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Oppklipt

@oppklipt.bsky.social
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Uhm, yes hello! 👋🏻 33 y/o Norwegian PS5 gamer and a Twitter migrant cursed with ME. Currently learning Spanish and love painting/drawing/sewing🧵🪡 Trying to survive this crazy timeline I’m forced to exist in.

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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There it is, the ”Am I sick with influenza or is it just my ME“ thingy again. This time, as per usual, I think I’m actually sick though.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When my hair gets caught in the car door and it touches my butt crack in the shower, it got to go. My hair is not going to be washing my ass, thank you very much.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My favorite restaurant in Spain has closed and I’m distraught 💔 I’ve been going there my entire life since they opened 31 years ago and this sucks. I’m so sad.. I never thought I’d see this day. I’ve been there with family members that are no longer here. Every member of my family has been there.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m laying in bed looking at my beautiful dark green ceiling and walls I can’t help wondering what idiot is going to paint it all white someday.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No one tells you how scared you’ll be when you experience some relief from ME. Scared that if you get too excited and do too much, you’ll end up right back where you were.. and when you have a bad day you’ll think that you ruined everything. That’s a horror movie plot if I ever saw one.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just needed to know if my dog was fit to travel or if he needed to top off his vaccinations.. It took 11 (!!!!) emails with the vet to figure that out. E-FUCKING-LEVEN MOTHERFUCKING EMAILS!!
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Lizzie McGuire (Hilary Duff) Screaming at Computer
ALT: Lizzie McGuire (Hilary Duff) Screaming at Computer
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎶 OHHHH KEVIN SAW A UFO 🎶 That’s the one line of lyrics that’s stuck in my head rn.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hormones freaking sucks. The funny thing is that I can zoom out and see it for what it is and not react on it with others. It’s just really silly to be sensitive and be crying alone for no reason other than wanting snacks.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wonder if in future they’ll say: ”Back in the day they had plastic everywhere! They knew it was dangerous, but they didn’t care.“ Kinda like with cigarettes.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The disappointment you feel when you see the most beautiful knitted sweater online and you check the material.. 100% polyester.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m so happy. I never thought I’d find someone who ticks all my boxes. It’s too good to be true. But what if it isn’t? This is either going to ruin my life or make me the happiest woman in the world.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
💔🕯️ King Harald V of Norway: ”You have to have a strong backbone to walk through insults. I really wish we would stop using the words ”society’s weakest.“ In reality some of them are the strongest ones among us.“
The same quote in Norwegian with a picture of the King in opaque background. He is in a suit with a red tie and smiling from ear to ear.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Our dear, beloved King Harald died today. He’s been Norway’s King my entire life and he’s been the perfect example and role model. He made me proud to be a Norwegian! I’m leaving his speech here translated into English instead of a picture of him, cause who he was matters the most. 🕯️💔
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why are there never any cool side effects to medications? Like ”May cause excessive energy and a will to live.“ ..???
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What illness is it when your profile picture on Facebook keeps getting uglier the more you look at it? Cause I have that.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just found out that the welfare office is stalking my social media. I know exactly who it is too cause they used their personal accounts and accidentally followed my playlist on Spotify. So Thomas, I see you. Me listening to music on low volume does not mean I can work!
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Hilary Duff as Kelsey Peters: Seriously, WTF?
Alt: Hilary Duff as Kelsey Peters: Seriously, WTF?
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
First time I’ve experienced an earthquake being wide awake. The other times I was asleep and didn’t even wake up. 4.5 and the epicenter was just 60km away from me. That was scary af.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I finally had the energy to do my make up and take a new profile picture for facebook for the first time in 5 years. People will see it and think that I look healthy, but they didn’t see me try for three weeks to get it done or the sweat I had to constantly dry off my face in between shots.
A photo of me trying to wink. Full make up on and a white t-shirt.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The aftermath of my allergic reaction really freaking sucks. It’s giving ME and PEM on steroids. I feel so ill.
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Prof Ian Hall @ianhall.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This isn’t talked about enough… Europe is warming faster than any other continent; at more than twice the global average. This isn’t a distant future. Talk about it with someone today.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m having a really bad no good week and I ordered myself steak cause I’m sad. It was 60$ and it was so tough I couldn’t cut it with my knife. In pure spite I drove down to the restaurant and asked for a new one, nicely of course. I’m so exhausted. I just wanted a steak. I’m getting a steak.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
23-30th of August. Turn your Playstation off. If buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing. If I buy something, I own it. #PSBlackout #Sony
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Getting an allergic reaction was not on my bingo card for this week. Not fun. Paracetamol up my bum in the ER was the cherry on top. Future me needs to learn how to check labels.
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Niko Suvisto @nikosuvisto.com · 05/08/2026
Hehe cool! Thanks to @abrokenbattery.bsky.social as he shared my work on his FB page!
