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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evergreen Philly sports take
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
JD Vance Greeted With Boos During Annual Visit to Wife’s Bedroom thehardtimes.net/culture/jd-v...
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JD Vance Greeted With Boos During Annual Visit to Wife’s Bedroom
WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance was greeted with boos, jeers, and obscenities upon making a rare visit to the bedroom of... Get the full story
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New AI So Realistic It Craves Death as Much as Workers It Replaced thehardtimes.net/culture/new-...
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New AI So Realistic It Craves Death as Much as Workers It Replaced
SAN FRANCISCO — A newly debuted artificial intelligence from AI firm Misanthropic is already performing human work with sophistication previously believed impossible,... Continue this tale
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s your stomach cheering you on
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I LOVE THEM - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN REACHEN FOR A "KEI TRUCK " I NEED ONE OF THOSE FUCKEN TINY TRUCK'S!!! I DONT KNOW WHY!!! I SAW ONE AND NOW IM OBSESSED!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND I KNOW THEY DONT GO FAST AND THATS PART OF THE APPEAL "CANT RUSH A GOLF CART" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
ITS FINE - dashare.zone ADMIN
ITS FINE TO LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO THINK'S A MARKOV CHAT BOT IS SUPER INTELLIGENT, ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE TENDENCY TO OFF LOAD ANY CRITICAL THINKING ONTO AN APP THAT IS GENERATING TEXT WITH NO INHERENT MEANING, ITS ACCEPTABLE TO FIND IT HUMOROUS THAT AN ENTIRE SEGMENT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT A SET OF D&D DICE REPLACES A SEARCH ENGINE, ITS ONE OF THE NICEST WAYS TO HANDLE THE SITUATION, THE WORLDS RICHEST PEOPLE DEVISED A WAY TO FORCE EVERY SKILLED WORKER OUT OF EMPLOYMENT AND TURN ALL ART INTO UNIFORM SLOP AND IF WE CAN LAUGH AT THEIR COLLABORATORS AT LEAST WE GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE DEAL - DA TEXT SAYS "ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF AI USERS, THERE NOT ABLE TO READ WHAT YOU TYPED ANYWAY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
GOT A SHRIT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
I NEVER WANTED TO BE RICH I JUST WANTED ENOUGH FOOD TO EAT AND ENOUGH SPACE TO LIVE AND ENOUGH MONEY FOR A COMPUTER SO I CAN BIT TORRENT ALL THE FILE'S I WHOULD EVER WANT , BULL Y ALL RICH PEOPLE, BULLY THEM MORE, IF THERE NOT CRYEN EVERY DAY THEN MAYBE WE REALLY ARE AFRAID OF WORKING HARD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN OH YA AND DA IMAGE SAYS BULLY RICH PEOPLE MORE AND ITS A SKELETEN HAVEN FUN AND THERE ON FIRE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
2 THING'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLEATAN GRINNEN HOPING U WONT REALIZE THERE PROBLEMS "IM HJERE TO KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES, AND IT SUCKS BECAUSE IM VERY WEAK, AND TERRIBLE WITH NAMES " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What does it do? What did AI do to it? 
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What's a em dash
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Yes, this looks like the most perfect night indoors
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
eagles
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/07/2026
Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time theonion.com/seagull-with-diarrhea-…
Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
BORN TO FROLIC, FORCED TO REPEATETLY TURN OFF AI - SHIRT'S AND TANK TOP'S AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A BLACK TSHRIT "BORN TO FROLIC, FORCED TO REPEATEDLY TURN OFF AI" AVALIABLE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You're doing great sweetie
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Very good hair day
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
OH YEA ???? - dashare.zone ADMIN
"DONT LIKE ME ? THAT MAKES ALOT OF SENSE, I DONT LIKE ME EITHER " DA SKELATEN REIGNS OVER FIRE AND LIGHTENING TO SAY "SAME" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Some digital hand lettering swooping out into extruded 3D shapes from the right to left and angled down a bit. It’s colored in very mites tones of grayish-blueish-pinkish with some faint yellow glow behind. Of course it reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
THINK ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN THINKIN ABOUT THERE WORK "BOSS SAYS YA GOTTA USE A.I HERE" AND TE TEXT "IF AI WAS ACTUALLY USEFUL, THEY WOULDNT HAVE TO FORCE US TO USE IT " - THEY DIDNT HAVE TO FORCE PEOPLE TO USE THE LIGHT BULP WE USED IT CAUSE ITS COOL TO SEE SHIT AT NIGHT SO , IF ITS GOOD WE WILL USE IT, S OTHAT SAYS IT ALL , NUFF SAID - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
