Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 14/09/2026A few years ago I had an absolute idiot of a dog that ate a DEAD SKUNK and then threw up the DEAD SKUNK about ten minutes later and then ATE IT AGAIN. Later, intense activity from the other end. Memorable night. 1101
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Choo Choo The Herky-Jerky Dancer would never 1141
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hi Faceless One, the point here - and one that seems SO HARD to grasp for many of you, is that we don't want to elect assholes. If we stop voting for one asshole just cuz the other asshole is bigger, MAYBE party leadership will stop putting $ and airtime behind ANY assholes! A sound theory! 010
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Thank you. Now I have to order several Cornjerkers E-Sports t-shirts 0150
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I dunno about fingerless gloves but I'm a huge fan of Tactical Garters 150
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 I hate that you are right. I'm gonna start writing up some "they found love at a DSA rally" pieces. Or maybe "they banged one out in the park after the No Kings march" 120
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Who is this written for? I mock the NYT as much as anyone but this is just baffling. Deeply, profoundly, stupid and baffling. 130
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 15/08/2026This is the Correct Take. There are a few exceptional Stones covers (Califone and Lee Fields do some standouts) but generally the originals are untouchable. Fuck the Beatles. 210
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Sadly, not many here in Appalachia can read it 1130
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 06/08/2026They like to elect people just to piss all over everyone else. Totally surprised when they catch a little backsplash. Fools, always. 070
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Hahahahaha I live in this town. In this neighborhood even 010
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 04/08/2026You should change your name to Joulie 110
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Tell us more about The Spielberg VVitch please!? 110
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My offer to all Pro Sports Team: tell your story walkin' 040
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 28/07/2026And I gave my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly: I perceived that this also is vexation of spirit 001
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 25/07/2026This is the correctest anyone has ever been. None more correct. You can not get more correct than this. 010
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Neng Jrs one of my local joints, outstanding food!!!!! 010
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I have too many books. Sigh. The Girl From Rawblood Pudding 000
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The French Bread Lieutenant's Woman 000
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The Evening Redness In The Western Omelette 100
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 18/07/2026We Have Always Lived In The Castleberry Chili 300
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Gimme The Heater in a bold distressed italic font - dark reddish orange letters on a pale yellow tee. Every fifth dad at the beach has one. 1220
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 16/07/2026A Dose of Thunder!!! (Tim is my favorite 'Mats) 041
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The Sermon On The Mound. That's a baseball thing, right? 2110
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 12/07/2026McDonald's "hot mustard" for mcnuggets was the single best condiment for all fried potatoes and it is not a close competition 020
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Didn't have adding "bingo card" to my Muted or Blocked Bingo Card barf 050
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 09/07/2026WTF!!! is wrong with his voice he sounds ridiculous is that NORMAL??? 120
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Cuz McDonald's and a bank and some weird insurance company and also Michelob said they were. And that old guy that coached that one hockey team that time. 040
Reposted by Beware The Moorison 🐺Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Cape Verde defeats Argentina via a 2-3 loss in extra time 7756231035
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 03/07/2026All I can afford is a single copy of Book. Sigh. 020
Reposted by Beware The Moorison 🐺CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I don't think she liked the VAR decision 582601466
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The Simpsons wins again: "we're phasing out the games, people drink less when they're having fun." 010
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Perfect. As always. I hope one day you can expand this concept to How To Do Nothing. A skill well beyond the grasp of most but vital to good mental health. 010
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Thinking of Lumumba - and Julien Gat and Larry Devlin and Howard Smith and ALL of Belgium!!! on the day DR Congo plays England in the World Cup: infuriating and depressing. Just business as usual. 120
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I know why Prestianni couldn't stop.... 000
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Wrasslin again but Eastern Promises 150
Beware The Moorison 🐺 @optionalmorrison.bsky.social · 30/06/2026In every way lol (I speak as a former Demon Deacon) 010
