running our health care?
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Maxwell Millington @maxweezy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Former Vice President Kamala Harris and Doug Emhoff are in attendance at the Fire Aid benefit concert in Los Angeles.
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NewsTalk BLUE @dailycast.news · 31/01/2025
Stevie Nicks performs her song 'Landslide' dedicated to Santa Rosa Fire Dept for saving her home. Fire Aid concert bringing in millions of dollars for victims of the LA fires. You can donate at fireaidla.org
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Ok. This #FireAid concert is pretty awesome. fireaidla.org
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Homepage - FireAid
Join us for an evening of music and solidarity. The FireAid benefit concert will be held at Intuit Dome on January 30th dedicated to rebuilding communities that have been devastated by wildfires.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I knew your number was “111111111111”
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
The “do not call” registry is a joke. This is just today:
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Stop being cute or funny for likes. Call it what it is. Dentation Centers/Camps. Use the platform. They are.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Both the SJSharks and the GSWarriors have “closing out games” issues this year. So many lost leads and losses in the final quarter/periods.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Ohhh. Things gonna get pretty awkward tonight.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I’m watching Inglorious Bastards tonight. For no good reason at all.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 18/01/2025
Post from March 2023.
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Oracle Park Seagull @oracleseagull.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It’s done!
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