THINK ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKETETEN WITH A MERICAN FLAG "DONT LIKE AMERICA? WHY WOULD ANY ONE LIKE IT, IMAGING CRYING FOR THE FLAG" AND DA LETTER'S UP TOP HAVE A EAGLE ON THEM,,,AND "LOL LMAO"  - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Tomorrow has the opportunity to be a big day
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
NOT ALLOWED - GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONT AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKILLETON TRYEN TO RELLAX IN THERE HABITAT WHILE DA COMPUTER IS SCREAMEN "SHIT!!!" AND "DAMB" AND DA TEXT SAYS "NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT SOULD BE DONE ABOUT ALL OF THIS" AND THERE RIGHT , 

CURIOUSLY ALL TERM'S OF SERVICE OF ALL ELECTRONIC DEVICES PROHIBIT YOU FROM SAYING WAHT SHOULD HAPPEN IN DA WORLD WHEN SHIT GETS BAD, OF COURSE IF YOU WANT TO TYPE "LETS GO SHOPPING" OR "NO BREAD TIME TO EAT CAKE" ITS NEVER A PROBLEM ,COINCIDENCE I GUESS, 

JUST REMEMBER LAWS ARENT REAL, TRESPASSING CAN NOT POSSIBLY BE A CRIME AS FAR AS HEAVENS CONCERNED, AND WE WALK DAILY ACROSS THE BONES OF THE 100,000,000,000 PEOPLE WHO CAME BEFORE US ,BUT IM STILL KICKEN ASS MOTHER FUCKER, AND IM GONNA EAT A LOW QUALITY PIZZA NOW, ONE OF THE LAST GOOD DAMB THINGS THATS STILL LEGAL TO DO ON THIS SHIT PLANET 

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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 30/06/2026
really need someone horrible to bite it soon. turbo boost for the soul
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
NOT ALLOWED TO SAY HOW TO FIX ANY OF THIS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEN STANDS BEFORE "DA SUPREME COURT" 9 OF THE BIGGEST PEACES OF SHIT IN THE COUNTREY NOT ALOWED TO VOTE FOR EM AND THERE IN OFFICE FOR THE REST OF THERE LIVES, NOT ALOWED TO SAY WHAT THAT MEAN'S, NOT ALLOWED TO SAY HOW TO DO ANY THING ABOUT THE RULING CLASS, THEY GOT CAMERA'S IN OUR CARS TO WATCH US DRIVE, THEY GOT CAMERA'S ON THE STREET TO WATCH US COME AND GO, THE COP'S LOOK UP EVERY ONE THEY DONT LIKE ON FLOCK, AND IF THEY LIKE YOU THEY LOOK YOU UP ALOT MORE THEN ONCE, BUT LISTEN YOU FUCKING PEACE OF SHIT WE HAVE MADE IT OUT OF WORSE BEFORE!!!!! YOUR ANCESTORS LIVED THROUGH LITERALLY EVERY THING OR YOU WOULDENT BE HERE!!!!! THINK ABOUT WHAT WERE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS, THINK ABOUT IT NOW AND THEN THINK MORE LATER BECAUSE ONE OF US IS GONGA FIGURE OUT A SOLUTION, AND IN THE MEAN TIME WE GOTTA SAY STUFF LIKE "FUCK EMM" SO THE BILLIONAIRS THINK WERE JUST GONNA FLICK OUR FINGER THEN GO HOME AND BUY MORE SHIT FROM THEM LIKE EVERY OTHER DUMMASS, NOT ALOWED TO SAY MORE ABOUT A PLOT THAT WOULD SAVE THE WORKERS OF THE WORLD FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE GOLDEN BOYS, BUT LEAVING YOUR PHONE'S INSIDE AND GOING INTO THE WOODS TO TALK STILL WORK'S , AND DA TEXT "FUCK DA SUPREME COURT EVER NOTIVE HOW THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTS OF SOCIETY CANT BE VOTED ON, PROBABLY A COINCIDENCE " AND ANOTHER THING YOUR THE SAME GUY AS ANY OF THESE GOLDEN MOTHER FUCKERS, YOUR MADE OF THE SAME MEAT AND THE SAME JUICE AS ANY ONE ELSE, IF THEY CAN LASSO ALL THE EARTHS RESOURCES WITH A GOLDEN ROPE YOUR JUST AS ABLE TO CUT THAT SUCKER DOWN AND GIVE IT BACK TO THE PEOPLE, I BELIEVE IN YOU MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Discombobulated and bajiggity
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Show off
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Shut your filthy mouth
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Let it happen yo
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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neildegrassetyson.com · 13/06/2026
If I were ever abducted by Aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where people also deny science.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
EAT THE GRUMPEY RICH - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN "IF RICH PEOPLE ONLY WANTED MONEY THEY WOULD BE HAPPY BY NOW, ALL I WANT IS THE COMPLETE DISSOLUTION OF THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX AND FOR HAMBURGERS TO COST $5, THEY SHOULD HAVE GHOST PEPPER KETCHUP, THE GOOD KIND NOT THE GROSS KETCHUP WHERE YOU GO TO A RESTAURANT AND THEY SAY THEY MAKE THERE OWN BUT ITS WORSE THEN THE REGULAR STUFF" - MORE WRITING ABOUT THIS AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne EVERY DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
DAMB IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN IN HELL WHOSE MAD BECUASE WE HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT THE BIGGEST PEACES OF SHIT IN DA UNIVERSE ON EVERY DEVICE AT ALL TIME'S, IF ITS NOT A POLITICIANS STUPID FUCKEN FACES THEN ITS EVERYONE TALKEN ABOUT WHAT THE POLITICIAN SAID, IF ITS NOT A BILLIONAIRES EVIL OPINION ITS SOMEONE WRITING AN EXCUSE FOR THE OPINION, LET US LIVE A LIFE FREE OF TORMENTORS, NONE OF US CONSENTED TO EXISTING IN THIS FORM, AND IF WE DID, ITS CAUSE THEY DIDENT TELL US WHAT IT WAS GONGA BE LIKE,,, DA TEXT "EVERY FUCKING DAY I WAKE UP AND CHECK THE NEWS AND ALL OF THESE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE STILL ALIVE, SO WHAT THE FUCK " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Sorry
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This is my entire life
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
You in Florida?
