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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 3h

But have you considered that we don’t have any car dealerships? (This was a very real argument, made 5 years ago, in opposition to HR 51)

DCist headline reading: D.C. Not Having A Car Dealership (Even
Though It Does) Is The Latest GOP Argument
Against Statehood

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 16h

First game of the season. Hell yeah, the Large Boys bout to give us some incredible hockey.

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 21h

You definitely don’t own a tux either. Probably board shorts and a tee so you have a wider range of motion to play hacky sack.

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I just don’t see how you recover from this.

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I mean I snapped this pic of you losing control and literally floating after smelling sausage

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Do you think @internettheo2.bsky.social could complete the Buster’s Cold Beef Siberian Sausage Challenge? My first guess is no, but that dude really loves his sausage.

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If you have a big fleet, you’re probably putting millions of miles on the road. Small things like this have a significant impact in the aggregate. And if your leadership either care about your safety (sometimes) or care about investor safety metrics (always), they’ll require stuff like this.

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It prompts what’s usually referred to as a 360 walk around. You do a circle around the truck before picking up the cone, looking for fixed objects. Goal is to observe these objects and then not hit them as you pull out. Very common utility safety culture. They’re all backed in too, same reason.

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Oh wow a dog is driving and not making some stupid meme coin. The horror. This dog is directly driving down the cost of gas and you’re trying to scam innocent crypto owners.

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They’re already clownin on ur ass, Theo

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If Burbank had more dogs, you could get them to work on drilling. I remember you saying how productive they are for the oil and gas industry.

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Michael Strahan was talking about it on Good Morning America this morning. It was hard to watch the segment, just knowing that millions of people are being denied sausage access

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“Concrete” Senator, I believe you mean cement. There was never a concrete tariff. There was a 50% tariff on cement. It’s cool that the CHAIR of Approps cannot get this distinction right.

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m sorry, Ellie. I hope you are okay. Please enjoy this Stella content, hopefully as a foil in the midst of this hate.

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My young puppy at 630 am every morning: HI YOU ARE A MORNING PERSON NOW Me, the least morning person you’ve ever met: 🫠

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Your legions of loyal fans (me) deserve eel ass play free content. Please tailor all future posts to my (a simple cement man) preferences. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Turnip. This text combined with that picture is violence.

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Me, in Ellie’s mentions, ready to go to war with anyone who disagrees

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I literally took this picture of you floating to the sausages. Why would you lie about this

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Every time I see the fois gras stuff: 🫠

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m sorry to doxx you, but I must protect our pups

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Irrational hatred, Juice said you got sausage grease on your engine. You’re taking this out on innocents just because you float like a Looney Toons character when you smell cart sausage

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Whelp, I got this one wrong! I also hadn’t realized how close Medford was to Burbank. Sorry, Theo!

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think that’s a food truck though? And that is a nice young man, not the old man that Theo said usually pushed the cart around

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yeah, the math doesn’t really pencil out here. I think this is just more bolognamaxxing from Theo

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Like a food truck that only sells sausages?

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh this is a good point, Bruce. I’ve never heard a hotdog referred to as a sausage but maybe it is unique to the Burbankian dialect.

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This doesn’t seem accurate. I have been to many major American cities and have never seen a sausage cart. Are you maybe mistaking America with Bavaria?

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

One thing that I haven’t been able to figure out: why does Burbank have so many sausage carts?

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Okay well I was able to bring up your house on Yahoo Street Maps. I can see why you wouldn’t want to share this. Do you even own a lawnmower?

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don’t think Frank would lie about this. Otherwise you would just post an engine pic and dispel all the rumors

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Exactly my attitude. Heavy sigh, followed by “fine”

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

One of the extremely annoying things about this Admin is that they’ve given us an NPS that actually cares about their DC parks.

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

He might like Swedish transit posting! You never know

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Lmao he can’t even handle Dave’s Reaper. No way he’s trying chorizo. “I’ll take the Reaper challenge when I’m ready” - sure you will bud

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sausage rage probably caused by his bologna intake, tbh

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Theo getting apoplectic about something cool and normal? Must be a day that ends in y

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I keep getting ‘build submarines’ ads on YouTube and they always make me laugh

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sorry to hear that, man. Hope it’s not too serious and you’re back to the norm soon

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I read in Le Monde that Theo once tried to emulate the look and was arrested at Ralphs for indecent exposure

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I mean, he’s cool enough to not wear pants, I don’t think he’s going to be bothered by current trends or a little ice water

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theoppositeofbatman @oppositeofbatman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

No kitties (or Stellas) were harmed in the making of this video. (Stella is a delicate soul and this cat would absolutely bully the heck out of her. Cleo or Luna on the other hand…)

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