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@nikosuvisto.com You popped up at the Norwegian ”Fokus på ME“ page on FB! “Niko is a photographer living with severe #MECFS. He has been largely bedridden since 2022 and is too ill to photograph other people, so he turned the camera on himself.“ I’m so happy to see your work reaching Norway 🇳🇴
Screenshot of “Fokus på ME“ on Facebook. Links to Niko’s photo project and pictures he has taken in black and white.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Isn’t it funny the way you’ll crave stuff when you’re actively trying to lose weight? I’m craving ice cream right now and I don’t even like ice cream that much. Can’t stop thinking about it either.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Painting is out again. Painting my long planned ME-painting. I hope it turns out as well as I pictured it.
Canvas, a plate with some oil paint on and some artistic mess on the table.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m not 2026 rich, I’m 90’s rich. Ever thought about what you have today that were considered rich in the 90’s?
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Buying a Roborock was honestly a great decision on my part. My floors are constantly clean, which is a new experience having ME. If you can afford to buy one or save for one, do it. 10/10. I highly recommend the Qrevo Curv version!
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’ve gained like 8kg since 2020 and I’ve decided to start losing the weight before I start dating again. I do not feel bonita. I’m not fat-fat, but I’m not skinny either. I’m also thinking that my body has to carry these extra kilos and maybe losing them would help my ME.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
When you kinda want to say something, but saying something could potentially ruin something.. so you say nothing in hopes that they will say something. That’s something.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I hate it when neurotypicals (I say that with full confidence knowing I’m not diagnosed yet) think I’m trying to argue, when I’m in fact agreeing with them, just because their ego got hurt of their own false interpretations.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’ve been anonymous online for 5 years now while my welfare case has been going on and I’m so tired of it. I want to show who I am, be me and not be afraid if I’m going to be punished for ”looking healthy“ in a photo online.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Being friendzoned sucks. It’s never happened to me before and I don’t like it. How does one get rid of feelings while still trying to be a genuine friend? Difficulty: impossible.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Every year on this date I think about Utøya and one interaction I had that summer 15 years ago. 22th of July 2011 was the biggest terrorist event in Norway and 77 people lost their lives. A guy I met at a party a week before got killed and a few childhood friends of mine survived the terror. 1/4
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I slept 17 hours last night and I genuinely thought I was getting better. I’m gutted and scared I’m back to excessive sleeping again.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
UGH. That’s it. Just… UGH. That’s all I’ve got.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’ve realized that the me in dating after I got ME is very insecure and that’s new to me. I’m constantly driven by fear of rejection because of the illness and it’s especially hard when I catch feelings. I’m so scared of getting my heart broken again or that I’m not fun enough to be with.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m mad about the way we lost to England in the world cup yesterday. Not that they didn’t deserve to win, but the ball definitely touched something and the judges and VAR made rediculous decisions. England definitely played a hard game though and I hope they win the cup!
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ro! 🥁
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I did something spontaneous today. I’ve saved 30$ each month for over two years now in an index fund and I took some out. I’m sick of not having clean floors.. so I’m going to buy a fancy vacuum robot cleaner. All I have to do is fill/empty the water and dust tank every 9 weeks. I’m so excited!!
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Happy Shiba Inu Dog Smiling
Alt: Happy Shiba Inu Dog Smiling and tail wagging!
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I figured out that filing for permanent welfare in Norway costs the welfare office around 6.500$ ish per round. I’m on my second round now. I’m going to keep bleeding them for money until they accept me. Rejected? File again. Rejected? File again.. And again 🤪 I’m petty and stubborn. I’ll win.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
You know what makes me really mad today? There isn’t a single place in this city where I can get a good donut.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I saw someone post a tombstone on FB and the birthyear of that guy was the same year I was born, 1993. It made me appreciate how lucky I am to still be alive.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If you ever need to have a good cry, just buy a new bikini and try it on.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’m watching Rocky for the first time and I think he’s kind of an asshole tbh. Who corners a shy lady like that and refuses to let her leave??
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
We had a thief in our gardens last night. She stole a few lamb hides and a pair of shoes. I bet she really needed those.
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I’m pretty pissed off about feeling hungover all of the time and not even being able to drink alcohol. Like it would be fine if I did drink and it made me feel like this, but I DIDNT DRINK GOD DAMNIT
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Oppklipt @oppklipt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I had the best day today! It started out rough, but I was able to shake it. Then I spent a few hours in a chair outside with sunglasses drinking soda with my family at my grandma’s birthday party. It was 23 degrees and sunny. Lovely calm conversation. I took this picture before everyone arrived.
Picture from inside to the outside small porch with a small table and a few chairs. The house on the other side of the street has their window open, signaling that it’s a hot day up north.
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