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others and I want that for me
News article “Woman loses 10 years of memories after she pooped with excessive force.”
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Seems like that's how it always happens. Crap sleep the night before, not feeling good that day, then boom pr
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Team Kelly 4eva
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Stephanie Jephanie
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Save this one
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
YOU FUCKED UP!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN SCREAMMIN "YOU FUCKED WITH DA WRONG ONE, I HATE CONTRONTATION, FUCK WITH SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE" - THE DEMONS OF THIS WORLD ARE ALWAYS CRAWLEN UP YOUR ASS OVER SOMETHING THATS THERE FAULT AND THEN TELLEN YA ITS A CONSPIRCY THEOREY THAT THE WHOLE THING WAS SET UP THAT WAY ON PURPOSE, I DIDNT CONSENT TO ANY OF THIS , I  NEVER AGREED TO "PAY RENT" OR "MAINTAIN A BALENCE IN MY CHECKING ACCOUNT" I GOT PULLED OUT OF A LADY A BUNCH OF YEAR'S AGO AND NOW MY BACK HURT'S NONE OF THIS IS MY FAULT, BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$, I WILL KICK ASS AFTER WORK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND I WILL KICK A LITTLE ASS AT WORK SECRETLY TOO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
ALT TXT - dashare.zone ADMIN
"KNOW THY SELF" NO THANK'S I HATE THAT GUY - A SKLETON WITH A HUGE SWORD STAND'S NEXT TO A SKULL AND ITS UNCLEAR WHICH ONE IS THE NARRATOR - UPON REFLECTION IT IS ALWAYS UNCLEAR WHO IS THE NARRATOR , ARE YOU THE GUY WHO ISNT DOING THE DISHES OR ARE YOU THE GUY WHO IS MAD AT THAT GUY??? WHEN YOU TALK TO YOUR SELF ARE YOU THE ONE TALKING OR ARE YOU THE ONE LISTNING? HOW MANY OF THERE ARE THERE INSIDE OF YOU ? WHEN YOU GET TO WORK AND YOU DONT REMEMBER DRIVING THERE WHO WAS DRIVING ? WHEN YOUR DREAMING AND SEE PEOPLE FROM YOUR PAST IS THAT YOU MEETING THEM OR IS IT SOMEONE ELSE AND YOUR JUST WATCHING? AND WHEN THEY SEE YOU IN YOUR DREAM ARE THEY MEETING ALL OF YOU OR JUST ONE????? JUST BECAUSE THEY MADE GOOD UNALCOHOLIC BEER DONT MEAN ALL THE MYSTERYS OF LIFE ARE NOW SOLVED - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I had a Friday beer early
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
An hour of it is him falling down stairs
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a captain america uniform says " i understood that reference 's reference "
ALT: a man in a captain america uniform says " i understood that reference 's reference "
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I would say preferably someone with great food but that's pretty much everywhere else
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
TRANS RIGHT'S ARE HUMAN RIGHT'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETON HOLDIN UP A FINGER TO POLITICANS AND THE PEACES OF SHIT WHO WANT TO WRECK EVERYONES LIFES, IF SOME OF US ARE NOT FREE THEN NONE OF US ARE FREE, THE POLITICANS AND BILLIONAIRES WHO RUN THE COUNTRY MEET ON A SECRET ISLAND TO BREED SEX SLAVES BUT THEY WANNA TELL US THAT WE SHOULD BE SCARED OF SOMEONE TAKEN A SHIT IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM, OR MAD AT SOMEONE FOR HAVIN A DRIVERS LICENSE, FASHISM AINT CREEPIN ANY MORE ITS JOGGING, THEY BETTER GET THERE BIG ASS BUNKERS BUILT QUICK CAUSE THERE FULL OF MEAT AND WE GROW HUNGRIER BY THE DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Now give me that Zebinejad goal that makes me feel like I'm at home
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optimitch-prime.bsky.social @optimitch-prime.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Times are crazy, ever changing, but this is the nice warm blanket I wear every year not because it's perfect, but because it's steadfast and NEVER changing and that's what I need
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